Episode 937 | "Put The Kids To Sleep"

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What are the key moments from the Knicks Game 4 recap?

How's everybody feeling? Great. Are you back? I'm back, bro. Big Freeze.

How do the hosts react to the Knicks' performance?

Welcome back, Freeze. Make some noise for Freeze being back, yo. No, y'all too out there. Make some noise. Yes. What the fuck they talking about? You bring Umbrella? Rihanna. Rihanna. Exactly. We've been nervous. Nah, I get it, man. That was me just trying to figure out what the fuck. I ain't know. I'm like... I felt, fam. I don't know how that shit happened. I'm like, well, maybe it was that. I don't know. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. All right, because it got worse. But you got to the rain before you got to, maybe it was outside. Maybe it was the 1240s. Doing what I wanted to do on my baby free weekend. Trap karaoke, Henny Palooza, everywhere. Everywhere. You was everywhere. No, I was outside. La Marina. I was outside.
Joe Budden 1:25
Cheetah.
But the reason why I didn't think that is because symptoms don't show up that fast. That fast.
Joe Budden 1:32
You got it right, motherfucker. Spend on what you get, yeah.
Sit next to the wrong person on the plane. I got sick Monday night. That's kind of quick to be that bad. Anyway. Did you figure out what it was? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Did you get the antibiotics? Did you get the cream? They gave you the cream? Little pus. Little pus. It'll go away. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, I ate some undercooked food, some undercooked chicken at a cookout. How'd you figure that out, like, three days later? Well, I had to go, because then I got the runs real bad. Oh, all right. You know what's funny about this? You asked. That was a fair question. You got to be careful what you ask. That's what you know. That's what you know, yeah. I'm always shocked that people can't, like, undercooked chicken, like, how do you miss that?
Yeah, it's hard. It's tough. Unless you're drunk. Yeah. And it was of skewers. It wasn't like an actual piece. The motherfucker ate it. Was it a black person that made the chicken? Yeah. Yo, that's the thing. It was a black dude who, he like, he's from the South. He like, he was, I mean, he was getting busy on the grill. I don't know if he just rushed those or something, but if somebody else was just like, yo. This shit tastes a little... Yeah. Sometimes the outside be cooked, but the inside... You look like you be fucking uncooked chicken. It don't matter. What's up? Nah, for real, look at Breeze. He ate some uncooked chicken. He said under. This nigga is stupid. While he tipsy. Chicken sushi. Fresh off the hookah.
Hungry after the club. I know. I know what it was, too. After Henny Palooza, you hit the street. Hungry. Seen my man out there. Hello, man. Yeah, you know you seen him out there. No. Joe is just being Joe. Oh, sorry. Oh. I still fall for that. they do too that's the bad part I be thinking it's true cause he's like why would you say that if it wasn't no no no I'm not mad at you they fall for that yeah Joe say some wild left hand shit that makes no sense to anybody with a brain and it becomes fact but you can see it yeah cause you are a great artist you can see what as long as you can see it But a great painter can make you see whatever they want you to see. Getting halal after the club is a very New York. Yeah.
It's a very common thing to do. Except he had just said I was at a barbecue. That's the problem. Who do you think they believe more, Freeza or me? You. You. Thank you. That's the problem. Thank you. Now, the funny part is who lied more, me or Joe? Joe. Me. Me. That's no debate. That's a fendi. Niggas believe the liar more. It'd be good lies, though. Entertaining lies. There we go. Entertaining lies. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Yeah, I'm glad you're healthy. Did you learn how to make chicken? Nigga, I didn't cook it. All right. You know how to make chicken?

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