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Chapter 1: What was social media like in the past?
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Can I kick this one off today with a little bit of a golfing conundrum? So we were playing golf yesterday. The light was getting low. We wanted to get a beer in at the club rooms afterwards. And we were on the whatever hole. And then where we were, we ended up right next to the 18th tee. So I bugger it, should we just hop over there?
On the other green, we saw a group of, I would say, four, at least four, potentially more people on the green. They'd just got there. One of the carts was just pulling up to the green.
Chapter 2: What incident did Manaia experience on the golf course?
We're like, bugger it, we'll just go. We'll just hop over onto the 18th tee. We'll tee off. We'll head down. We tee off. We go to our second shot. Then all of a sudden we hear a guy yelling four behind us. He's standing on the tee box on the hole that we're on and just tees off while we're on there. Now, obviously, we were in the wrong because we jumped ahead of them.
There's no way all four of those people finished that hole out in that amount of time, and only one of them teed off.
Oh, wow. Yeah, I know what's happened there.
Do you?
Yeah. What do you think's happened? They've seen you jump in front of them. And got pissed off. And they've got annoyed, and so they've decided that they're going to teach you a lesson.
Yeah.
And try and hit you with a golf ball.
That's exactly what I think happened there.
Yeah. And then yell four. Yeah. Fire a warning. Maybe not to hit you, but fire a fucking warning.
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Chapter 3: How does the golf incident reflect social etiquette?
Yep, we're two.
They're a four.
They're a four. So we're playing faster than them. They were still putting on the last hole as we were teeing off. We thought, we'll just hop in front here. We won't hold them up.
You know what? If they're putting, theoretically they – I mean, if they were approaching the green, you might have been ahead of them enough. But if they're putting, they could have just sunk a couple of putts and away they go.
Yeah. But then what I don't understand is only one of them teed off.
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Chapter 4: What are the reasons for the lack of dancing in nightclubs today?
Yeah, that's interesting. It's probably the guy who's the most aggressive. The most pissed off about us getting teed off.
And maybe had the best round so far and he needs to get that card in because it's one of his better cards.
Or potentially had the worst.
Maybe they're playing in the Tuesday Scramble. It's fuming.
I'm a bit worried that this might be an off-pod chat rather than an on-pod chat. There is no such thing. Surely. I'm really interested and nervous to know what kind of people these people were like. Oh, you want to know race? No, no, no. I want to know age. Ethnicity. I want to know...
I was thinking if that was Ruda that was telling that story, that definitely would have.
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Chapter 5: How has social media changed the way people experience events?
I want to know age, were they snobby, were they rude old cunts, basically, is what I was heading for.
I didn't see them, really, because they never got close enough. When that guy yelled four and then teed off, we just picked our balls up and walked.
Did he yell it in an Asian accent?
That is not what I wanted to ask.
That's what I really wanted to ask. What does an Asian accent sound like? Really, we'll do an impression. If they were, what kind of?
Well, if I think of Stephen Artong, who I used to work with at Datacom, he would just say four because he had a beautiful New Zealand accent.
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Chapter 6: What concerns do parents have about their kids and social media?
A beautiful New Zealand accent.
For instance, Stephen Artong would say four. A beautiful New Zealand accent as opposed to maybe a Chinese New Zealand accent or an Indian New Zealand accent. A beautiful New Zealand accent.
He had a beautiful one.
You know, like a normal one. Like a normal... He's a normal person. He's just like a... He was a normal Pakeha.
But his name's Stephen A. Tom. Yeah, that's right.
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Chapter 7: How do generational differences affect views on social media?
Sure. Born in Parnell.
Yeah, so where did these people's ancestors... Like, where did they derive from?
Don't know. Didn't see them. And again, the light was fading. I was worried that I was potentially going to come and say something in the club rooms afterwards.
And they didn't say anything? They didn't say anything. No, they probably took a look at you and Storm.
Chapter 8: What can be done to improve safety on social media platforms?
Well, that was... You know what?
I think it's best we don't say anything.
That was Storm's thing. I was like, look, we are in the wrong here. They're obviously pissed off. Let's just pick up and we'll go and have a beer. I'll share the beer. And Storm's like, yeah, sweet. He goes, he did think... You know, our other option is... Hurt back at them. Yeah, he's like, look at them. I reckon we got them.
Do you remember that jackass sketch where there was dudes on a golf course and Johnny Knoxville was hiding him with an ear horn? Formative. So good. That's a great sketch because the best bit is when they turn. Because every time they make sure that they leave the head of the take
Quite a long head on the take because you see them addressing the ball and you go, and you're like, it's the anticipation. It's like, I know they're going to air horn them. And then they do. But the best bit is when the guy with the moustache and his mate turn and then start smacking the balls into the bush. Yeah. And then go in after them.
It's very good.
That was formative in my childhood. We were just talking about that before. That and South Park. The two really sort of formative areas of... Yeah, I remember the first ever South Park car tour.
I reckon 1997, I'm going to say.
Cartman got an anal probe from an alien.
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