Housemate sex etiquette
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One of my flat mates lives back home. And um I've come home for a family dinner and I didn't necessarily tell him I was coming home. And I've walked in at about nine o'clock and he's making a porno with two um people that I knew from High school.
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Warning Sex and Adult Themes. Hey Sarah McVee here, filling in for Hannah Riley. Living in a share house can be fun, but are you or your housemates having too much fun? And should you sleep with your housemates? That's coming up. Plus, we're joined by comedians and housemates Tom Cashman and Becky Lucas in just a moment to discuss their living arrangement. But first we hear from Becky who walked in on quite the spectacle in her lounge room.
This is when I was nineteen. Um, I'd just recently moved uh out of home and experiencing share house living for the first time. Um, I'd come across I met a guy out in a nightclub um and thought he'd be a great flatmate, moved in with him and his hospow worker friend. Um and they'd recently hooked up with these two backpackers. So obviously they would stay over at our place more often than not and um No, they would often have quite loud um sex and our neighbours would come and knock on our door. Um, one of the our neighbours is actually uh poor Andrew Denton, so if you're listening So so sorry. It wasn't me and I was always the person who had to open the door to
So you walked in on them on a Monday morning, what did you see? So on a Monday morning I walked in and they were
all having an orgy. Woo! So polite of them, they act did ask me to join in. uh but I maintained eye contact and uh and politely declined and got off to work as quickly as I could.
With me are comedians and housemates Tom Cashman and Becky Lucas. Thanks so much for being here guys. Have you ever heard each other doing it?
Uh no.
No. Although I know when Tom's doing it 'cause he'll go into his room and play Adele really loudly.
Well fur go into his room. I mean that's what you're after. I'm not I'm not Becky from Melbourne.
Yeah. The most obvious share house etiquette is to um play music really loudly. Um, we had a story from singer Sarah Blasco about exactly this.
They had um A glorious E P launch at the Hopetown Hotel, which no longer exists. And um I packed up, you know, took my time chatting to my friends, you know, as you do after you play a show. And then I came home And when I walked into the house I realised that my E P was playing. in another room of the house. Well my initial reaction was, Oh, wow, that's very nice of my flatmate who I actually didn't know very well at the time. That's very nice of him that he enjoyed the show so much that he's decided to play the E P immediately. Yeah, as as I got closer to his room I realised that he wasn't actually just listening to the E. P. on his own. He was indeed listening to it with his girlfriend at the time and um still I I I continued to think, Oh that's lovely the the two the two of them listening together until I realised that they were actually having sex to the strains of my EP.
There wasn't very much separating them and and me, unfortunately. The
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Sub. Heavy. Yeah, I've I've often caught Tom, you know, just jerking off to my jokes. I'll hear him. He's on YouTube looking at my videos. Well
I've been trying to last longer in the bedroom, so That's what I need.
Hey Becky, you had a particularly noisy housemate.
I did. I it was actually a housemate of Tom and I and mine.
What happened when Becky walked into a surprise orgy in her flat?
Both of us.
Yeah. And he was he was a gay guy and so he was having super loud sex with his boyfriend and I had this really this conundrum where I'm like I w you know, I wasn't getting any sleep and it was super loud, but I also didn't want to be home. I didn't want him to think I was imposing on his life. Like I didn't want him to think that I was had any problem with his lifestyle. So like to I had to broach the subject in a very, you know nice way. I had to be like, Hey boys, uh you know, I don't want to make you feel like I'm putting you back in the closet. It's very loud.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–4:09
2
What happened when Becky walked into a surprise orgy in her flat?
4:09–5:34
3
How do housemates handle loud sex and noisy neighbours?
5:34–8:35
4
What are the unspoken rules about playing music and personal audio in a share house?
8:35–13:47
5
How can you politely ask a noisy couple to keep the volume down?
13:47–16:48