OUTRO: A Real Mixed Bag
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Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello. Just to put this in context, the time is 5.45am and we've all just staggered in here, blurry eyed.
Have you noticed that we've all got smaller eyes than normal? Yes, I have. Jase, your eyes are tiny. Are they really? Yeah.
Right, okay.
Piss holes in the snow. I saw that hot pot you've been having.
Why are the hosts talking about small, blurry eyes and morning grogginess?
No, no hot pot yesterday, but I paid the price yesterday. I won't get into the details.
Three poos. I knew it. Save it for on air. Three poos. I knew it. As soon as you said I won't get into the details, I was like, hang on, here comes the details. Here's the details.
How are we going, fellas? All G. Good, mate.
So fucking good, man.
Good, mate. I was saying to Keezy, Mogi, because we bumped into each other coming in today. Oh, yes. You know what's going to happen, of course, is that our body's going to fully adjust by the end of the week to this time frame, and all of next week we're going to be fucked because we'll be waking up because our body's going to go, oh, that's right, we're doing breakfast. Bing, wake up at four, and that'll be us all next week. I'll wake up at four anyway. Are you really? Yes. Sometimes I am.
Fuck, every day. Yes, earlier.
And then I just go back to sleep if I can. But if I can't, then I get up and I do a little bit of work.
Part of me wanted to say fuck all there, but...
Woke up at quarter to four this morning and I went, oh, well.
What funny morning mishap leads to talk of ‘three poos’ and oversharing?
So I turned the alarm off. I woke up at 20 to four.
I woke up at quarter past. Right. And so I went out into the lounge.
Quarter to four? Absolutely to four, yeah. You turned your alarm off?
No, no jacking on it.
But you turned your alarm off?
Yeah, because I didn't want it to go off and wake my wife.
Oh, so it hadn't gone off yet?
No, because I'd set it for 4.30 or something. But anyway, so I'm just in the lounge there, just flicking through the YouTube and all the political dramas, and then I hear this bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, and I was like, what the fuck is that? And it's some dude walking down the street ringing a cowbell. Just... banging on this cowbell all the way down the street. And it's like, good on you, man. Fuck, why not?
I mean, it's only, you know, 10 to 4 in the morning. That's just made me think that maybe we could do a segment on the show where we play our alarm. What is your alarm like? Because I was just thinking this morning when mine went off, I was like, shit, I've got to change that. It's brutal. Yeah.
What is your alarm like?
But we can have a bit of fun with it if you like. Because I know yours is people having sex. Keezy. Is it? Can you play it?
I mean, like vigorous sex or?
Just towards the end there, you know, when she's sort of going, you know, hurry up, Keezy.
Yeah, it's pretty hammer and tong stuff, Jase, and I recorded it.
Is it actually you having sex?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5.48 in the morning right now. Oh, that's good stuff. Oh, is it? I do actually have a strategy around my alarm. Oh, you do? It's quite interesting. See, alarm chat. You see? Alarm chat with me, Mogi. Jase's is just audio of him taking a steamer.
Yeah, exactly. It's for your day.
Hey, Jase.
Ding, ding, ding. Grow up, fellas.
Come on, man. For fuck's sake.
The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
Bit of Sam Neill last night.
Yeah, really sad. Very sad. Sad news.
Sad Neill. Lovely man from the few times that I met him. Yeah. And just an icon of New Zealand acting. He's had a huge career.
He'd be the one, wouldn't he? Yeah, I think so.
If you got to choose one.
I think he'd be the one.
Yeah, I agree. Greatest ever. Devastatingly good looking too. He's a beautiful looking. Right through, but amazing actor. Very sad news.
I was just watching a reel with Alec Baldwin because Alec Baldwin did Hunt for Red October with him. Oh, yes. Yeah. And he said, oh, you know, I just wanted to jump on here and talk. I'm absolutely stricken about Sam Neill. Yes. He said, I did Hunt for Red October in 88, came out in 89. It was my first sort of proper meaty roll up until then.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:38
2
Why are the hosts talking about small, blurry eyes and morning grogginess?
0:38–1:41
3
What funny morning mishap leads to talk of ‘three poos’ and oversharing?
1:41–4:40
4
How do the hosts describe their alarm routines and wake‑up strategies?
4:40–5:48
5
Could listener alarm sounds become a new show segment and what examples are shared?
5:48–8:21
6
What tributes and reactions do the hosts share about Sam Neill’s passing?
8:21–10:35