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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 926 | "Let's See That Snapper"

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart, or our own.

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Enjoy the show.

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Bro, bro.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, we having a classic. I can tell. I can tell. Look at Mark. Look at Ice. Look at Ice. I'm like, does somebody need to be looked at in this motherfucker? What up, Freeze? What up, Freeze?

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What's up? Happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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You going to tip the lawnmowers and shit like that outside, boy? You going to show love to the people that we're supposed to really celebrate? Huh? White.

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I think that was racist, by the way. Y'all ain't going to lie. They work all day. This morning.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the Met Gala this year?

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Shout out to them. You're going to just set it off with the racism.

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I think that we don't holler. I think that we celebrate other people's holidays, but we don't celebrate them. Got to celebrate them. They out there. They working. They put the work in. Six this morning. They out there, too. They don't talk to each other, Diva. They don't talk. You hear them talk? They don't talk for you.

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Oh, shit. Oh, man.

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How y'all doing, man? Feeling great, man. How are you? I lived in a townhouse for six years. And every Thursday, those niggas used to come and get their bushes right. I'd just be in the window. Them niggas wouldn't even acknowledge me. At all? They were there for six years. Did a great job. Wow. They there to get it done. You ever tipped them? No. So what the fuck they got to talk to you about?

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That's why he ain't talking, right? Well, I didn't hire him. Don't matter, they dicing up your bushes. Yeah, no.

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Oh, you'd tip them even though your complex hired them, you'd tip them still?

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Yeah, if they do a good job.

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You just wouldn't be doing it.

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He'd try to first. This bitch is just doing his. Trimming my bushes? Yeah. You did the back, they do the front. Yeah, man. Oh, God. We got a good day. Look at Freeze. I'm down with black people appropriating shit. I'm not down with none of that Erica Kirk talking about. Why do you... Why? Just why? Yeah. Just why? Why Cinco de Mayo? I have a blast every single tomorrow.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Spirit Airlines ceasing operations?

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It's right there. With a chick that had red hair. And Shorty was washing my clothes. The red hair was on my socks. What the fuck would Andrew Tate do in that predicament?

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Yo, yo, your legs was up on her shoulders and some shit.

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Yo, what you was on?

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Listen to what I'm telling you. Shorty hair was mad long. Her hair was red. So you walking around a girl's room with your socks on, and I'm telling you, you're dead ass.

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You got to put on some other shit for a minute.

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I mean, nah, because I wasn't fucking with Shorty like that no more, but she would wash my clothes from time to time. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Yo, you hired a bitch you was fucking with to do your laundry?

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I'm not saying you played different. You're not listening. You played different. I was fucking with a girl. And the girl that I used to deal with, like, more seriously, was still doing my laundry.

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The red hair was doing your laundry? No. Why was the girl you used to deal with doing your laundry?

Chapter 4: How is M.I.A.'s removal from the Kid Cudi tour addressed?

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She's like, yo, you walking around?

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But when you fucking with the new girl, do you tell her that the person washing your clothes is my old work?

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And which red hair? Why do the red hair girl care about who? Ginger or like that era where they were doing the red hair? That was a good era. That was a good era.

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That was a very good era. Word up. Shout out to Rihanna. Yo, you different, bro. Yeah.

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Why? I just like the way you move. I like the way you move.

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Oh, so you don't know about the professional chefs, but the wash and fold.

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Oh, man.

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Extra bleach. This nigga so stupid. Pick this shit up in three days, right? Yes. That nigga in there putting mad tide sheets. He get crazy. Your laundry smelling mad nice. Bitch rubbing her pussy on your clothes. You going home talking about, oh, it's a red hair.

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Anytime my girl found a hair somewhere on my clothes or in the bathroom or somewhere, and I said it was Martha's, Martha's hair when we called her was never the color of the hair we found. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the hip-hop media landscape?

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You said, I'll call Martha. Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Who the fuck hair would it be? Your dodo head. It's you and Martha in here. If it ain't yours, let the dudes. I was in there. And I said, you know what? We ain't even going to do math. Let's just call Martha. Do, do, do. Hey, Martha. What color is your hair? Yada, yada, yada. Red. Brown joke. Her hair was gray when the hair was red.

