Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Enjoy the show. I'm not letting y'all lie on my man on his birthday. I'm not letting that happen. Nah, no. Not today. No.
Y'all know, of all people, I'm down to lie on this. But not today. Not on his birthday? 364 days of the year. Maybe in a half, depending what time we get out of here.
How y'all doing, man? Feeling great, man. Good, good, good. Should we sing happy birthday to Ash? Please do not.
The man even looking a little older today. Nah, for real. Why you looking a little more mature? Yo, you stupid. Like on some of your demure levels, it's like... On a thousand right now with the all black too on some 50 humble. Quarter zip hoodie. Still young.
Still young.
I mean. Oh, but I'm young.
Forever young. You got forever young in that Serato?
This nigga stupid. Young at heart. This guy's nuts. What up, man?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts celebrate Ish's birthday?
How you feeling, man? I don't know many. You know, you're officially eligible for AARP now. Congratulations. He was probably already getting it. Scamming ass. Scamming ass. He definitely was getting it. Since 24. Getting his Grand Slam breakfast. 24-year-old. Getting your Grand Slam breakfast. Yeah, it's that time, dog. You get on the bus half-price now, right? You look like a Denny's ass name.
Not me. You're a fool, bro. What's up, man? Start us off, man. Start us off in prayer or some shit. What old niggas do? I don't know. I wouldn't know. Set us off with how you feel. How you feeling today? I'm cool. Nah, not at 50. I waited 40 hours.
Stop cutting me off, bro.
All right, my bad. It's the elder in the room. for the elders to be. Yeah, nah, he never even said that to me before. Right.
On some old school shit. Nah, um, again, yo, coming from where we from, you blessed. I lost people, a bunch of people this year in the last couple years, so, you know, niggas that was in their 40s. So, for all of us to be up here is a blessing, but,
to reach 50 years, it's an accomplishment. You know what I'm saying? You the oldest nigga I know now. You and Corey the oldest niggas I know. Shut your dumb ass up. Yo, you a fool, yo. This nigga's an idiot, bro. I know we getting old. My barber said some shit the other day. He was like, yeah, Hov almost 60, right? I was like, nigga, no, shut up. Wait a second, we had to Google it. 56, 57?
Yeah, it'd be 57, 87. Puff. That's crazy. No more Puff's name in the first 90 minutes of the podcast.
I'm just saying, niggas, that they was running around when we was kids. They older.
Yeah. It was popping 30 years ago, right? Yeah. Yeah. That 50 and 60 shit is dangerous, boy.
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Chapter 3: What reflections are made on aging and growth?
Mark would be an alky of the Bacardi. Yo, I drank McAllen. I went to the bar last night at like 2 a.m. by myself. 115. In Knoxville. By yourself. I landed at 11. I got back home at midnight. I was at St. James Gate in Maplewood. Yo, you can talk into the mic, my brother.
My bad.
You ain't got to tell Ish. What time she thought you landed? Oh, no, I went home first. My wife went to bed. Oh, okay. So you went to the bar.
We had a spirited discussion, and I went out to get a... Oh, that's some old school shit right there. The old ball and chain got me tight. I'm going to the bar.
We had a spirited conversation. I was like, I'm going to take a drive. I need a scotch. Well, I went to the bar, and I was... First of all, I played myself because I was wearing a JVP hoodie. Oh, shit. What a jerk. I wasn't thinking. It's like fraternity stuff. I don't wear it because I don't want people to walk up to me and have a conversation about it. I can at least pretend.
Because people ask me, I don't know JB. No, I just look like him. This guy on TV have a haircut. So I get there and I was about to order my Bacardi and Coke. And I had your voice in my head. Time out, time out. You went and gave the speech in Knoxville with no haircut? They don't pay you more for a haircut? Get them niggas they money back. I look just like him. Oh, well, no way.
That's his big educated look on some Eric Benet shit. Yo, Jesus. Oh, well, Hope don't get a haircut. He said, I'm in my album mode. All y'all be on the stick. But when I go outside. He's in the studio. You outside. Wow, that's crazy. I couldn't get my hair cut on Monday cuz somehow with my barber or something. I don't know You and I make all types of barber I Know you know plan B Oh Oh, oh.
