THE DISCLAIMER: The Night Of Nights
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Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello.
Okay, it's going to be like that, is it, Keezy?
What do you want from me? Just very short and curt. No, I'm ready for whatever shit you're going to be giving me.
I tell you what, fellas, how bloody cold was it today? I went outside and I think it was about 10 degrees. Felt like two. Oh, do you know what?
I went outside. It was 10 degrees. Felt like two. Smelled like four. Okay.
Tasted like minus six.
Yeah.
I was genuinely shocked when I went outside. I even went, ooh, ooh. Oh, my nerves. It's a bit nippy. What do you think about this weather we're having, Keezy? And my four-inch nipples just went twang.
Fuck yeah. Man, I'm full of beans today. That's great, man.
What do the hosts say about today’s freezing weather and cold jokes?
Yeah, it's so good.
How you going, Keezy? Talk us through it, brother.
Today was one of those days.
That's a hoover of a voice you got on you. I know, it's great. It's from talking shit. It's your voice. You've got a bit of a sniffle going on. You're obviously racking lines. We were flying in the center last night.
Just hoovering them up. Yeah, good on you. Spicy noodles for lunch. Today was one of those days. And I actually targeted last night. Because I had two weeks of working two jobs through the weekends. And I was like, at least the Pie Awards is just after it. And I can have a blowout. And so I intentionally kept today free. Literally woke up at 10.30.
Wow. You did? Yeah. I knew you did. I commented that you did.
Yeah. I got home at like 2.30, was eating a pie in the lounge watching Black Books. Naturally had my wife get up, go to the toilet because I obviously woke her up, you know, without realising.
Sort of banging into the wall.
Yeah, I did at one point. And then went in there, had a good old gas bag to her for like half an hour. Oh, did you? Yeah. She would have been loving it. She wasn't at first, but she got into it. She warmed into it. Yeah, yeah. She was like, look at this idiot.
How does Keezy describe recovering after a big night out?
Did you put some Engelbert on?
Sorry? Did you put some Engelbert on?
Nah, it was the end of the night. Right. It was done. It was done and dusted. That's when I want to keep going. Well, that's normally when you do it. That's when I want to keep going. Yes. No, I had a good gas bag to her.
Who was there? Who'd you sit by? I was sat by this person, and Pugs was there. He had funny glasses on. He's done it again, old Pugs.
Pugs was in a horror of a mood with him. With Keezy. Yeah, they had a real set too. You just missed it, Mogi. Right. Because old Keezy here got in an Uber and Pugsan rang him up to just make sure he was all good and in the Uber, et cetera, because he was so steamed. And then Keezy just went and was like... And what actually happened? That's actually what happened. And Pugs, I was just checking to make sure you were okay. Pugs, you can explain what happened.
So Keezy got... I left Keezy and the winners to get in my Uber first. And obviously I didn't see him get in his Uber.
Oh, how were the winners?
Yeah, yeah. And then... So in my Uber home, I called Keezy just to be like, are you in the Uber home? Yeah. And Keezy's response was... If I said to you right now, no, I'm not all good, I'm not in the Uber, what would you do?
That's true, though.
That is the gist of what you said. You said, if I said I wasn't all good, what would you do? That was me asking out of curiosity.
So if I wasn't, what would you have done? And what does it say between the lines?
When he said that, what did you hear? Go fuck yourself, pokes. That's exactly what he was saying. That's what I heard, too.
No, I'd agree with that. It was just Keezy lashing out because... Jase, you are Colonel Mustard, man.
Because...
Pugzard was showing concern for you.
Pugzard, based on that laugh, I'm now wondering how many darts you had last night. It was mostly vape, Smokey. Yeah, vape, man.
They're not good, brother. I'll tell you what, when it's a Tuesday night and it's 2am and you're at K Road. Oh, yeah, K Road. At Saloon Bar. Yes.
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