FULL SHOW: Toilettiquette
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljä, viisi.
Ota LähiTapiolan henkivakuutus ja lepäät rauhassa. Henkivakuutuksen myöntää LähiTapiola Keskinäinen Henkivakuutusyhtiö. LähiTapiola, samalla puolella.
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the 28th of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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G'day, Mogi, you randy stallion. How's life? Pretty randy, I tell you what, Sicko.
I have absolutely been rutting up a storm over these last few days. Yeah, nice. Rutting up a storm. Another beautiful day here in the City of Sales. Went for a walk at the Crack this morning. Hey, winter's arrived, fellas, finally out here. I think it's been in the rest of the country for a long time. But I saw down south yesterday the mercury hit...
What happens in the show introduction and host banter?
Minus eight. Right. Minus eight. That's cold. It was negative four and a half, I believe, out at my in-law's place in Christchurch there, which is just so cold.
Yeah, so cold. Well, I went out this morning for an early morning walk like Mogi. Minus 17. In Auckland. In Auckland.
That doesn't surprise me.
But that's kind of barmy for us. Hey, Keezy, how are you going, mate?
Yeah, pretty grouse there, you mad dog, you sick son. I've been rutting away there. Have you been rutting away, Keezy? Because I worry about you, man. You know, you're getting on a little bit. You've got no little, what do you call those little things? Little tokes, little kids. No kids, man. What are you talking about? I'm just worried about you not having any kids yet.
I think you need to start having kids. Okay. All right?
You've got to get the goalie out the way, man. Yeah, okay. All right? That was an intense way to start the show. What is it, Tuesday? How are you, Jase?
Yeah, good things, Keezy.
Can't complain.
You've been rutting away, man. Oh, always, man.
Are you happy, man? Always, man. Because I'm worried about you. You've got too many kids.
Actually, funnily enough, I've been chatting to my kids. Oh, that is weird.
That's not like you at all.
On Messenger. Well done. You know, organising our holiday in October there over in Aussie. So that's been, you know, great stuff. That's really good stuff. Hey, Mogi! That's a good anecdote.
You should just save that for later in the show.
What's coming up in the show, man?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Just looking at my watch there to find out what the date was, but of course I'm blind as a bat. Fellas, it's one of the last few opportunities to get yourself $250. It's the pies that pay. It's Bear and Pie July. Listen out for the pie rates for your queue to call. Give us a bell on 0800 Hauraki and you might get yourself 250 big ones. Also, we're going to have Matt Heath and Spooge, old Spanners Watson, going to be in here around about 4.30 to have a yarn about their new kids' TV show, The Last More. Yeah, man, it looks good. It does. It looks bloody amazing. And also, a bit of Hire a Hubby chat later on as well, an opportunity to win some cash there. And Keezy's Pigeon.
Yeah. I can't remember its name. It's a long one, but it's a good one. This is the issue with it.
It's Keezy looking over his wings, over his beak with me, Keezy.
See, it's a shit name. But I need to start delegating roles, guys, for the team. So we'll get into that next day. One man team. No.
Here's Alison Chain.
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Yes, indeed. Snow Patrol there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 14 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Fellas, the Hodaki Big Show, we've gone four ways and we've purchased ourselves a racing pigeon.
Cheesy on all wings, looking over his beak with me.
Cheesy.
And it's now got the worst name in the history of any pigeon ever.
And I'll just correct you as well.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–1:22
2
What happens in the show introduction and host banter?
1:22–9:44
3
How did the team decide to buy and name a racing pigeon?
9:44–14:05
4
What roles and pay debates arise in the pigeon racing syndicate?
14:05–20:03
5
What is 'The Last Moa' TV show and why are the guests excited?
20:03–37:54
6
How does the pigeon media manager improv prepare Jase for press handling?
37:54–49:53
7
What TV recommendations and music anecdotes do the hosts share?
49:53–56:57