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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. Friday the 1st of May. Is it? May Day. Pinch and a punch. April, June and November.
Chapter 2: How do Jerry and Manaia introduce the concept of top cans?
April, June and November.
There it was. Oh my God, there's something wrong with my brain. I was saying that stupid saying and for some reason not thinking that I was actually saying April. That's really not good. That's a bad time. Unlike in my relationship at home, I did notice that yesterday, Gerry, and just let it go through to the keeper. Obviously, if you were Mrs. Reuter, I would have corrected you. Yeah. Wow.
That's right, and we'll delve deeper into Reuter's relationship later on. Can we move in the future? Can I say something right here and right now? Can you correct me in the future, please? Oh, shit. No. I'd rather be corrected. We'd like to let it slide and then it'll slag you off behind your back afterwards. I'd rather be corrected on the spot. Discipline. Yep, I'll be disappointed.
With the cane, preferably. Oh my gosh, yep. A bit of a praise finish. I can't believe it's Friday, and I also can't believe... This is the fifth month of the year of our Lord, 2026. Have you achieved all your New Year's resolutions? Fifth month. So next month, at the end of next month, that will be exactly halfway through. Halfway through the year.
Wow.
Terrifying. We are hurtling through time and space. Aren't we? Has this felt really fast to you? Yeah. But the problem is, we're old. Zoe, has this year felt very, it has felt fast to you as well? Yeah. Okay.
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Chapter 3: What humorous challenges did Jerry face while asking Dan Corbett?
Okay, so the year is objectively going.
Yeah.
Was that racist? Yeah. Huge show, huge show coming up. TAB 3-Way, that does pay. Now we can call, in the past I've been a little bit iffy about whether we call it the TAB 3-Way that pays because it hasn't. It has. Twice. In two years. Should we pop another one of those bottles of wine? Yeah, let's get into it. Welcome along to the Hauraki Breakfast. Jerry and Mania, the Hauraki Breakfast.
What's going on?
Well, I'll tell you what's going on. Yesterday, I approached, or I was asked by the show, by members here of the show, inside of the studio, to approach TVNZ weatherman Dan Corbett. Yes. Ask him if he could sneak a word into his performance. I'll call it a performance. He doesn't have an autocue.
Yeah, and now that you've told me that it's only four minutes long, what a talent he has for making it seem like you're the only one in the room and like you've got all the time in the world. He's talking to you, isn't he? He really is. It's a gift, that one. I'm like, 33% humidity in Oban at this time of the year? No one's been able to make me feel that way. Certainly not you.
The thing about him is he could actually talk for 10 minutes. He could read the phone book. He could then go back into certain maps. He could tell you exactly. He's a proper meteorologist. He could tell you exactly why the weather is happening the way it's happening. He can predict it in different ways. He does his own predictions. Yes.
I think other weather presenters, and I don't want to crap on the other weather presenters because I think everybody has their gift. And some people have particularly clear voices and some people speak at a rate which means that everyone can understand exactly what they're saying and some people really like that and some people like the more detail. Some people don't like the detail. Yeah.
Who are watching. But Dan could really go into the detail. Some people are better visual learners than auditory learners. Sure. So anyway, last night, I know you respect him for his meteorological skill. Yeah, because he knows what he's talking about. And so last night when you messaged into the group chat and said, I don't think I can do it. I can't ask him.
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Chapter 4: What unique word did Jerry ask Dan to incorporate into the weather report?
Because I respect... His broadcast. Respect the craft, yeah. And I respect what he's doing, and I don't want to sully it. I don't want to ruin it for my own, and can I just say, your enjoyment, pleasure. So for anyone who was wondering, a healthy dose of context this morning, where Bawumba came from. It just came out of absolutely nowhere.
We were interviewing Rhiannon Baldock about casseroles and such, and you said this. Now you would say, Rhiannon, the casserole's making a little bit of a comeback. As a super easy, chuck it on before you go to work, come home and bowoomba. You've got the most delicious.
I haven't heard that one before. I like it.
Bowoomba. The terrifying thing was I sounded like Mike Hosking when I said bowoomba. That freaked me out. Is that a Hoskingism? Bowoomba. I don't know if it is, but the way I said it. And bowoomba. Bowoomba. Bowoomba. I just said it a bit like that. Bowoomba. It's the kind of thing Mike Hosking would say. It is. So we thought, look, let's try and get a word sneak into the weather.
