FULL SHOW: Toilettiquette

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The Hauraki Big Show 56 min 5 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Bruno Satin 0:01
Yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljä, viisi.
Stuart Maconie 0:09
Ota LähiTapiolan henkivakuutus ja lepäät rauhassa. Henkivakuutuksen myöntää LähiTapiola Keskinäinen Henkivakuutusyhtiö. LähiTapiola, samalla puolella.
Jase Hoyte 0:21
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Jason Hoyte 0:29
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the 28th of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 0:51
Yum. Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger, redefining the norm. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Jason Hoyte 0:58
G'day, Mogi, you randy stallion. How's life? Pretty randy, I tell you what, Sicko.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 1:03
I have absolutely been rutting up a storm over these last few days. Yeah, nice. Rutting up a storm. Another beautiful day here in the City of Sales. Went for a walk at the Crack this morning. Hey, winter's arrived, fellas, finally out here. I think it's been in the rest of the country for a long time. But I saw down south yesterday the mercury hit...

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Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 1:22
Minus eight. Right. Minus eight. That's cold. It was negative four and a half, I believe, out at my in-law's place in Christchurch there, which is just so cold.
Jason Hoyte 1:31
Yeah, so cold. Well, I went out this morning for an early morning walk like Mogi. Minus 17. In Auckland. In Auckland.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 1:40
That doesn't surprise me.
Jason Hoyte 1:41
But that's kind of barmy for us. Hey, Keezy, how are you going, mate?
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 1:47
Yeah, pretty grouse there, you mad dog, you sick son. I've been rutting away there. Have you been rutting away, Keezy? Because I worry about you, man. You know, you're getting on a little bit. You've got no little, what do you call those little things? Little tokes, little kids. No kids, man. What are you talking about? I'm just worried about you not having any kids yet.
Kerry (caller) 2:08
I think you need to start having kids. Okay. All right?
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:11
You've got to get the goalie out the way, man. Yeah, okay. All right? That was an intense way to start the show. What is it, Tuesday? How are you, Jase?
Jason Hoyte 2:19
Yeah, good things, Keezy.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:20
Can't complain.
Jason Hoyte 2:21
You've been rutting away, man. Oh, always, man.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:23
Are you happy, man? Always, man. Because I'm worried about you. You've got too many kids.
Jason Hoyte 2:28
Actually, funnily enough, I've been chatting to my kids. Oh, that is weird.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:32
That's not like you at all.
Jason Hoyte 2:33
On Messenger. Well done. You know, organising our holiday in October there over in Aussie. So that's been, you know, great stuff. That's really good stuff. Hey, Mogi! That's a good anecdote.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:44
You should just save that for later in the show.
Jason Hoyte 2:46
What's coming up in the show, man?
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 2:51
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Just looking at my watch there to find out what the date was, but of course I'm blind as a bat. Fellas, it's one of the last few opportunities to get yourself $250. It's the pies that pay. It's Bear and Pie July. Listen out for the pie rates for your queue to call. Give us a bell on 0800 Hauraki and you might get yourself 250 big ones. Also, we're going to have Matt Heath and Spooge, old Spanners Watson, going to be in here around about 4.30 to have a yarn about their new kids' TV show, The Last More. Yeah, man, it looks good. It does. It looks bloody amazing. And also, a bit of Hire a Hubby chat later on as well, an opportunity to win some cash there. And Keezy's Pigeon.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 3:36
Yeah. I can't remember its name. It's a long one, but it's a good one. This is the issue with it.
Jason Hoyte 3:42
It's Keezy looking over his wings, over his beak with me, Keezy.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 3:48
See, it's a shit name. But I need to start delegating roles, guys, for the team. So we'll get into that next day. One man team. No.
Jason Hoyte 3:57
Here's Alison Chain.
Jase Hoyte 3:59
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 4:03
Yes, indeed. Snow Patrol there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 14 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 4:11
Fellas, the Hodaki Big Show, we've gone four ways and we've purchased ourselves a racing pigeon.
Pigeon name line / Unknown 4:19
Cheesy on all wings, looking over his beak with me.
Cheesy.
Keezy (Keyzie) (Mike Minogue also matched but 99% match indicates Keezy) 4:26
And it's now got the worst name in the history of any pigeon ever.
Jason Hoyte 4:30
And I'll just correct you as well.

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