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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome to the first bite of the cherry, the first show to see a new day, the first show to chuck you in the cuck chair and sort you out. Is it? Yep, it's the day of our Lord, 11th of June, 2026.
Yeah, unfortunately today, not the first podcast to see the sun because one of you was late and it was me. One of you was late.
I was late. One of us was crying. One of us was lying each and every day, staring at the ceiling, wishing they were somewhere else instead.
One of those things. Where's that from? It's from Abba. A reading from the book of Abba. One of us. One of your later hits. It's just one of those things, isn't it, when you wake up and you've slept in. It's a universal experience. Yeah. Simulation Theory, Beck Sandy slept through her alarm as well, woke up, turned the radio on, heard us talking about me sleeping in.
About an hour later, we rehashed the same story because we're short on content, and Dilly tuned in and had the exact same experience. Crazy shit, bro. So three people slept in this morning. Crazy shit, man. Is it something about – can we get an astrology girlie in here to explain? Is the moon doing something? Does it have to be a girlie or can it be a guy? Can it be Ruta?
Can it be Ruta on the internet?
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Chapter 2: Why did Manaia sleep in this morning?
What do you want me to explain? What's happening with the stars at the moment? What planet? Google that shit, Ruta. Oh, Zoe knows about this.
No, no, no. And here she is.
Are you on the astrology, Zoe? You're a fucking crystal girly, aren't you?
And you're on the podcast, Zoe.
No, I'm not.
She's German. She can't be into that stuff.
I'm not. But, however, yesterday I got a text message saying, have you looked out in the night sky? Because Jupiter and Saturn, I think is what they said, are really close together. And you can see them and it's an unnatural phenomenon. Look. You can't usually see them.
Oh. Yeah, because the planets are the ones that they look different, the old planets. They almost flash as opposed to stars, which are- Well, they twinkle. Yeah. So- Stars twinkle. Couple of questions.
What?
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Chapter 3: What unusual experiences did others have with sleeping in?
Yeah.
You're the one who got me a mood ring.
It's because you're a moody person. That was for me.
Chapter 4: How does astrology relate to sleep patterns?
That was to find out what mood Zoe's in when I come in in the morning.
Speaking of astronomy, did you see 2028, there's going to be a full solar eclipse, not a lunar eclipse, a solar eclipse. Which one's that? That's the one where the sun is covered up by the moon during the day. And so they have to fall. Yeah, it's an interesting one. But it's only in Otago. So it's not going to be the full solar eclipse unless you're in Otago. This is in 2028. It's a Saturday.
Okay.
This is the longest tease in history.
And we'll be doing a live show from the Middlemarch pub on that day.
It's the first time it's happened for a long time in New Zealand, and it means that it's going to be a full darkness one.
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Chapter 5: What significant celestial events are happening right now?
So it's one of those ones where it goes dark. You'll see the stars for about 10 minutes.
Put the humiliating glasses on for when the sun comes back out again so you don't burn your retinas. Yep.
And the birds are going to go to sleep because they're easily convinced because they're a bit stupid. And yeah, that's going to be huge. So it's going to be across from Milford all the way across to bloody Dunedin.
Well, I can't wait to forget about that until the day before it happens and be like, shit, we should have done something with that. Speaking of birds being dumb and not having watches, my missus who... See what you've done there. No, no, no. You don't know where this is going. It's not about me waking her up and telling her to fuck off this morning. But that did happen.
No, because she works with the rhinos. You can see her on the latest episode of the Zoo Show, which I think is called Wild Tales or something like that. It was on on Sunday night. Go and watch it on TV and Z on Demand. It's a whole episode on her. Shh.
She's the rhino girl doing all she can to protect the sanctuary and the home.
Yeah, and if you think they're the horniest things she deals with on a day-to-day basis. Why does she make a program called Rhino Girl? Rhino Girl would go well, man. She would hate it, but it would be a good TV show. Rhino Woman. It would be good if they didn't edit out her telling the TV crew to fuck off as well. Oh, okay.
I'm trying to fucking sort this rhino out here, man. You guys get the fuck out of here. Fucking cameras out of here.
There's a bit of that. No. Oh, I can't even remember what we were talking about.
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Chapter 6: What astrological event is coming up in 2028?
I've won so many of these things.
They were finals. Oh, God.
It just doesn't matter to me.
Stay with it, Zoe. You'll get there.
I just won so many of these fucking things. It's boring. So, I reckon you should chuck this on. Trade me. Trade me. See what you can get for it.
Yeah. Someone will pay for it, I reckon. Sign it. Winner. Frame it.
Best sports podcast, the Agenda podcast featuring G-Lane.
Yeah. Does it say G-Lane?
G-Lane. Joseph Durie. Yeah. Finn Caddy. Who's that? I've heard of him. James McConey.
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