FULL SHOW: The Pigeon's Last Chance
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What’s the opening “sleep chat” and why are the hosts talking about insomnia?
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Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. Really
big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and... Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It's the 1st of September, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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Good stuff.
G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee in there. I'm back having my bad sleeps, fellas. Oh, no. Hard to get to sleep? Wake up, can't get back to sleep. Yeah. No good. No good. It's not good when you wake up and then can't get back to. Also not good when you lie there and you can't get to. Yeah. And then you also can't get back to. Yeah. But neither of them are great. No. How you going, Keezy?
Yeah, pretty good, fellas. Had a pretty chill day, which is nice. And before the show, I went and had a solo Hoi DJ hot pot. Yeah, man. And now I am very full.
Yeah. And all sorts of things are happening inside me. Yeah, good. Yeah. But as you said in the chat there, Keezy, you're a professional.
And it won't affect my broadcasting.
And you won't allow the inferno in your bowels and your stomach at the moment to interrupt. That's right. What we're doing here. But it
did interrupt you last week on Friday because, of course, you had Reburger.
Oh, that's right. You had about
nine kilos of that. And you were just like, oh, I don't
know why I'm so
tired. You just had 2,000 calories in about eight minutes. It was delicious. Are you sleepy or just burning?
Just burning. Yeah,
okay. To be honest,
I feel alive.
Yeah. It's like I've
swallowed lava. Yeah.
But
it was so yummy. How are you,
Jase? Yeah, I'm good, thanks. So, strangely enough, Mogi, guess what time I woke up this morning. Go on, guess it. 7 a.m. No. 8.30. 8. Yes. Wow. And it was my turn on coffee, so I promptly went into the kitchen, burnt my wife's coffee, and took it into her. You know why? Why? Because you're a backbone? Thank you.
Hey, man, what's coming up on the show?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
Here on Hauraki, we only run the best competitions in the whole wide world, and that's why we're doing Waz or Cars. Would you rather go along and see the Warriors, hopefully, at the grand final? It will be the grand final, Keezy, no matter what. Yeah. Or go to Bathurst. Big decision. Stay tuned for the queue to call and give us a bell on 0800 Hauraki. Also got an update on Keezy's Pigeon. Oh, yeah. Keezy's Pigeon. Now,
we
haven't had an update for a couple of weeks. The first couple of weeks, shock and bastard. Last couple of weeks, Keezy's lost all interest, apparently.
He has been very quiet on that front. I've been a bit concerned with Keezy on all wings looking over his beak with me, Keezy.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll update you
on why that is. I
haven't heard his name mentioned around the office at all.
Neither have I.
Yeah.
Good. And coming up next, I've got a bone to pick. Yeah,
good stuff, man. I'm
fuming. God, I'm
fuming.
How bad is it? Oh, fuming. Surely it's not that bad. It's just somebody bringing shame on the big show again. Oh, God. Oh, no. Bloody pugs.
Here's Lincoln Park.
Cheers. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4
on Radio Hodaki. Faith no more there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock. Fellas, I've got a bone to
pick.
Last week, I was lucky enough to be invited along as a very important person, a special guest.
VIP,
can I say, Mogi? You may, you may.
That's what it stands for, yeah.
For the opening night of Cirque Alice, Cirque du Soleil, they have a whole bunch of different shows that go around the world.
What is Mogey’s “bone to pick” and how does it set the tone for the episode?
I've been to a few of them, and this one was at the Civic. Keezy, you talked about it last night on What's On The TV with
Mick
Mogey. And you were there, and that's part of the problem. or a lot of the problem. Now, it's an incredible event, this thing. But when you go along to an opening night of something, it's really important that you dress for the occasion, especially when you're at sort of a venue as esteemed and historic as the Civic Theatre here in downtown Auckland City.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening “sleep chat” and why are the hosts talking about insomnia?
0:00–4:23
2
What is Mogey’s “bone to pick” and how does it set the tone for the episode?
4:23–12:12
3
What light‑bulb moment does Jase have and how could it change the show?
12:12–32:15
4
What’s the latest update on Keezy’s racing pigeon and why is it a disaster?
32:15–38:23
5
What are the recent race results for “Pigeon Tim” and what do they mean for Keezy?
38:23–44:10
6
What are the listeners’ options for naming the new “Backbone” beer?
44:10–48:43
7
What’s the Warriors’ upcoming semi‑final matchup and how are the Waz preparing?
48:43–51:26
8
What did the hosts think of Cirque Alice (Cirque du Soleil) and its Alice‑in‑Wonderland theme?
51:26–52:49