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How do the hosts introduce the mood and banter at the start of the episode?

Unknown 0:00
Hello.
Karl Urban 0:19
How are we going, team? Really great. Thanks for asking, Jizz. Yeah, good stuff, man. How about you, Keezy?
Mike Minogue 0:25
You good, man? I'm fine. Nah, I'm fine. Oh, poor old Keezy.
Karl Urban 0:29
He's struggling with his job.
Mike Minogue 0:30
No, I'm not struggling, though. The most annoying part is it's totally fine.
Karl Urban 0:33
Yeah. Well, every day you come in here and you moan about it. Well, I don't.
Mike Minogue 0:36
I just go, I'm fine. You ask me how I am, I go, I'm fine.
Jason Hoyte 0:40
It's not challenging enough for you, is it?
Mike Minogue 0:43
It doesn't excite me.
Jason Hoyte 0:44
No.
Mike Minogue 0:45
Then it's fine.
Jason Hoyte 0:45
It doesn't arouse you.
Mike Minogue 0:46
No, but I know that there's people out there that don't have jobs.
Karl Urban 0:49
You've got to stop moaning about it every day, man.
Mike Minogue 0:51
I haven't brought it up. Mogi goes, oh, Keezy.
Jason Hoyte 0:54
Well, it's just that when I come into the office and I see you because you've been working this week, I have to do a bit of a detour.
Karl Urban 1:00
I know. He was out there banging on about Sky Sports.
Jason Hoyte 1:02
Yeah, and it was just like, okay, old Keezy's in a hurr of a mood. I better just give him a wide berth.
Karl Urban 1:09
He just needs a bit of time to chill out. I find that the longer he spends with us, the happier he gets. That's true. So it's just a detox off the day, and then he gets recharged, invigorated. He loves his life with a bit of time with old Mogi and all he jizzed about.
Keyzie (Keezy) 1:21
Yeah, a little bit of Mogi.
Mike Minogue 1:24
What if we did a mental health check as soon as I walk in, and then that gets me in a great mood, and then we move on? We're not allowed to do that anymore.
Jason Hoyte 1:30
I think you just have five minutes where you get it off your chest.
Karl Urban 1:34
Are you being serious? Somebody messaged in. Did you see that yesterday?

Why is Keezy frustrated about his job and how do hosts react?

Karl Urban 1:38
No. And they said, don't talk about this mental health stuff. They were saying, talk about the sinkhole. That's funny, but don't talk about mental health because I'm struggling with my mental health and I don't like hearing people bang on about it. I want to forget about my mental health. Well, you see, that's not the attitude to have. That's a terrible attitude to his mental health or hers. Or hers.
Mike Minogue 1:57
And also ours is being stupid. I know that, Keezy.
Karl Urban 2:00
You're going to have to tell him or her.
Mike Minogue 2:03
It was a dude, though, wasn't it? Probably.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
Can I recommend, and I found this. Actually, it sounded like a chick. Oh, wow. It sounded like a chick. When I was fuming, and this is true.
Mike Minogue 2:12
You have to be more specific, man. Every day. When was that? Like right now?
Jason Hoyte 2:15
I always found it really helpful when I was driving somewhere to just unleash in the car. Oh, yeah, check one out. So when you're driving back from your job that you're doing at the moment, just F and Jeff. I don't need to. I'm not angry. Just get it all out of your system. I'm not. And so then by the time you park and you get into work here, you're all G. So what, beat off in my car? Yeah. Well, no, I've already beat you off in the morning, remember. How many times have you beat off in a day, Keezy?
Mike Minogue 2:43
Three. You're a struggle bastard. But I'm not angry. I'm just like, I'm like you, Jase, whenever anything happens ever.
Jason Hoyte 2:54
Beautiful day out there, fellas. Yeah, lovely. Really beautiful. And it must be capping day or graduation at the university again today. Thousands of people out there in the square. It was beautiful.
Karl Urban 3:05
Oh, yes.

What mental health check ideas and on-air boundaries do they debate?

Karl Urban 3:05
Well, they tend to do that. I'm always a bit weirded out when I see that because you think it would have happened at the end of the year. Yes. It happens at different times, doesn't it?
Mike Minogue 3:13
Were you watching from your window, old peep and jizz?
Jason Hoyte 3:18
I can't see the square from my window, Keezy.
Karl Urban 3:21
You do use a selection of mirrors and sort of video cameras and that. I'm just looking up skirts.
Mike Minogue 3:26
Selection of mirrors. He goes out at night and puts up mirrors that angle perfectly around the city. Yeah.
Karl Urban 3:32
And then it just goes up someone's skirt. Yeah.
Keyzie (Keezy) 3:37
And it's called the peeper jizz.
Karl Urban 3:40
No, it's the Peepin' Jizz 2000.
Jason Hoyte 3:43
And I just stare at the mirrors in my lounge there just beating off, right? Is that what happens? Do you? Meanwhile, my wife's just sitting on the couch watching TV.
Mike Minogue 3:56
She's watching Samsung. Not again.
Jason Hoyte 3:57
Well, I'm going, oh, that mirror's not quite. I'm just going to pop out, darling. It's not at the right angle.
Mike Minogue 4:02
Because I got a text being like, I just saw Jace at Farmer's.

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