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What are the highlights of Jerry's return to the show?
The Hauraki Breakfast gets set for winter with Bunnings Trade.
Jeremy Wells and Mania Stewart. The Hauraki Breakfast.
Welcome along to the Hauraki Breakfast, Tuesday the 2nd of June, 2026. That means it's the second day of winter. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is Mania Stewart. And if you've screwed up the first half of the year, you get another half to screw up here. Welcome back, Gerry. Somebody put in the logs, which no one at home can hear or is even aware of. Welcome back, Gerry. So what a nice little Easter egg, wasn't it? It's lovely. Did they get me an Easter egg? No, that didn't give you any history. That was the history.
How does Jerry feel about the first half of the year?
Yeah, you missed a lot last week, man. Missed a lot. What happened? I have turned my dryer down, so now my clothes aren't shrinking as much in the dryer, so you'll be happy to know. You can turn a dryer down? Yeah, just the heat. Just the heat down so that then, yeah, the clothes aren't shrinking, not as staticky. Was that a piece of advice that was passed on from some listeners? Or you just decided to do that off your own volition? No, my own volition, just noticed that. Got to police it pretty heavily because the default is to put it on the hottest setting, and I saw her reaching for the button. I was like, do that bloody dryer down. Yeah, I guess you just want to nuke it and do it fast, whatever you're drying.
You do, but then it bloody shrinks all your clothes, and she goes, no, you're just getting fat. And then, the final straw was when I got an electric shock off that door the other day.
What tips does Jerry share about laundry and dryers?
Remember that? Yes. Lit the studio up. Yep. Well, that was all the static from the dryer being too hot. So here's a hot tip for you. Turn your dryers down a little bit. You're not running an induction dryer? No. Ooh, I don't know. Yeah, they don't work. Don't get one of those. How would you know? Well, yeah, we've got one. And I think it took like six hours to semi-dry some clotheslines. Yeah. It actually took longer than leaving it on the line. Yeah, totally. Came out moister and damper the minute it went in. Oddly enough. Ridiculous. Welcome along. It's nice to have you with us this morning. Jerry and Mania. The Hodaki Breakfast. What's going on? You didn't get a shout-out from the King this weekend, did you, Gerry?
I see they've got the, what do they call it, the roll of honour? It's academic roll of honour from the King. No, we all have a little glance there just thinking maybe someone's put me forward for some kind of honour at some stage.
What amusing stories do Jerry and Manaia share about their past?
Service is to... Service is to what? I don't know. What have you served? I don't even know. I don't even know. No, well, I'm looking at it now. It's on the front page of the, I've got an analogue newspaper here. Wow. And I've got to be honest, I don't recognise a lot of them. Dai was in the last one, wasn't he? Yep. He was in the Order of, he received the Order of New Zealand Merit. Yes. I believe. And I'm looking at them now. I recognise two of them. One of them, Barry Soper. Oh, yeah. We know Barry Soper. We know Barry Soper. Yep. So people in the media can get them. And then the other one is Queen Bee. And that's it for you? You need two other people. I need two of them, yeah. Susie Bates in there. You need Susie Bates?
Oh, sorry. I'm just looking at the front cover here.
What is the significance of the academic roll of honour mentioned?
I can't read, so I just have to go off the pictures. Okay. Yeah, that's about it. You didn't know Dr. Paul Baker? I didn't know Dr. Paul Baker. What did he do? Services to health. Yeah, right. Pediatric airway management. Oh, yeah, that's right. You didn't know him? I didn't know him. You didn't know Peter Boisier? Sounds important. He's the ombudsman. No, and I think the issue is because I won't do anything unless I can tell everyone about it, and these people are good, hard-working Kiwis who actually do stuff that matter and don't tell anyone about it. What about David Ellis, services to the thoroughbred racing industry and philanthropy? No, I don't know him, although I did see a news story on him last night in his bidding tactics.
Did you see this? So there was a story on the news last night about David Ellis and it was showing footage from like the 90s of him buying horses at a sale.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights of Jerry's return to the show?
0:00–0:31
2
How does Jerry feel about the first half of the year?
0:31–1:14
3
What tips does Jerry share about laundry and dryers?
1:14–2:13
4
What amusing stories do Jerry and Manaia share about their past?
2:13–2:55
5
What is the significance of the academic roll of honour mentioned?
2:55–3:56
6
How did the hosts react to the latest sports headlines?
3:56–5:20
7
What are the details of the upcoming Super Rugby playoffs?
5:20–6:21
8
What lame claims to fame are shared by listeners?
6:21–1:02:07