FULL SHOW: Cracking A Semi
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What happens during the Big Show intro and morning banter?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. This should be good. The Hodaki Breakfast with these Muppets.
Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest. The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest.
Our biggest show. The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Big Show.
No.
It's just boring. I just don't get it. No.
You g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have you coming in this Wednesday morning. It is the 15th of July, 2026, and you, my friends, are listening to The Big Show Breakfast, brought to you by Bunnings Trade.
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Oh, moogie, moogie, moogie. You've got that look of a man that's just rolled out of bed and I'm liking it.
How are you, you stallion? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. It's Wednesday, Fjells. Yeah, man. Fjells! The FIFA Football World Cup semi-finals. Literally, quite literally kick off this morning, Fjells. And we're going to be hitting you with all the highlights. Totally.
Totally.
Keezy? Are we? I mean, we're a radio show. How does that work? We're going to be hitting with all the highlights. Well, me and Jase are going to run around. When we see something happen on the screen, we've got a football in here. And you're going to recreate it? And we're going to recreate it, and you're going to commentate it. And I'll commentate it. Okay, cool.
That'll sound great. Goal! Oh, no.
It was offside.
Yeah, yeah. How are you going, by the way, Keezy? Because he came in all afluster this morning. Did I? Because you were getting a little prick on your leg, you said, and you just couldn't locate it. And was pricking away there at your leg. He actually came in with his pants down. That's not a lie.
I love how you just tell a massive lie and then you say, it's not a lie. It's 100% a lie. I had something pricking me in the side of my pants. What was it? Once I got into the office, I undid my pants and reached down there. There was nothing there. Am I right? Yeah, I'm telling you. We knew that already, Keezy. Yeah, you're a shocking bastard. And then I tried to find the thing that was pricking me. No downstairs. I don't have a penis. Yeah, he hasn't got one, Jase. I knew that. Hey, Jase, how are you this morning? Just a smooth space. How are you? Because, to be honest, you've been giving off vibes like you're in a massive pain in the arse movie.
I'm good, thanks, fellas. I'm doing okay. Let's just get through, eh? In the meantime, let's kick off with an old favourite. Bit of the old red hot chilli peppers. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed, the red hot chilli peppers there on the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time, 12 minutes past 6 o'clock, and we love to know what people are eating on this show, don't we, fellas? Certainly do. For example, Keezy walked in today with a lovely Tupperware container of chia and stewed strawberry for his brekkie, and we thought... How about we open a cafe here in the big show?
Oh, did you think that when I walked in with that pudding?
Well, no, I thought that yesterday. But then you reminded me when you came in today with your lovely pudding. Well, not pudding, your breakfast that your wife prepared for you. It's a chia pudding, yeah. So we thought we'd open our own cafe, fellas.
100%. So you call us on 0800 Hauraki. You tell us what you are having for breakfast. Yes. But in the form of taking an order. Pugs will explain it to you. Yeah, you'll get it. We did it yesterday. It was highly successful. I've now got a bell, guys. Listen to this. Oh. Order up. Order up. Yeah, nice. 800-HODUCK. You get in touch. Yesterday, people were given prizes. I believe Pugs was dishing out the Reburger vouchers.
I tell you, one of the joys I have, because I live in the CBD now. I don't know if you guys know that. Big city life. And as I'm walking through the CBD this time of day, you would think that the world is asleep. But there's lots of little cafes, et cetera, et cetera, preparing themselves for the morning rush.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happens during the Big Show intro and morning banter?
0:00–9:47
2
How does the Big Show launch the Big Show Cafe breakfast roleplay?
9:47–28:01
3
What local sport headlines and traffic updates are reported early on?
28:01–34:50
4
How is the new 'Trade of the Day' segment introduced and why focus on sparkies?
34:50–53:19
5
How do the hosts cover the FIFA World Cup semi-final live updates?
53:19–59:00
6
What are the hotel buffet ethics discussed — is taking food 'stealing'?
59:00–1:09:20