FULL SHOW: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEYZIE (feat. surprise guests)
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What’s the opening banter and birthday shout‑out for Keyzie?
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This is big. Really? Jason Hoyt, Mike Manoak, and Keesy. Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It is the 19th of August, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to the big show. Brought to you by RebooGoo.
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Mm-hmm. Geta
Mogey Austallian, how's life? Going pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick, son of a bee. Another beautiful day here in the O9 fellows, or as I like to call it, New Zealand. Yes. Alteroa. What do you think about that, Keasey? You like it when we just say that Auckland is New Zealand? Yeah, I don't mind it.
How do the hosts celebrate Keyzie’s birthday with wishes and surprise guests?
Don't include the rest of the country. It's all G They hate us. Cause of course, Jace, you and I, um, and you Keyesy as well, all come from outside Auckland originally. Yes. Used to hate the joint. Based on nothing at all. Of course. Based on never spend any time here at all. Ignorance. Ignorance. Yeah, exact exactly what we were saying off here, isn't it? The rest of the country, Keyesy. Yeah. Ignorate. Famous.
I actually really want to move out of Auckland.
Do you where do you want to go?
Uh probably down south maybe.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, 'cause You won't last five minutes, brother.
What is the “GOAT CASH” segment and why does it matter to listeners?
You're giving up, are
you, Keasy?
What do you mean giving up?
Well, you know, just going down south.
Well no, I just prefer to be elsewhere than an awkward. Backpack Yeah, yeah, backpack.
How are you going, Keasy? 'Cause uh very special day for old Keesy.
I think I've heard my name about ten times already in this show. Yeah, why is that, Jace? Well it's your birthday, isn't it? Yeah, it is, fellas. It is my birthday. Um and as we touched on yesterday, I don't want any big, you know, big radio interviews or pay guests or plans or anything. It's just keep it, you know, just keep it's just a regular old show as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good stuff.
How are you going, Jace? You absolute merchant of jazz.
Yeah, good thanks, Keasey. Uh had a really nice day enjoying this absolutely stunning weather that we've got in Auckland and indeed in Al Taraoa.
Why does Mike talk about TV and what shows are on his radar?
Um it is stuff. I mean the I think the whole nation is just feeling good.
Except for Keyesy, 'cause he had a shocker out there. Got a hundred and eighty. On the golf course. I mean he's accepted for the shock.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but No, I know it's your birthday, Casey. I know it's your birthday. But we're still doing the goat thing nonetheless.
Uh well to be honest, I asked if we could just flag it and just concentrate on my birthday. Yes. Uh but they said no, so we are gonna sell drop the goat fellas. Uh I'm sure we rip back into it. Yeah, I think so.
This is the GOAT, the countdown for real music connoisseurs.
And uh we're getting into the goats here. Song number six hundred and fifteen from one of the greatest all time New Zealand bands. Yeah, man, let's do it.
How does Mogey’s memory loss story unfold and what advice is given?
Do you want to have a guess as to what it is? Can I just say before
you do, please, please, please, three four eight three, send your birthday wishes soon for old Keesy here and we'll read them out over the next three hours.
Nah, it's all G. Fifty dollar reburger vouchers though. Uh let's get back in.
You're listening to the GOAT, the greatest of all-time countdown on Radio Hodaki.
Number 615. Exponents. Who loves who the most?
It's been bugging
me.
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Yes indeed. You too there. Bullet the Blue Sky coming in at uh six hundred and fourteen.
That's right, six hundred and fourteen. Bullet the blue sky there, the fourth track from their album, The Joshua Tree, released back in eighty seven.
Great album that actually. How seriously? Yeah, yeah.
What happens during Jase’s angry encounter and how does it affect the show?
And that's one of the great songs off it, I have to say.
Nineteen eighty seven, Jace. Uh do you remember that coming out?
No. Okay. Just 'cause it's the
same year as your birth.
Yeah, well that's why I wouldn't remember. I mean as a baby I wouldn't remember that. But speaking of birth, 'Tis
your birthday. Oh yeah, true.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and birthday shout‑out for Keyzie?
0:00–0:57
2
How do the hosts celebrate Keyzie’s birthday with wishes and surprise guests?
0:57–1:26
3
What is the “GOAT CASH” segment and why does it matter to listeners?
1:26–2:22
4
Why does Mike talk about TV and what shows are on his radar?
2:22–3:12
5
How does Mogey’s memory loss story unfold and what advice is given?
3:12–3:59
6
What happens during Jase’s angry encounter and how does it affect the show?
3:59–4:39
7
What’s the plan for Wellington, the live show, and the brewery feature?
4:39–5:14
8
How do the hosts wrap up with advice, listener interaction, and the next episode teaser?
5:14–51:47