I've never watched the weather with such sweaty palms as I did last night. It was full noise. I told the missus about what was going on. She was sitting on the couch too, and she was just like... I've never seen her watch it like that either. Yeah, well, I'm sitting on the couch and I'm watching. I'm in the studio with Dan. So I'm sitting there with Hilary. Hilary knows nothing about this.
This is a conversation I had with Dan in the office, not in the studio. So I've gone up to Dan and I've said to Dan, Hey, Dan. He's talking about something else, I think. And then I said, oh, I was. I was telling him that we've got a minute and a half to spare. So we're a minute and a half under tonight. So feel free to go over. Because, you know, he can just talk.
So he said, oh, thank you for that. Yeah, I've actually got something I want to say. I was like, oh, good. And so then I said, look, just... I said, this is kind of a weird thing to ask, but you couldn't... That sounded like I said something there that I... You couldn't... I just clipped that as well. You couldn't try and sneak the word Bawumba in there by any chance, could you?
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Chapter 5: How did the listeners respond to the top five cans segment?
It'd be really good. We've been talking about it. And he goes, oh, in what context? And I said, oh, I don't know. There's a whole lot of high pressure. And then Bawumba, you know... It's like abracadabra. Yeah. And he said, oh, okay. I've not heard of that word before. No. Did he think that it might have meant something a bit naughty, maybe? I was quite clear that it wasn't. I made it clear.
And it wasn't. I don't want to stitch him up. It's not like he went in there and said, can you just say foot job Friday?
Exactly.
Podcast out today, by the way. I don't want him to lose his job.
No.
That's not what this is about.
okay so you did so initially you'd text into the group chat and said I don't think I can do it I don't think I can ask him if he can do it or not you eventually built up the gumption to do it the nation stood still sat with bated breath while they watched the news and then this happened when we look at the temperatures in the atmosphere whenever I sometimes put the colours on you always notice when you have a nice area of high pressure you've got that thing there stick the air hose in boom off it goes it builds it was so good it was so good
It was seamless. Why was it so exciting to sit there and wait for him to say bewomba? But how good was he at it? Oh, my God. Like, he just, boom, bewomba. It was the perfect use of bewomba. It was. Yeah. A word that's only ever been used once before, and then he somehow managed to use it in perfect context. I know. So there I am sitting probably six or seven meters away from him, facing him.
Yeah. And then he goes, bewomba, and I'm like... And I was like, I can't make a sound over here. Hilary's like, what's wrong with you? And I was like, oh. Did you not just hear the cleanest bewumba in history? I really liked as well just how smug you sounded on the throw as well at the end of the thing. That's the weather for now. Now it's time for Seven Sharp. Thanks very much, Dan.
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Chapter 6: What are the top five cans mentioned in this episode?
Yeah. But when we get in, we're going to take the bloody stairs. The lift in the car park.
The lift in the car park, yeah.
So that's one of the issues. And the other one is a reading from the building manager, chapter 938 AM verse yesterday, seen by 617 people, none of them Jeremy Wells. There is a shortage of mugs in the kitchen. Please check around your space slash desk and return dirty mugs to the kitchen so there is something there when you go to get your coffee.
There's no shortage of mugs in our office, that's for sure. No, so this is an interesting... Heaps of mugs out there. It's full of mugs. Yeah. This is also an interesting thing that's happening in our office, because we are a smaller... Us and Flavor are on one side of the building, and then the rest of the New Zealand media landscape is on the other side of the building. Understaffed, you'd say.
Understaffed, but over-resourced. Because for some reason, all of the cups... glasses, cutlery ends up on our side of the building. I think the cups and glasses is because of all of the drinking that goes on over here. The wine. There's a lot of wine glasses that end up over the side. Definitely. Cocktail glasses as well. Yep.
We, and I probably shouldn't be admitting this on the radio or they're all going to come over here, but we're in no shortage of mugs. What we are in constant shortage of, Jerry, as you well know, is coffee. We are forever running out of coffee because they don't top our coffee up over here. Yeah, but recently we were going through a terrible teaspoon shortage.
