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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome along to the Hardiky Breakfast, Friday the 5th of June, 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is Mania Stewart. Good to be here, man. The only person feeling worse than me is probably... Who's our coach at the moment? Rob Walter. Rob Walter, yeah. Because we're watching the Black Caps in the studio this morning. 49 for 6, as you just heard in the headlines. Not good. Not good, man.
I mean, we scheduled them for 140-ish. Yeah. 140 on the nose. And we are 49,550. Just brought up the half tonne. Well done. Anyone who's bought tickets for that test match, who's flown over from New Zealand for days, I'm going to say three and four.
Yeah.
They'll need to go and have a look at what's happening at Buckingham Palace, maybe. Yeah, I reckon. Booking something there. Maybe a tour. I tell you what, the London Dungeon's a good time. London Dungeon's a good time. I would steer clear of Stonehenge. Oh. Yeah, kind of lame. Is it? There's also a motorway that goes straight past Stonehenge. You can get the same view from the motorway, yeah.
You see, when I was a kid, I went along to Stonehenge and you could wander amongst the stones. Yes. And you could touch the stones. You could climb them if you wanted to. You just wander around the stones. When I went there, you could get pretty close to like spitting distance. You couldn't touch them. And then Americans would talk very loudly around them. Oh, I bet. Oh, did you see that?
Yeah, we can see it. Yeah, in my day, you could graffiti the stones.
Oh, really?
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Chapter 2: How did the team react to the low energy after the awards?
Hmm.
Chapter 3: What happened at the Radio Awards last night?
I was going to go to the Test match before going to Italy, so maybe it's a good thing I missed out on a ticket. Given I share a last name with NZ's Grim Reaper, I'd only make it worse. Oh, yeah, well, that's Karen Lane. That is Mike Lane's, I believe, half-sister?
Is it?
Is it? Yeah. Karen Lane. Karen, can you please? Is it the same Karen Lane? It's the same Karen Lane. And there's only one Karen Lane. Karen, actually. It's a long A. It's a South African name. Karen. Karen Lane. Yeah, there'll be no catching the end of that test match. I mean, the end of that test match could be in the next hour. The end is nigh. So how did last night go?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry. Celebrations? Good times? Good. Good times. Good festivities? Good times. I think you've just got to look at my posture right now to tell how much of a time I had. Slunken. I would describe your posture as slunken in the seat. Yeah. I'll be honest. Not enough food on offer. Irresponsible hosting. And food was hidden. And I'll look for a free feed. Where did they hide it?
Around by the dance floor. Oh, around by Zoe's where they hid it. She ate it all. Well, apparently it was just sauerkraut, so the food was just condiments.
No, there was a lot of different stuff.
There was a bottle of tomato sauce and some sauerkraut. She comes over to me, she goes, there's only sauerkraut. I was like, Zoe, there's all sorts. It's a full spree. She's like, no, it's just sauerkraut. She's like, and pretzels. It's funny, when Zoe gets drunk, she just takes on a complete German accent. Dude, I looked over, she's just got a pork knuckle in one hand.
I think in defence of the condiments table, at one point there was lots of bread on it, but people just went and hoed into the bread and left the condiments. And so then anyone that arrived after the first sort of 10 minutes, it was just the condiments table. It was me, yeah, I shut up. You just ate the bread? No, I didn't see any food. I didn't see any food. I was around by the dance floor.
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Chapter 4: How did the Hauraki Breakfast team celebrate their awards?
And so then I was like, I can't look her in the eye again. Now I find out. This was over a year ago. Yeah. She's like, jeez, if my eye goes up himself, he won't look me in the eye. And so we have had an ongoing two-sided, completely different beef for over a year now. We buried the hatchet last night. I gave my side of the debate. I had Lauren back me up. She's like, I can tell you this.
There's some creeps around here. He's not one of them. I needed that. I needed that. Well, you really do. Good online.
Chapter 5: What were the team's thoughts on the food and drinks at the awards?
From a woman, yeah. But I mean, not looking at someone in the eye, I wouldn't say that that's super creepy behavior. I would have thought that maybe a lingering look. No, but the not looking her in the eye made her think that I hated it. Oh, right. And so she was like, I don't know what your issue with me is.
I was like, oh, I thought you hated me because I pressed my... And so we're best friends now. Right, great. And yeah, we've buried the hatchet. And these are the kinds of things that happen at award ceremonies. Yeah, that's what it's meant to be. It should be hands across radio stations. Yeah. You know. And it was last night. So we all united. I tried to Google what a hatchet actually is.
Find out what you're actually burying there. It's a small axe. I accidentally Googled hacket, which is a hat and a jacket.
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It's time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra the beer for here. The Blackcaps have crashed back down to earth after a promising start to their opening cricket test against England at Lourdes. One of those ones, isn't it, when, you know, in a cricket match where you, where we skittle them and then you go, what are they going to do to us? Mm-hmm.
