COLD CUTS: Tradie of the Day
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The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
The exponents there on The Big Show breakfast this Monday morning.
Fellas, I've got some news. What's on the news? With me, Keezy. Over to Europe now where a flight was happening and a man got sucked through a window. Mid-flight.
Sorry, he got what?
He got sucked through the window.
Wow.
What bizarre mid‑flight incident involving a passenger and a plane window is described?
I know. Because that sort of thing, I have heard, happens on the ground. What do you mean? There's that toilet up there in the back of Ponsonby.
No, no, sorry. He got sucked out of the window. He got partially sucked through the window of a plane.
Oh, right. But hang on. Those plane windows are tiny. No, I know. It's just like a little hole.
No, I know. That's why he didn't fit fully through. But the flight was taking... taking off from northern Greece and heading to Germany. And then he sort of got half sucked out through the window. And the passengers around him. This guy was 61. 61 years getting sucked through a window.
Right. You know, that's no good. Then the other passengers pulled him. They pulled him off.
They pulled him off the window. so he was actually saved by the other passengers he didn't want to speak to media but it was a Ryanair flight which is like your budget airline no windows wow there was a window I mean, it wouldn't work without a window.
That is very funny because I was looking for the cheap air flights. Air flights? Is that what you Googled? Is that what you typed into Google? And Ryan came up. And I went, oh, I never heard of those guys. And now people are getting sucked off through the window. Sucked out. Sucked out through the window, sorry.
So the thing with Ryanair, they started this sort of budget travel kind of... Was that their thing?
That's their thing. Which, you know, on the surface, jeez, I'm keen. But then when you look further into it, it turns out it sucked out.
Sucked out the window. This is a quote from the... Passengers told Greek media they heard a loud bang. Oxygen masks dropped and the plane began to lose altitude. That would have been when he was getting sucked out the window there. Yeah. Do you know what broke the window, Keezy? I don't know. It just says here that passengers panicked, screamed. One was being partially sucked out the window. His whole head, neck and shoulders were pulled out of the window. And he would have just been sort of flopping against the side of the plane there.
Yeah, like, yeah.
How did the hosts react to the Ryanair window incident and passenger rescue details?
You're getting those sail yards with the little blow up. With the inflatable arse. Yeah, yeah. Was he doing that, was he? Oh, I don't know.
That would have been weird. I've got, I don't know, I'm just sort of. But anyway, yeah, that's what's in the news.
Well, that's good. That's good, Keezy. That's the sort of standard I expect. Okay. All right. That's from four days ago. That was your best one yet by far.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.
Smashing. Smashing pumpkins there on the big show breakfast this Tuesday morning. I've just been delivered a coffee, fellas. This is going to tip me over the edge. Now, listen, we just like to check in with each other and with the public out there. Sort of a mental health check-up because, Keezy, I'm just getting the vibe that you're really struggling with breakfast.
Is this another mental health check-in where it's just me?
Well, the thing about it is that Jason and I are loving the mornings. We're morning people. Yes, we are. I'm loving it too. And so the vibe that we've been getting certainly this morning is that you're not loving it. So just need to check in and make sure you are all good.
Right. Look, I am great. I am really enjoying getting up in the mornings, coming in. You know, doing the old radio thing with you fellas.
Yeah. It's great. Well, it's just we get a bit of chit-chat going on between, you know, when the songs are playing, all that sort of stuff, and we sort of notice that you sort of tune out. Yes. Sort of get lost in your phone or sort of admin. You don't engage. And so the vibe is that... You're just not. You're not.
You'd rather not be here.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:36
2
What bizarre mid‑flight incident involving a passenger and a plane window is described?
0:36–2:46
3
How did the hosts react to the Ryanair window incident and passenger rescue details?
2:46–4:35
4
Why are the hosts debating Ryanair’s budget model after the window story?
4:35–7:49
5
How do the hosts perform a morning mental health check‑in with Keezy?
7:49–10:04
6
What tension and sandwich controversy reveals Keezy’s off‑air vibe?
10:04–14:25