The most popular sex positions
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Dan dan dan dan dan dan bam bam. Look who's back in the house, because that can be back for the brand new
trap. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if that was the song. Well we were singing different songs.
We were singing completely different songs. I was doing RuPaul's, but anyway. I don't know what I was doing.
What weird sex‑position names (like “pretzel dip” or “pinball wizard”) actually mean?
Look who's back in the house for real, D. Salman.
Oh
my god,
I've missed you all. We have two. I'm back and I'm so excited to Screw your cork. Oh? Pretzel your dip. Churn your butter. Hiya. Pinball your wizard. Snow your angel.
Oh my goodness. It has gone fully filth in here. I've been waiting for this. I've been
holding it in for so long doing breakfast. Oh my
god, no, totally. Like you had to be full G maybe PG. Mm-hmm
There were moments of PG, but most of it was G rated. So I'm like ready. I've been Holding this in this energy. All
right. Unleash the beast. What are we doing today?
Sex position. Yes. I named a few then. If you didn't uh clock on. But I feel like there are so many names, right? Like they're so complicated. I have no idea what any of them mean. Like pretzel dip, what is going on there?
I couldn't tell you. I need to look it up. Corkscrew. Um, again, not sure. But is Hannah I do have a visual for this in mind. The person who has the hole. Is upside down, right? They're like kinda doing a handstand and then the person who is penetrating, um, they like stand over them and they like lower their penis or toy into them like they're fucking churning butter.
There's it's too complicated. And there was one recently on Love Island, right? What was it, Broken Eagle? Oh yeah. What's that?
What's your favourite section? Oh
wow, just straight in there, just like that. Um Broken Eagle, for sure.
The
what? Broken Eagle? I remember messaging you when we were watching this and I was like, Pip, explain this to me. What the fuck is the broken eagle?
Yeah, I had no idea. And we also heard the oyster.
My favourite sex position would be um I think it's called like an oyster something oyster. So your legs are like up in the air. Yours definitely. Oh, up in the air. And me in. Like my head's poking through your legs, sort of thing. That's what I mean.
Okay, that just sounds like
missionary, right? Yeah. I had a completely different image in mind on this one. I thought Personally, the oyster. Now I'm gonna get creative. Stay with me on this. Is when somebody jerks off.
Why do listeners think missionary is the most popular position – and is it really?
And then they blow a load into somebody's hole, whatever hole that may be. And then that person who's just jerked off goes down to the hole and goes like you would slurp an oyster.
You did not.
Yeah.
You did not. That's just what I
thought. When he said oyster, I was like, Mm-hmm, yeah, it sounds right. You know, and it's salty of the ocean. You get it?
You should be writing the manual for sex positions.
Maybe I should. I'm much more creative than Old Maid on Love Island.
Okay, well clearly we don't know what any of them are. I feel like a lot of people listening won't either. So we do need a refresh on what they are, some of the best moves that you can do in the bedroom. And that's what this episode is gonna be about. It's gonna be a full on masterclass. If you're a beginner, you're just starting to have sex for the first time, we'll go over some of the most popular positions. And for everyone, not just P and V. But If you're a pro and you're into some of the more twisty bendy kind of shit, we've got some new moves for you. Some hot tips to spice it up as well.
Plus, if you're not flexible or you're more of like a pillow princess, we got you. So all the topics that we chat to you about on the podcast, we kind of road test them on our Instagram. So if you're not following us there, get on it. It's at Triple J the Hookup. And we asked you about your favorite sex positions. And Dee, we had so many responses. You had so much to say. And there were some surprising ones in there too, like missionary. Wait, were you actually surprised by that? I don't know, I just thought that like people weren't gonna rate it as much because it's just so vanilla. And I'm not bagging it at all.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:27
2
What weird sex‑position names (like “pretzel dip” or “pinball wizard”) actually mean?
0:27–2:42
3
Why do listeners think missionary is the most popular position – and is it really?
2:42–6:09
4
How do the top, bottom and “side” labels affect which positions queer couples prefer?
6:09–9:50
5
Which position topped the listener poll – and why did doggy beat missionary?
9:50–13:28
6
What are the intimacy benefits of spooning and how can you make it more pleasurable?
13:28–16:34
7
How can you achieve deeper penetration in positions like the “butter churner” or doggy?
16:34–21:32
8
What’s the best way to do a side‑69 or “cowboy” position for lazy or tall partners?
21:32–23:42