Well, they finished day one at 61 for six, the Black Caps, in response to England's 140. Yeah. Devon Conway, Kane Williamson, Rashon Ravindra all fell in the space of four balls in Ollie Robinson's ferocious second over. Was it ferocious? No, it was annoying. It's a strange looking... Annoying second over. I think it's a better word. Yeah. Yep. They had the drone shots.
I think they're running the Flying Fox over there, the camera that's on the cables. And they had a good couple of overhead shots of the pitch. It's like cracked and green somehow. Wow. Yeah, it's weird. It seems to be moving around sideways and getting very up and down bounce. When I say up and down bounce, you would say, well, that's bouncing.
But it's keeping low and also shooting through as well. Part of that's because of the slope. Because when people come in and bowl, and they're just bowling straight, suddenly it swings the other way because of the slope. It's a bloody slope at Lord's. They could have fixed it. They didn't want to. Earlier, Kyle Jamison got his name on the honours board for a second time, taking five for 62.
So currently the draw, if you were thinking that maybe you might bet on the draw, that was a bad idea. It's now blown out to $21. It was like $4.50 or something. It was $4, and there was a forecast for rain, but... Yeah. I think we'll be over tomorrow.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes were shared about Murray Mexted?
Real warm. I don't think that that's quite nice. No, I don't. I mean, I like it when Tossie gets on the toilet before me. Sometimes I actually, on a cold winter's morning, I'll be like, can you hop on? You go first and I'll go second and she hops on and then I like it. You feel the presence of someone else. Don't warm her up, Doug.
Oh, look, if it was Tulsa that had walked out of the bathroom, sure, that would have been fine.
It wasn't.
New Zealand are playing a cricket test against England.
That's not unusual. Not that unusual. The unusual thing was that the English team were bowled out for 140. And it just made you think, didn't it? What are they going to do to us? Yeah, and now New Zealand are 61 for 6. So let's just say 16 wickets of the, you know... Of cricketing action.
Yeah, essentially there's going to be 40 wickets probably that's going to be taken in this cricket test, and 16 of them have been taken already, which is quite amazing on day one. Ben Hurley was there at Lords. G'day, Ben. How are you?
Yeah, very good. Look... I had planned to be at this test for three days and I was slightly worried that I might not see the end, but now I reckon I'll have a day off. You'll see the end and then some.
You will see the end. From the ground, what's going on there? Why so many wickers?
Uh, look, I don't know. I've talked to a few of my fellow sort of pundits, cricketing pundits. No one has a really good read on the pitch, but a lot of the theory just comes from the fact that no one can really bat in test matches anymore because everyone just goes for a massive mow, as we used to say back in the day. And everyone's having a flash at everything.
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights of the cricket match between New Zealand and England?
By process of elimination, we tried to figure out where he wasn't. And a lot of people texted through the places he wasn't. Far easier to find out where he isn't than where he is. Turns out he's not in a lot of places. No, he wasn't in Southland. No. The wider Manawatu. Yeah. Gore. He wasn't in the West Coast. No, he wasn't in the hinges aisle of the Bunnings Mount Roscoe.
At least at 8.38 he wasn't there. He could have been there earlier. There was some intel to suggest that he may or may not be in and around the Bay of Plenty region. Yeah, that he might have been living there. There was something about a... a holiday home. There have been a couple of messages reporting that his son was married in Hawaii recently and that he may have been there too.
Well, what we do know about Murray Maxted by way of Google is that he loves surfing. Yeah, that's what everyone's saying. He's a huge fan of surfing, which makes sense. If you love surfing, you live at the Mount. That does make sense. Yeah, and going to Hawaii adds up as well. Yep. And we did get this message from Tim Roxburgh. Yes. It said, do you know where Murray Mexted is? Yeah.
He hosts, he's a Newstalk ZB host. Yep. Hello, says Tim. Hi, Tim. I don't think I've ever met Murray, sorry. Okay. Well, another dead end then. So we're not having any fruit, are we? Hold on for a second. I know Lorraine well, though. Oh. And Marty was a dear friend of mine. And I think he's talking about Martin Crowe there. But I don't know Murray. Oh, hold on.
He may still be in Hawaii where the son was getting married. Can I give a little context here? I did a little social media stalking and I found out that Tim Roxburgh was Facebook friends with Murray Maxted's son. And I thought, here we bloody go. So I feel like he's kind of brushed me off a little bit here, Timmy Roxburgh. I feel like he's kind of keeping one in the pocket. I don't know.
I mean, I think that's a pretty comprehensive answer, that he does know Lorraine well, and probably Lorraine and Murray's son. Yes. Who has recently got married in Hawaii. Hilton. Hilton mixed it. Here we go. Hilton mixed it? I believe so. Is that where they're staying? No, no, no. Is that their reservation? No, that's his name. Who's Marty?
Yeah.
Martin Crowe. Martin Crowe. So he's just listing other cricketers that he does or doesn't know. Yep, that's right. Okay. Well, there's another thread here. Does Tim Roxburgh know? I'd say he does. Does he know Stephen Fleming?
He probably does.
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