In 2025, 2024-25, there was essentially, there were no teaspoons in this particular part of the office. It was a teaspoon famine. Nowadays, we are producing far more teaspoons than we can consume. We're girt by a teaspoon. Yeah, so we're exporting teaspoons, I understand. That's right. What we need to do is start importing some coffee mugs. That, no, we've got...
got coffee mugs as well it's coffee itself that we don't have so what i was thinking we should do she's looking for mugs okay but she's not looking in our kitchen oh this is someone else's yes so we've got them and what we don't have is coffee so i think uh next time instead of going over and stealing it for out from underneath tony street's nose like we have been doing in the past um i think we strike a deal and we close the straight of hormuz which is the hallway out there
And embargo all, because we've got something they want, which is coffee mugs. And we embargo that until we receive coffee and a regime change at John O'Bennett and Megan. They should be just drinking straight out of the jug. That's the other thing. Just make the coffee in the jug and everyone just communally drink it. I see also that same building manager.
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Chapter 7: What insights does Susie Cato share about her new show?
Oh, give us a text if that's your lady's knee-length raincoat. That might actually be mine. Do you wear lady's raincoats, do you? Just the knee-length ones. Only on the weekends. A couple of quick updates from around the traps, well, around the studio this morning. Jerry has managed to rescue this wine, which actually smells quite good.
Despite the fact that the cork's entirely destroyed and still bobbing around in the bottom of the 1996? 1996 Dorian Estate. Yeah. Cabin A7 you're on. Cabin A7 you're on. And I think that's due to years of resistance training. That is the kind of thing you usually do drunk around a kitchen island at about 3 a.m.
Absolutely.
And you've done it at 6.30 a.m. and you've done it brilliantly. Thank you. Now, what you haven't done brilliantly is bring – Is broadcast. Is broadcast. Which is why we're actually here. That is why we're here. So when I hear things like this next piece of audio, just, you know, some days you come in thinking we're about to have a great show.
And then within the first half hour, you hear something like this. I said, this is kind of a weird thing to ask, but you can't, you couldn't.
Jeez. Okay, that's, there I was.
I was going to say you can't. Can we have one more hoon on this? Absolutely. I said, this is kind of a weird thing to ask, but you can't. You couldn't. That's damning, isn't it? You got stuck between can't and couldn't. Well, I was meant to say you couldn't, but then I said you can't, and then as soon as I started saying it, I realised I'd used the wrong tense. Yeah, it was a tense bit. Well...
I used the conditional. Yeah. I was trying to, well, what I was trying to go for was the conditional. Yeah, but then ironically, you made it tense. Sorry about that, everyone. That's a bit of 6.30 wordplay for you. It's time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra, the BFA here.
Melbourne Storm league coach Craig Bellamy has been diagnosed with an unspecified neurodegenerative disorder, but will remain in his job for now. Yeah, I saw this last night. The club issued a statement ahead of the NRL match with the Dolphins in Brisbane tonight after the 66-year-old underwent a series of tests. I wonder if he did that test that I did last week.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up their discussions and what are the closing thoughts?
I have to reach across. I was like, can we swap Anna over to the other side? She's got no bloody. Oh. So look, if we lost that episode, there was a stitch-up of it. Stitch-up from the producers. That's brutal. Multiple sclerosis is the thing that I was looking for. Right. And you couldn't find it because you have dementia. Big teeth. Someone's text through on 3483.
They guess what you might have had. AIDS?
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6.38 on the Hauraki Breakfast. Big show versus the breakfast show challenge. We've settled on a bench press competition, which is happening, we don't know when, but soon. Yep, which kicks off the customary month-long admin discussions around... Who exactly is involved? How are we going to measure it? Do we go team, one whole team goes and then the other whole team goes?
Does it go player for player? Will anyone allow Zoe to be part of this? Yep, sure. So I think they've sent us a message related to that.
Yeah, morning, fellas.
Big Show here. Yes, look, it feels pretty settled to us. 4v4 for the bench press competition. Best combined weight wins. We're all good to go. That's right.
And I think the idea was bandied about you have three attempts and you take your highest attempt. I like that. Yeah, I think you're going to have ten attempts, isn't it?
It's whatever your highest weight is that you successfully manage to complete the press.
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