Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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It's definitely not. Absolutely not. The P for JVP is property, as in state property. Oh, shit. I would have just said Philly, but it's definitely not. You know how overcome you can take it the wrong way. You got it?
Chapter 2: What news about Hooters is being addressed?
It's really not a Philly part. Listen, I'm glad you're back, so you're right with whatever you say to me.
I miss y'all so much.
We got three out of six. That's close to a Philly pod.
No, this is a Philadelphia pod. Where you get three out of six? You. I ain't from Philly. Oh, shit. It's free.
Thank you.
What the fuck is y'all talking about? You kind of Philly adjacent. No, I'm not.
You was in Pennsylvania. You root for the Sixers.
I live in Lancaster. That is not Philly. He's from Allentown.
I think so, yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the details of Saweetie's breach of contract case?
They gave a $100,000 deposit to... helped her secure her visa arrangements and everything. And then she allegedly performed for other people on the same date instead of honoring her contract. Oh, she doubled up. So now they still want her for $3 million. For $3 million? Well, yeah, because they claim the money lost on the venue, promo, merch, and expected profits.
Yeah. They might be taking the light. Yo, you gave her $200. You expect to make a mail at the door. At least, yeah. And then what, everything? Yeah, and then merch, all that other shit.
Chapter 4: What are the implications of Floyd Mayweather's child support ruling?
What? Or at least beat. That's what my mom said. Hey, my type is a cool song and all, but... You know why you're here. 200 grand. What Sweetie said. Okay. 50 grand a pop. Yes, that's what we saying. I know, man. Holiday. She's a great performer. Huh? She's a great performer. I fuck with a couple of Sweetie records, but this is getting out of hand. 200 grand on a Japan tip?
I think a lot of people, a lot of musicians are making money off of that investor from across the world. Oh, for sure. Go perform and put on a great performance in hopes that they bring your ass back. Why would you want to rob the Japan company? Because another bag, a bigger bag came through.
It was local.
No, that's not supposed to came through.
I'll tell you why. What you got going on that weekend? No, dub that. No, you can't do that.
That's like when I was driving through Utah and they gave me a ticket talking about, ooh, you're going to have a warrant in Utah. Okay. I'll wait right there. Guess where I'll never be again. I mean, that's how Sweetie got to look at it, right? Like, oh, Japan, I'm taking your money.
You might want to go back to Japan.
I would think that.
I would think that. Like Wiz with his shit in Romania or whatever. Yeah, I get that one. I get that. Yeah, I get that, too. And I'm not showing up for that if I'm with him.
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Chapter 5: What are K. Michelle's views on infidelity and relationship boundaries?
No, no, no. Back to Kate Michelle. Back to Kate Michelle.
That's whack, though. No, it's not. No, this is fine. I can't never talk about that. That's misogyny. True. Again, I like me a fat one. I would prefer fat and short. Everybody shut the fuck up for a second. Excuse me. I would prefer fat and short over skinny and long any day. You know what?
Chapter 6: How do financial dynamics influence relationships?
Skinny and long dick is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. You know what I mean? It's going to make the air make them fart sounds. That's embarrassing. Awkward. I like me a fat short drum if I could pick. Cocktail sausage on a toothpick. But it's all dudes listening. Nobody's relating to this. But guess what? It was in my DM. I got that kielbasa in the microwave. Okay, so K. Michelle.
Somebody tell me about K. Michelle.
K. Michelle was on Club Shea Shea and she was asked about infidelity. Okay.
And here's what she said. Oh, nigga, I wasn't ready at all. Nigga, I sent that to you 40 minutes ago. I know, I've been trying to get Mona to shut the fuck up for 20 minutes. That's what you started with, nigga. I got time to produce. Put it on Mona. Dick reviews. It ain't work yet. You can't babysit and produce. Okay, I know. I'm coming, I'm coming.
You can add that to your OnlyFans list as the dick reviews. That's a big business over there. You remember I wrote the sneaker one here and I pretended like it was a fan? And I rated your dicks. It was me.
See, y'all keep asking her shit. Remember when that person wrote a... I got the clip on me.
Sexually?
Yeah.
That's not possible. That's not possible. It's been that many years. All type positions, legs up, choreography, all that. That's not possible. Girl, if you're going to tell me my husband was out with you and he was... He paid your light bill. then we're gonna, we probably have a problem. Hold on, you get what I'm saying? So if he pay a bill, that's what you gonna get? He pay a bill.
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights from the BET Awards discussion?
I think Drewski's going to do a phenomenal job. All time. He's going to show out up there. And Drewski is my prize picks fan, so I'm supporting him. I support him no matter what.
He's going to kill it.
Any other categories y'all want? Best male hip-hop artist?
A$AP Rocky, Baby Keem, Big X Da Plug, DaBaby, Don Toliver, Drake, J. Cole, Kendrick, T.I.
You naming too many people that's talented and had a good year. I'm asking y'all. Who gets the, you've had the trashiest year award? Trashiest year? Yeah, who tried to come up with a plan with their team and tried to release and tried to have a big year and just had the worst year you could possibly think of? 2025.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the impact of Jeff Bezos' comments?
Who had a bad 2025? Nigga, Drake. What are we talking about? You know somebody had a worse year than him? In 2025? He was just quiet in 2020. And he had the, he had no kid last year. I'm not gonna say that. I would say 2024. Yo, you niggas crazy.
That nigga just getting his bowels right. is y'all talking about?
His bow.
But I feel like the low moment was 2024. Yeah. That's when you guys asked me.
It carried over, but yeah. I know somebody that I think had a trash few years, but I can't say it.
Come on, Tyler, come on.
It's a lesser known act. Oh, that's all right. And she's a woman. Yeah, that's not me. So I can't do that. But I've been watching this young lady for a few years. And she had a boyfriend that she shouldn't have had and forgot her career. Then she went and got another boyfriend who went to jail for the dumbest shit in the world. And she was supporting him. And he looked stupid.
So by default, she looked stupid. Then she left him. Got another boyfriend to jail. She ain't rap no more. Do nothing. There's no music at all. And I'm like, yo, you had a rough few years. Huh? I'll tell you over here.
I'm trying to think who might have had a rough year. I think...
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