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Then her hair was red when the hair was fucking brown. Marjorie, you an X-Man. That stuff was moving. You got to flip it.

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Yo, man, you been, this hair been here for months then. Fuck, you ain't on your shit.

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I'm so bad. I'm so bad at defining hair game that I learned through trial and error that I ain't even know what color my girl hair was. Oh, shit. They got little tricks and shit. We don't pay attention to that shit. No, we don't. We don't at all. She's like, I found a red hair. Duh. Your hair is red. I'm not that rude. I'm like, wait, what? My shit is all burnt. Honey fried. Rude. Chestnut rolls.

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His dye is hair color. I'm like, oh, shit.

4036.397 - 4044.887 Mark Lamont Hill

They got hair color. Fuck you, Mark. I don't care. I was about to ask you. You got me thinking. You ever think your girl puts her hair there on purpose just to see how you carry it?

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Not my baby today. I don't mean your girl today. I just mean in general. That is some demented, devious shit. Well, I used to do it. I used to leave a hair, a condom wrapper. I used to in my 20s. A condom wrapper? Yeah. To try to get her caught up? No. Just playing around. In your house? Yeah. So you would leave it in your house? Yeah. You're a psycho. Yeah, yeah. I was in my 20s. I was a mess.

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Yeah, you was.

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I was a mess.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of Finesse Two Times' contract dispute?

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That's a little more. No, it's not. It's still bullshit. Because we see unjust laws of people getting dragged, pregnant women getting dragged, people getting displaced from their families, unlawfully being detained for months and months and months.

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My man was fucking in a prison. Nigga was in a state prison in Idaho, I think, or some shit like that.

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And he lives in New Jersey. He just came home. They took that nigga away. I came in and talked about it. Yo, they went in his house, took the nigga away. He was in jail, in a state prison. Anything could happen in a state prison, my nigga. He could have got murdered in that prison.

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Chapter 7: How does the discussion about the end of Love & Hip-Hop unfold?

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He was held there unjustly for two months, and now he's back home. So if you talking about justice, the things that they are doing are not just.

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But I think that's what, I think in that statement, I think that's what she was trying to say. Like, I'm still against unjust laws. What your friend went through was unjust. Yeah. but then you wouldn't be pushing this agenda. And that's the part I can't figure out. They're the people carrying out the unjust. And that's the part I don't like.

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I know people who are pro-Trump but hate this immigration shit. It's too vague. I don't know where she stands, and I should after all of this.

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Especially when she built her career and her fan base early on by being very anti-government. This side, not to pick sides, but it is what it is.

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Chapter 8: What makes pegging a hot topic in today's conversations?

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And now you're pro-Trump. It's weird and confusing. Just say it clearly. Just say it clearly. People want to go to a concert for entertainment.

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Kid Cudi's a vibe guy, too.

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Kid Cudi is the wrong person to... See, that's what I'm thinking about as y'all are having this talk. Again, back to Rod Wave and Ari Lennox. Tour acts have to be aligned on something. Yeah, on a lot of things. Yeah, actually, there has to be some common ground.

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The supporting act should be, like it said, supporting. It should complement whoever the headliner is.

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Kid Cudi ain't going to say nothing that you could even confuse with divisive. Yeah. He ain't going to say nothing that you could take the wrong way, misinterpret, misunderstand. That's who he is. Always been an absolute great guy, sweetheart. He's clear about who he is. He loves everybody. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. So, I mean, the last thing he want to hear from the dressing room.

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is political shit. Yeah. And then they start booing and shit. So now, they're my fans out there. Yeah, they tight. Yeah, they don't want nobody booing. I don't want that. And the way that he made it sound like I had these concerns prior to the tour starting. Because you know who you're dealing with.

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It sounded like, you know how it be when the fucking, because this is his tour, when your team is trying to put together... The openers with whatever budget they have. And we're going to go through some of these names.

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It also makes sense because musically they came out kind of the same time. At the time, musically, you would play an M.I.A. song in a Kid Cudi set. It was symbiotic.

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So it seems like somebody would say that at the think tank.

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