FULL SHOW: Survival of the Fittest
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The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
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The Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The Hodaki Big Show.
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon. It is the 22nd of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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Who's in the studio and why is Mogi absent today?
Now, normally at this time of the show, I look across the desk there and there's that old stallion mogie with his exquisite body, with his perfectly manicured hair, with his stylish clothes. But poor old Mogey is under the weather at the moment. His sinus is being flooded with pus. And so he can't join us today. And so instead, I'm looking across the studio and I see old Keezy. Hello. With his little jacket on and his... It's bigger than any jacket you could fit. Finning Moe with his filthy, filthy warrior's cap. I mean, his goofy look. But, you know, that's all G. That's all G. We didn't sign you up to be the eye candy of the show, Keezy. That was Mogi's job.
Well, I didn't know you needed eye candy on a radio show.
Well, you kind of do, you know, for all your socials and stuff. But how are you, mate?
How's life? I'm good. Have you ever heard the phrase getting off to a bad start?
No.
Or sitting off on the wrong foot? No. Okay, don't worry about it then. I'm great, fellas. Spent the day today, wow, a small portion of it playing golf with Jase. Got really wet. played terrible and then came into work. But we've got Pugsan now sitting in the Keezy spot, so usually Mogi will be looking over and seeing Keezy there with his little jacket on and his motley little mo and his disgustingly filthy Warriors hat. Today we see Pugs, how are you? Hey fellas, I'm good, thank you. My red curry spilled all through my bag and over my clothes, so I'm not wearing any underwear and I'm wearing an undershirt under this jacket. And I also forgot a belt. So if you happen to get flashed at some point during the show, I apologise in advance.
Because just for the listeners, Pokes is wearing a full-blown rain jacket done right up and zipped right up.
Yeah, I thought that was a look you were going for.
Well, it is. I mean, it just happens to be that as well.
because it was like, oh, what a weird look. But then again, it's you, Pugs, and we're sort of used to that. But can I say, can I say, your hair is magnificent today. Thank you. Magnificent. Cheers, Jase. You're wearing your hair up as well. Well, yes. Sort of. I had a cap on, and then I took my – so I've got hair – what is it? Hat hair. You've got a hat on.
Yeah.
Hat hair.
You've got hat hair. Jase, you've insulted Pugs and I. I just want to say that you look great today. Thank you, man.
And I do. Hey, Keezy, what's coming up on the show, mate?
What's happening on The Big Show with old Keezy? Nice new sting, Pugs. You like that? Took me ages. That's using, what's it called when you sort of use your initiative? Yes. Using your initiative. That's the one. Coming up on the show today, of course, another chance to win $250 with the pies that pay. Yeah, boy. If you hear the pirates, 0800 HODUCKY, you could win that cash. Also, got a bone to pick with one member of the Big Show family.
Fuck you. Gee, I wonder who.
I'm not saying who it is now, but just know that it's one of you. And also, coming up next, yesterday on the show, we bought a racing pigeon. We need a name for that pigeon. We're going to be going into names shortly because people have already started texting them through on 3483. Feel free to keep them coming. Every text in the drawer for 50 bucks with Reburger.
Beautiful, mate. But in the meantime, let's have some music. Here's Radio Head.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Calum Nopi there on the Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock. Just to remind people, if you're just joining us, no mogi today.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:40
2
Who's in the studio and why is Mogi absent today?
0:40–11:25
3
What’s the story behind Keezy buying a racing pigeon and how will listeners name it?
11:25–18:52
4
How are listeners suggesting funny and clever names for Pigeon 109?
18:52–31:49
5
How does the 'Pies That Pay' promotion work and who won $250?
31:49–43:23
6
What TV shows are the hosts recommending and why are they watching Outrageous Fortune and Alone?
43:23–56:41