Self-love on Valentine's Day
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What is the premise of the Valentine's Day episode and why focus on self‑love?
The Hookup with Hannah Riley. Love and f***ing. On Triple J.
Welcome to The Hookup. I'm Hannah Riley. We're a new show here on Sunday nights where we talk sex positively from the heart about matters of the heart and matters of whatever you happen to have between your legs. Hey, it's Valentine's Day. It's the most romantic day of the year. So naturally, tonight we're going to be talking about sex with the most important person in your life. You guessed it, yourself. Things are going to get incredibly graphic tonight because we here at The Hookup thought, what better way to spend Valentine's Day, a day about, you know, sweet love and romance, than to talk about wanking. I guarantee we're all going to learn a hell of a lot tonight. Have you always found the lady orgasm a little bit elusive?
Well, you wouldn't be the only one. And tonight we're going to be talking with the creators of OMG Yes. It's an interactive app that uses touchscreen technology to show you exactly how to give a lady an orgasm. And we'll be speaking to a tutor at RMIT's sex toy design course, which is the first of its kind in the world. Now, when a romantic self-mood strikes, we're not always in the comfort of our own homes. Sometimes, you know, we're in a plane or a tent. And I want to know, where's the strangest place that you've had a maz? You may be camping on top of a mountain, could have been on the Great Wall of China, or maybe you were even up a tree. Give me a call on 1300 0555 36, or you can text me on 0439 7536.
7-triple-5, where's the weirdest place that you've had a wank? You're listening to The Hookup. My name's Hannah Riley. It's your show about relationships and sex here on a Sunday night. And since it is Valentine's Day, we're talking about self-love. And we asked you, where is the weirdest place that you've had a maz? And we've had some fantastic responses. Mark says, out the back of breaking waves on a nude beach in Mexico. Brie from Whirlpool says, very comfortable with my body. I had a Masti with a cucumber on my roof on my house when I was a teenager. Ah, good old days when you didn't have a worry. I can't say that the image of masturbating with a cucumber on a rooftop is my, you know, idyllic teenage image, but, you know, I love it.
Since it is Valentine's Day, as I said, we're talking about self-love. Like some people might say Valentine's Day is a day for couples. But what about you? When was the last time you showed you you cared? So we say tonight on Valentine's Day, you should pour yourself a glass of wine, put on your favorite album and have a menage a moi. And, you know, there might be a couple of critics out there who might say to us here at The Hookup, oh, don't you think it's a bit sad that on Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the year, you know, like a day specifically designed to celebrate being in a loving relationship, you talk about masturbating for two hours, to which we say no. And to quote Annie Hall, don't knock masturbation.
It's sex with someone that I love. There's a lot of talk today about how finding someone else to be in a relationship with and falling in love is the be all and end all on Valentine's Day. But we here at The Hookup reckon you should fall in love with yourself first. I hit the street last night and asked a bunch of strangers to talk to me about masturbating. Where's the strangest place that you've
masturbated? I've been up a few times at work, not going to lie.
On a
train in India.
The port-a-loo.
I did it in a friend's bathroom once.
A bed, bath and beyond in America when I was on holidays. That was pretty weird.
Outside my friend's stairwell.
Once in the scoreboard of the rugby club that I played for.
Have you guys ever masturbated to something that isn't porn?
What are some of the strangest places people have masturbated?
I used to... This isn't great, but I used to bat off at my mum's Woman's Day magazines. Teachers when I was in high school. Literally the thought of any woman. PE? Thighs for days. And let me tell you, best three and a half minutes of my life. This is pretty weird, but you remember Nona from Better Homes and Gardens?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the Valentine's Day episode and why focus on self‑love?
0:03–4:20
2
What are some of the strangest places people have masturbated?
4:20–12:31
3
What common myths about masturbation and sex toys do listeners believe?
12:31–21:46
4
How did the creators of OMG Yes discover the secrets of the female orgasm?
21:46–29:26
5
What should first‑time buyers look for when choosing a sex toy?
29:26–35:36
6
What surprising findings came out of the OMG Yes research on female pleasure?
35:36–49:14
7
What sexual health myths do counsellors hear most often and how can they be debunked?
49:14–57:23
8
How can couples navigate masturbation, porn and toy use within a long‑term relationship?
57:23–59:07