I ain't slept in three days, dog.
All I got left is being an asshole. Just mean vibes.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of Wiz Khalifa's new album 'Khatoic'?
I'm being an asshole. That's the one. I actually think that album was really, did y'all hear Chaotic? I listened to a little bit of it.
I did not. I didn't.
I didn't. I see high praise for it online.
That shit is fire.
It is a fire album.
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Chapter 5: What are the critiques of Wiz Khalifa's collaborations?
I have one little critique, but there's a couple of guest appearances I didn't love. But Wiz is rapping his ass off. The production is great. Great songs. It feels good. That's a song. That's an album you want to be driving down the street listening to.
I feel like there's two Wiz's. There's like fun stoner Wiz. And then there's like, I'm going to show you I can really rap and I get with it. Wiz. And this was the latter.
There's only one feature on this album that I've been saying since he came home, I wanted Wiz and Max.
Yep.
But this was not the Wiz and Max I wanted. Oh, I like that record. Do you like? I wanted. Let me hear it. Oh, good.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about Anton Daniels and Corey Holcomb's exchange?
Load it up. This is not what I wanted. Great song. Two to three verses are great. That's all I'm going to say. It ain't even that for me. It's just when I wanted Wiz and Max, I wanted melodic. That's what I want to hear. This is kind of a lot. Okay, let the verses come in.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
I mean, Max still just don't sound like Max yet, but that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's fine.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. He be rapping, man. I'm going to go listen to this. This whole album is key. I love it. Like I said, just a couple features. This is melodic to me. Yeah, exactly. Let's talk about Max specifically.
I like you can hear his Pittsburgh accent.
Is Max coming up? Yes. Right here. I wonder why he chose not to sing. That's weird. He would have sang here? I wonder why he chose not to. Maybe he's just not there yet.
I think he's still getting his foot. He's been in the closet for 20 years. Get the nigga. I'm giving him grace. I'm not. I don't like the way they're mixing him right now either.
His voice is already raspy, but the double is the double. It's clashing.
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Chapter 7: What are Jay Leno's thoughts on honoring marriage vows during illness?
No.
Bro, it's sickness and health. If this nigga gets dementia and she's not dead yet, no, you can't get another bitch.
Well, that's what Jay Leno said. He said, we took a vow. I don't understand why people are so upset or so shocked that I would honor my vows. And I support that.
And if my wife, just to be clear, wife, if you get Alzheimer's or dementia or any other thing where you don't know where I am or who I am and you can't track me and you don't remember what just happened, I will be 100% without a girlfriend because that's how I roll.
facts however you can't track me they got married in 1980 back when vows meant something yeah and I think you gotta honor those vows I'm just saying there is another way to look at this and I saw this with B. Smith up in New York before she passed away rest in peace some people feel like if I am so out of it that I don't know where I am I don't want you to be without companionship I don't want you to be alone so like if I got dementia and Alzheimer's I'm telling you my wife can have a boyfriend
I don't care. Because I don't know where I am. Oh, she really got the best of that spirit of conversation. Oh, yeah. She whooped your ass. She smoked him.
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Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape views on dementia and relationships?
But that's a real mature way to look at it. I agree with that. Me too. I agree with that.
Bro, the thought of getting dementia and Alzheimer's, all of that, it scares the fuck out of me. And I really feel like if you really love me... Take me out back like a dog and just get rid of me. Don't have me wandering around the fucking cul-de-sac, asking for shit, talking to neighbors. I don't even fucking like it. She said wandering around the cul-de-sac.
I got my motherfucking house dress on backwards, titties out, in the fucking cul-de-sac. Get rid of me. Oh, they ain't seen nothing. Nigga. Oh, shit.
Shit.
It's his birthday. When you don't think about the worst ways to go, those are one of the worst ways to go for me.
Yeah, it's scary.
Like, bro, literally, you just doing your regular, you go to Target, you Mr. Wild Wild, you go every weekend there, you have Royal Farms, just confused. You don't know what the fuck going on.
You know what I mean? But is it looking for the person outside? Outside looking in, it might be the worst, but to the person, they don't even know. How is it that bad? They don't know.
It's bad because I've watched so many documentaries. There's levels of it. You might lose a day a week and then lose a couple of days.
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