OUTRO: A Real Mixed Bag

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Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello. Just to put this in context, the time is 5.45am and we've all just staggered in here, blurry eyed.
Mike Minogue 0:27
Have you noticed that we've all got smaller eyes than normal? Yes, I have. Jase, your eyes are tiny. Are they really? Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 0:35
Right, okay.
Karl Urban 0:36
Piss holes in the snow. I saw that hot pot you've been having.

Why are the hosts talking about small, blurry eyes and morning grogginess?

Jason Hoyte 0:38
No, no hot pot yesterday, but I paid the price yesterday. I won't get into the details.
Mike Minogue 0:44
Three poos. I knew it. Save it for on air. Three poos. I knew it. As soon as you said I won't get into the details, I was like, hang on, here comes the details. Here's the details.
Jason Hoyte 0:53
How are we going, fellas? All G. Good, mate.
Mike Minogue 0:55
So fucking good, man.
Jason Hoyte 0:57
Good, mate. I was saying to Keezy, Mogi, because we bumped into each other coming in today. Oh, yes. You know what's going to happen, of course, is that our body's going to fully adjust by the end of the week to this time frame, and all of next week we're going to be fucked because we'll be waking up because our body's going to go, oh, that's right, we're doing breakfast. Bing, wake up at four, and that'll be us all next week. I'll wake up at four anyway. Are you really? Yes. Sometimes I am.
Mike Minogue 1:22
Fuck, every day. Yes, earlier.
Karl Urban 1:25
And then I just go back to sleep if I can. But if I can't, then I get up and I do a little bit of work.
Mike Minogue 1:31
Part of me wanted to say fuck all there, but...
Jason Hoyte 1:37
Woke up at quarter to four this morning and I went, oh, well.

What funny morning mishap leads to talk of ‘three poos’ and oversharing?

Mike Minogue 1:41
So I turned the alarm off. I woke up at 20 to four.
Jason Hoyte 1:43
I woke up at quarter past. Right. And so I went out into the lounge.
Mike Minogue 1:48
Quarter to four? Absolutely to four, yeah. You turned your alarm off?
Jason Hoyte 1:51
No, no jacking on it.
Mike Minogue 1:53
But you turned your alarm off?
Jason Hoyte 1:54
Yeah, because I didn't want it to go off and wake my wife.
Mike Minogue 1:58
Oh, so it hadn't gone off yet?
Jason Hoyte 1:59
No, because I'd set it for 4.30 or something. But anyway, so I'm just in the lounge there, just flicking through the YouTube and all the political dramas, and then I hear this bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, and I was like, what the fuck is that? And it's some dude walking down the street ringing a cowbell. Just... banging on this cowbell all the way down the street. And it's like, good on you, man. Fuck, why not?
Karl Urban 2:27
I mean, it's only, you know, 10 to 4 in the morning. That's just made me think that maybe we could do a segment on the show where we play our alarm. What is your alarm like? Because I was just thinking this morning when mine went off, I was like, shit, I've got to change that. It's brutal. Yeah.
Mike Minogue 2:40
What is your alarm like?
Karl Urban 2:42
But we can have a bit of fun with it if you like. Because I know yours is people having sex. Keezy. Is it? Can you play it?
Jason Hoyte 2:51
I mean, like vigorous sex or?
Karl Urban 2:54
Just towards the end there, you know, when she's sort of going, you know, hurry up, Keezy.
Mike Minogue 3:00
Yeah, it's pretty hammer and tong stuff, Jase, and I recorded it.
Jason Hoyte 3:03
Is it actually you having sex?
Mike Minogue 3:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5.48 in the morning right now. Oh, that's good stuff. Oh, is it? I do actually have a strategy around my alarm. Oh, you do? It's quite interesting. See, alarm chat. You see? Alarm chat with me, Mogi. Jase's is just audio of him taking a steamer.
Karl Urban 3:28
Yeah, exactly. It's for your day.
Mike Minogue 3:29
Hey, Jase.
Karl Urban 3:30
Ding, ding, ding. Grow up, fellas.
Jason Hoyte 3:34
Come on, man. For fuck's sake.
Mike Minogue 3:43
The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
Karl Urban 3:45
Bit of Sam Neill last night.
Mike Minogue 3:47
Yeah, really sad. Very sad. Sad news.
Jason Hoyte 3:49
Sad Neill. Lovely man from the few times that I met him. Yeah. And just an icon of New Zealand acting. He's had a huge career.
Karl Urban 4:00
He'd be the one, wouldn't he? Yeah, I think so.
Jason Hoyte 4:02
If you got to choose one.
Karl Urban 4:03
I think he'd be the one.
Jason Hoyte 4:05
Yeah, I agree. Greatest ever. Devastatingly good looking too. He's a beautiful looking. Right through, but amazing actor. Very sad news.
Karl Urban 4:16
I was just watching a reel with Alec Baldwin because Alec Baldwin did Hunt for Red October with him. Oh, yes. Yeah. And he said, oh, you know, I just wanted to jump on here and talk. I'm absolutely stricken about Sam Neill. Yes. He said, I did Hunt for Red October in 88, came out in 89. It was my first sort of proper meaty roll up until then.

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