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How do the hosts introduce the mood and banter at the start of the episode?
Hello.
How are we going, team? Really great. Thanks for asking, Jizz. Yeah, good stuff, man. How about you, Keezy?
You good, man? I'm fine. Nah, I'm fine. Oh, poor old Keezy.
He's struggling with his job.
No, I'm not struggling, though. The most annoying part is it's totally fine.
Yeah. Well, every day you come in here and you moan about it. Well, I don't.
I just go, I'm fine. You ask me how I am, I go, I'm fine.
It's not challenging enough for you, is it?
It doesn't excite me.
No.
Then it's fine.
It doesn't arouse you.
No, but I know that there's people out there that don't have jobs.
You've got to stop moaning about it every day, man.
I haven't brought it up. Mogi goes, oh, Keezy.
Well, it's just that when I come into the office and I see you because you've been working this week, I have to do a bit of a detour.
I know. He was out there banging on about Sky Sports.
Yeah, and it was just like, okay, old Keezy's in a hurr of a mood. I better just give him a wide berth.
He just needs a bit of time to chill out. I find that the longer he spends with us, the happier he gets. That's true. So it's just a detox off the day, and then he gets recharged, invigorated. He loves his life with a bit of time with old Mogi and all he jizzed about.
Yeah, a little bit of Mogi.
What if we did a mental health check as soon as I walk in, and then that gets me in a great mood, and then we move on? We're not allowed to do that anymore.
I think you just have five minutes where you get it off your chest.
Are you being serious? Somebody messaged in. Did you see that yesterday?
Why is Keezy frustrated about his job and how do hosts react?
No. And they said, don't talk about this mental health stuff. They were saying, talk about the sinkhole. That's funny, but don't talk about mental health because I'm struggling with my mental health and I don't like hearing people bang on about it. I want to forget about my mental health. Well, you see, that's not the attitude to have. That's a terrible attitude to his mental health or hers. Or hers.
And also ours is being stupid. I know that, Keezy.
You're going to have to tell him or her.
It was a dude, though, wasn't it? Probably.
Can I recommend, and I found this. Actually, it sounded like a chick. Oh, wow. It sounded like a chick. When I was fuming, and this is true.
You have to be more specific, man. Every day. When was that? Like right now?
I always found it really helpful when I was driving somewhere to just unleash in the car. Oh, yeah, check one out. So when you're driving back from your job that you're doing at the moment, just F and Jeff. I don't need to. I'm not angry. Just get it all out of your system. I'm not. And so then by the time you park and you get into work here, you're all G. So what, beat off in my car? Yeah. Well, no, I've already beat you off in the morning, remember. How many times have you beat off in a day, Keezy?
Three. You're a struggle bastard. But I'm not angry. I'm just like, I'm like you, Jase, whenever anything happens ever.
Beautiful day out there, fellas. Yeah, lovely. Really beautiful. And it must be capping day or graduation at the university again today. Thousands of people out there in the square. It was beautiful.
Oh, yes.
What mental health check ideas and on-air boundaries do they debate?
Well, they tend to do that. I'm always a bit weirded out when I see that because you think it would have happened at the end of the year. Yes. It happens at different times, doesn't it?
Were you watching from your window, old peep and jizz?
I can't see the square from my window, Keezy.
You do use a selection of mirrors and sort of video cameras and that. I'm just looking up skirts.
Selection of mirrors. He goes out at night and puts up mirrors that angle perfectly around the city. Yeah.
And then it just goes up someone's skirt. Yeah.
And it's called the peeper jizz.
No, it's the Peepin' Jizz 2000.
And I just stare at the mirrors in my lounge there just beating off, right? Is that what happens? Do you? Meanwhile, my wife's just sitting on the couch watching TV.
She's watching Samsung. Not again.
Well, I'm going, oh, that mirror's not quite. I'm just going to pop out, darling. It's not at the right angle.
Because I got a text being like, I just saw Jace at Farmer's.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How do the hosts introduce the mood and banter at the start of the episode?
0:00–1:38
2
Why is Keezy frustrated about his job and how do hosts react?
1:38–3:05
3
What mental health check ideas and on-air boundaries do they debate?
3:05–4:42
4
How do the hosts joke about driving rituals and personal routines?
4:42–6:01
5
What campus/graduation sightings and voyeur jokes come up in conversation?
6:01–9:14
6
Which Kiwi actors and acting stories (Anthony Starr, Carl Urban) do they discuss?
9:14–11:52