THE DISCLAIMER: Acts Of Service

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What is the opening disclaimer and why do the hosts mention it?

Unknown 0:00
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Doggets. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh G'day fellows!
Mike Minogue 0:20
Hello.
Karl Urban 0:21
Um I've seen the name of this podcast has been changed, hasn't it? Has it? I like that name. Yeah, it's good. I think it's good.
Mike Minogue 0:29
Yeah. The disclaimer. Yeah. So when we when we plug it on the radio show we say, Oh, and here's a clip from the disclaimer. Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 0:37
I think so. And it saves us any admin if we get a bit filthy.
Karl Urban 0:42
Just assume it's going to be filthy. Penis.
Jason Hoyte 0:47
Penis isn't filth. What do you mean? Nothing wrong with a pin.
Karl Urban 0:51
Some of the ones I've seen rockers. Shit and I've seen a few.
Mike Minogue 0:56
I've seen a lot. He's had a nap.
Karl Urban 0:58
I have had a nap.
Mike Minogue 0:58
Yeah, he's got naps.
Karl Urban 1:00
I had a nap and I had it uh woke up in there at twenty two, had an hour long nap while I was out.
Mike Minogue 1:07
Yeah.
Karl Urban 1:07
Uh and then I had a shower and then I made a coffee. You can see that here, I'm not lying.
Mike Minogue 1:11
And you feeling bulletproof now?
Karl Urban 1:13
And I had a little sandwich that my wife had made for me. I brought that in, that's over here. Walked out the door, didn't put on any deodorant, do my hair, anything. It was got halfway down the road and I was like, Oh Jesus.

How did the hosts’ nap and shower routine turn into a funny story?

Mike Minogue 1:24
Was it I look and smell like shit.
Karl Urban 1:26
I'm the man. Was it your second shower? Uh it was actually. I can't leave the house without a shower. Right. But I'm trying to do less because um just the bills. We're gonna we're trying to see. We're trying to see. What are the things that have an effect on your bills? On your el uh specifically electricity, electrickery. Um the house that we live in, it's got under floor heating in the bathroom. Lovely. Which is yeah, it's nice. But we've got like four hundred it's crazy, it's like a four hundred dollar a month electricity bill, which is fucking outrageous.
Jason Hoyte 2:03
Well, especially this time of year, it's your heaters generally that really sp I remember we used to almost double double
Karl Urban 2:13
Our bills during winter. Well we've got a heat pump and one other one other heater. So the heat pump should be all right. But yeah, but so we've turned we don't use the underfloor heating, but fuck yeah, now it's cold. It is. Cold without it.
Jason Hoyte 2:26
I'm actually amazed because we've only got one small one small gas heater. And you know what our our ceiling is like. It's really high on the floor. It is a high ceiling. This isn't gonna warm the place up, but it bloody does. The only thing is we don't have anything in our bedroom, so we have to warm up other ways. Boom, shaggy.
Karl Urban 2:44
Yeah, I hear rooting.
Jason Hoyte 2:46
Uh hot water bottle. Hot water bottle. I used to love a hot water bottle.
Mike Minogue 2:51
I I think I've never seen my wife as happy, seriously, as last night. Uh she went to bed. She was really tired. We watched we watched the end of um Outrageous Fortune great episode. God, it's fucking good.

Why are the hosts worried about their $400 electricity bill?

Mike Minogue 3:02
Was I in it? Nah, thank God. Nah, um no, but just fucking brilliant. Just so funny. It this one's about the grand I'll talk about it on TV. On the TV scene, but um while she was in the bathroom brushing her teeth, I had already pre-boiled the jug, filled up her water bottle. Oh yeah. And then I was like, oh am I gonna put that in the bed where she sleeps. And then I put it in and then she got it. She was like, Oh man, I really wanna fill up my water bottle. I can't be bothered. Opened bed was in there. Yeah. She's like, babe! Oh my god! Oh yeah And then I went in there and I was like what she's like that's so nice Acts of service Ex of service
Jason Hoyte 3:37
The Horaki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Horaki.
Unknown 3:42
I get a mate. Oh, hi, mate, yeah. Look, if you want the chance to win all our on-air competitions and stuff and uh get amongst the live conversation, tune in to the Hodaki Big Show. Four to seven weekdays on Radio Hodaki and iHeart Radio.
Jason Hoyte 4:01
The Hodaki Big Show podcast.
Mike Minogue 4:03
I think acts we talked about this yesterday, my wife and I. I think acts of service is like and physical touch are our main two. Right. Yeah, totally. You know like all looking out for each other.
Karl Urban 4:12
Yeah. Mine's mine's not acts of service. Mine's kind words and uh words of affirmation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike Minogue 4:19
You're all good, man.

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