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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. It's Monday the 20th of April, 2026. 20 days have September, April, June and December. All the rest have 27. Yeah. I think that's right. Good to be here for another Monday, staring down the barrel of our second brave, second brave full week of work. Flew through last week, didn't we? All the way Monday through Friday.
Thankfully, the week after will be only a four-day week, won't it, because of Anzac Day. Yeah, long weekend coming up this weekend, fellas. Thanks very much to our friends, our good friends. who went to World War I. That's what they would have wanted.
That's what's always blown my mind about how you can't get a beer on Anzac Day or, you know, the pubs don't open until a certain time and blah, blah, blah. It's like, if I'm dying in the trenches in Turkey... It's so that my mates back home can get on the ever-living purse. You know what I mean? It's what they fought for. It's what they fought for.
They didn't fight for us to just hang out at home and, you know. I've always thought that too. Is it something to do with not being able to go to the pub early or you go to a dawn... What is it? I don't understand. I don't understand either. We don't know how to celebrate Anzac Day. No. Aussie, unfortunately, they do do it better than us. No.
Everyone should dig a trench in their backyard and drink beers. That's a good idea. That's the best way to celebrate. No one's got backyards anymore, that's for sure.
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I'll tell you what's going on, it was a great weekend of sport, that's for sure, particularly if you're a Warriors fan like we are. Yes, I'm looking at the table here, second, again, with a massive points differential, 84, second only to the Penrith Panthers with 6-1, 135 points differential. I've just... It's a bogey team for us a little bit, isn't it, the Titans? And we still...
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the 2011 Rugby World Cup?
There's so much mana erosion going on out there, particularly in Tauranga at the moment. A lot, a lot. Someone sticks through a bay of plenty of cocaine, lol. Canterbury prefers the mum and dad, apparently. Oh, really? Okay. That's from James.
And Sam said, you seem to know a lot about this, Gerard.
Welcome along to the Areki Breakfast, Monday the 20th of April, 2026. How was everyone's weekend? Yeah, good, good. Didn't achieve much, but I think you need those every now and then, don't you? Well, didn't you achieve half a bottle of bourbon on, was it Saturday night? It doesn't really distinguish this weekend from any other weekend this year, so there's nothing.
At great expense to any of the housework, I will say as well. Not a lot of housework being done. The washing is washed and dried, but it's still in the dryer. Oh, okay. She had enough uniforms to get to work today, and I'm somewhat dressed. So, yeah, we got through it. How about you? Yeah, good. I had a good weekend, very relaxing weekend. But, yeah, dealing with...
Dealing with moving still a bit of stuff from my parents' house, which is interesting. A lot of boxes. Yeah. A lot of boxes coming down from attics. It really is a process, isn't it, moving house? It's not just like a, you don't do it in one afternoon. You've just got to always ask the question, am I ever going to need this? No. That's what I would say. And if I threw it out, would they notice?
Yep. You know what I mean? I've been doing a bit of that. Good on you. I do it to myself. Joey Wheeler joins us on the show next. I don't know if we've got time, actually. It's a busy show, man. I don't know if we'll be able to... He's got what's wrong with the Crusaders, actually. I believe he's cracked the code. He understands what's going on with them. Scheduling loss.
It's over there in Perth. Sure.
So there's just six weeks left in the round robin of Super Rugby Pacific in 2026. Then it goes into one of the most confusing finals areas that you've ever seen in your entire life. I don't even understand how it works. And then someone will win. Only two New Zealand teams got wins over the weekend. The Chiefs. Good on the Chiefs. And the Blues. Good on the Blues.
And to talk about all the games and help us figure out what's happening to Minaya's beloved Crusaders, Sky Sport commentator, disgraced former Highlander, Joey Wheeler. Good morning, Joey. How are you? Yeah, I'm really, really good. We've run out of time. Sorry, Joey.
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Chapter 3: How does Manaia contribute to his local community?
Mike joins us on the line now. Mike, did you hear your school's name read out on that list? I did not, mate. I did not. What school did you go to, Mike? Manurewa High School. Oh, so who were some of the alumni there?
Oh, Wendy Petrie. Oh, well.
The dish, they call her. Anyone else? Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. Just Wendy. Soon to be Mike. And you, Mike. Yep. Excellent. OK, shall we get into it, Mike? Three questions correct, that's all you need to do. Sounds good. Let's go. $150 Bunnings voucher up for grabs. At which Australian cricket ground did Sir Richard Hadley take his famous 9 for 52? That's easy.
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Correct. What was the name of John Cleese's character in the TV series Fawlty Towers? Yes. During her time as PM, Helen Clark has two deputy prime ministers. Name one of them. Bolger. No. It's Jim Anderson or Michael Cullen. Which specific muscle did Keezy strain in last year's Big Show vs. Brexit 4x100m relay race? It was his calf muscle. No, it was his quad.
Although he actually didn't strain anything, so... All right. Well, that's a gimme then, isn't it? Well, you've got to get this one, Mike, for a $150 Bunnings voucher. I think you will. Which Australian band had the hit songs K-San and Forever Now? Cold chisel. Cold chisel. He's done it. Mike, you've done it. Manurewa High School. On the map. Manurewa High School. On the map.
Cop that, Wendy Petrie. You're not the only one who's done something. That's awesome. Congratulations, Mike. Good on you, Mike. Well played. Manurewa High School. Apparently it's where John Walker went to. Really? Mike forgot about that.
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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. Just listening in the news there about kids using AI at school. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? It's just the modern day calculator, isn't it? Back in our day it was, oh, put that bloody calculator away because when you grow up you won't have access to that. You're going to need to learn how to do your long division.
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Chapter 4: What happened during the Super Rugby matches this weekend?
Yeah, well, I'm out on that one. I mean, I could give it a go, but I'm infertile. I'm zero. That'd be quite funny. So they're going to be like, oh, you've come back with none. You're like, yeah, I've had the snip. And they'll be like, so why did you... Oh, man, I tell you, to get to zero. Love of the game.
I had a vasectomy, and then obviously you've got to go back, and they say, oh, you need to come back after. 20? Is it 20? 20 to 30. I think I actually was given a time frame. It took me a while, I've got to say. 20 took me a lot longer than I thought. It really drove home how little of that was going on at the time. So I came back after 20, and they're like,
You've got 10 million sperm per, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, what? What do you mean? Did they miss? What? And I'm like, is this ever going to? And then I went back, and the next time they're like, oh, you're at five now or something. But I kept coming back, and I was like, these things don't want to die. Yeah. Oh, it took me ages.
So the issue with the sperm count one is that you two have both had the SNP. Mm-hmm. Zoe's a female. She doesn't have anything to spend? Are you telling me that she doesn't have one? Not even one? I don't think she's even got one. Okay. So it would all be on me. This would be how I'd find out I'm infertile too, I guarantee you. Yeah.
And then there's the bench pressing, which, look, is my favoured idea. I'm not saying that we're going to win, but I think it's compact. And plus, I want to see Hoyt. I want to see how much he can actually bench press. I don't know if he'd be keen, but I understand they've discussed this on their show. A couple of points there.
One, that he's come up with the idea of a flat pack challenge the week that you've discussed that you're terrible with flat packs. Yes. And also knowing that I have also got a zero sperm count as well. So a couple of ideas there. I get the feeling that I've just been plucked out of thin air.
They're probing very succinctly at our weaknesses here. I also don't want to do a sperm count challenge. I don't want to find out on national radio that I have a low sperm count there.
I feel confident in that sense that I'd cover for both of you.
You know what I'm saying? Why don't we have a weigh-in and whoever weighs the least is the champ?
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