Episode 915 | "21 Shots"

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Ish 0:00
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show. Hell of a start. Yeah. Oh, I thought that was our start. Say it again. I'm in a silly, goofy mood, guys. Samesies. Good morning. Samesies.

How does the conversation evolve?

Ish 0:41
The energy seems to be high today.
Unknown 0:44
Yeah, super excited.
Ish 0:44
Yes, sir. Baby free weekend.
Unknown 0:49
Nice.
Ish 0:49
Uh-oh. My girl got on a plane finally. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She got on a plane coming? Couple of managers' birthdays at the strip club this weekend. Uh-oh. Hired some new hoes. Uh-oh. What the managers going to do? I stopped at Chase. You know what I mean? I walked up in Chase. Yeah. Yeah. Let me get 5K. Big bills only. You know me so well. Yo, that nigga know B-Dot. What's up, y'all? What's up? Chillin'. How you feelin'? I'm unhappy. You're unhappy? B-Dot. Damn, you start up. Yeah, man. B-Dot started this morning out of pocket.
B-Dot 1:35
What did I do? Yeah, it was crazy. I didn't know when we could start the B-Dot shit.
Ish 1:38
No, we started right now.
B-Dot 1:39
Yeah, it's, you know, B-Dot's attitude has really gotten out of hand. The arrogance, you know? It's like we welcome him with open arms.
Ish 1:47
Like we always do.
B-Dot 1:47
He take a nigga's seat. He, you know... telling the boss that you late. You know what I mean? You three minutes late, he like, oh, you see how late she is. Just corny shit.
Ish 1:55
You know what I mean? But that's not... Just for the record, I'd be here to see who's late and who's... All right. Thank you. Sorry. But the worst part is, again, I'm glad you're here. Thank you. But then you're sitting in this seat. Crazy. It's a good seat, man. Yeah, you know why? Because somebody has made it a good seat. They've warmed up that seat for five years. Illuminated it. Exactly. And then the brother came over respectfully.
B-Dot 2:24
Right.
Ish 2:25
Said, excuse me. Oh, he didn't say that.
B-Dot 2:27
He said, excuse me, King.
Ish 2:28
No, he said, let me get here. He said, get the fuck out of my seat, bro. Trying to hurt me? So if he would have asked nicer. Oh.
B-Dot 2:38
I'm just saying.
Ish 2:39
I didn't know we were playing musical chairs. We're not doing that on my name. I didn't say that. I didn't know. I got you. I hate that you only do that when I start talking. Mark been being nasty this whole time. I'm talking to everybody. I wasn't talking to you.
B-Dot 2:51
I said you was respectful. Whatever we got to do, bro.
Ish 2:55
Yo, dawg. What's that supposed to mean? Welcome to the Joe Button podcast. Is this the Joe Button podcast?
B-Dot 3:01
He said he had a shank, man.
Ish 3:02
We weren't happy with it. We just think, in all seriousness, I think you should switch seats. B-Dot got some of that smug park shit. I'm just saying.
B-Dot 3:10
And B-Dot has a weapon on him. B-Dot has a shank. He admitted it.
Ish 3:14
Now, my weapon's a smile. It's just from Jersey. He got like seven shanks. It's a smile. You think that works, too? That works, too. Hi, you're a pretty lady. Hey.
B-Dot 3:24
No, also, do you think that we've welcomed you well?
Parks 3:27
Yeah, I've known Joe since I was in college for 20 plus years, so it's a comfortability hit.
B-Dot 3:33
I told you, he's trying to use that shit against us. Nah, fuck that. He's trying to use that college shit against us. It's true.
Parks 3:38
Keep your eyes on him. Watch them guys. It's true. I feel good. I feel comfortable.
Ish 3:42
I feel more comfortable with you sitting here. You do? Yeah, honestly, I do.
Parks 3:46
It throws off my rhythm. Fuck your couch then, nigga. See?
B-Dot 3:49
Is he the disrespect? He's so beautiful, he makes Mark even cuter. I don't know. It's just like I'm just so used to that green.
Ish 3:58
Nah, I've seen some of the ladies that like dark-skinned men, unlike you. They were talking out there. It was like, oh, shit. Mark and B-Dot is giving me my chocolate milk flavor. I blocked them bitches. I blocked them bitches. I love dark-skinned men. That's hate. Flip! Yes, sir, what up, boy? Chillin', man. I'm just paying attention to what's going on. My mans. They got my mans right there. Just paying attention to what's going on, man.

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