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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: What are the key moments from the Knicks Game 4 recap?
How's everybody feeling? Great. Are you back? I'm back, bro. Big Freeze.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts react to the Knicks' performance?
Welcome back, Freeze. Make some noise for Freeze being back, yo. No, y'all too out there. Make some noise. Yes. What the fuck they talking about? You bring Umbrella? Rihanna. Rihanna. Exactly. We've been nervous. Nah, I get it, man. That was me just trying to figure out what the fuck. I ain't know. I'm like... I felt, fam. I don't know how that shit happened. I'm like, well, maybe it was that.
I don't know. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. All right, because it got worse. But you got to the rain before you got to, maybe it was outside. Maybe it was the 1240s. Doing what I wanted to do on my baby free weekend. Trap karaoke, Henny Palooza, everywhere. Everywhere. You was everywhere. No, I was outside. La Marina. I was outside.
Cheetah.
But the reason why I didn't think that is because symptoms don't show up that fast. That fast.
You got it right, motherfucker. Spend on what you get, yeah.
Sit next to the wrong person on the plane. I got sick Monday night. That's kind of quick to be that bad. Anyway. Did you figure out what it was? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Did you get the antibiotics? Did you get the cream? They gave you the cream? Little pus. Little pus. It'll go away. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, I ate some undercooked food, some undercooked chicken at a cookout.
How'd you figure that out, like, three days later? Well, I had to go, because then I got the runs real bad. Oh, all right. You know what's funny about this? You asked. That was a fair question. You got to be careful what you ask. That's what you know. That's what you know, yeah. I'm always shocked that people can't, like, undercooked chicken, like, how do you miss that? Yeah, it's hard.
It's tough. Unless you're drunk. Yeah. And it was of skewers. It wasn't like an actual piece. The motherfucker ate it. Was it a black person that made the chicken? Yeah. Yo, that's the thing. It was a black dude who, he like, he's from the South. He like, he was, I mean, he was getting busy on the grill. I don't know if he just rushed those or something, but if somebody else was just like, yo.
This shit tastes a little... Yeah. Sometimes the outside be cooked, but the inside... You look like you be fucking uncooked chicken. It don't matter. What's up? Nah, for real, look at Breeze. He ate some uncooked chicken. He said under. This nigga is stupid. While he tipsy. Chicken sushi. Fresh off the hookah. Hungry after the club. I know. I know what it was, too.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Rick Ross flying commercial?
Who the fuck did y'all think we were? I kept trying to tell y'all all that. Oh, the winner's coming out of the west. Out of the west of the finals. Suck a dick, nigga. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Stop playing with us, man. Young fucking punks. Thought we was about to get beat by some niggas that's wet behind the ears. Just experienced fucking puberty. The fuck are you talking about?
These niggas is 19. They just started playing a long season. Some of these niggas ain't got proper shape-ups. Don't know how to wash their balls and ass. The fuck you thought they was going to do against a nigga named OG? Make it make sense. Fox. Deadass. Carl Towns, 10-plus years. Brunson done won everywhere he been. What did you think was going to happen? Niggas tasted the fucking McHale.
What did you think? I just don't know what you thought was going to happen. I said on a few pods ago, know what old niggas understand better than young niggas, and that'll just forever be the case? Youth. There comes a point where it comes back to bite you. Like that shit sounds smooth, all that.
Hey, we don't know what we don't know and that's working to our advantage because we've never experienced it. Sure. Until you run into something in life where you either need experience or you need to go and talk to somebody who has something because this is beyond you now. It's greater than you now.
And that's what it looks like when the Knicks played them and I'll wrap this up because I don't want to nick these people to death out there. The Knicks are playing with a pain that precedes The Spurs, the current Spurs, because I don't think this is the same classy organization that it was. These, not at all. No, I think it is.
You would have never heard Malik Rose sound like this in the fucking show. Oh, now it's Malik Rose. No, I'm not saying any of them. Mario, Mario Eli, Sean Elliott, Avery Johnson, fucking Robert, pick a Spur. There would never be a time in the- It ain't. Okay, so it's pop.
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Chapter 5: How does breakup etiquette influence personal relationships?
That's the Spurs. The Spurs, as an organization, I keep telling you, they wouldn't have played the fucking cartoon music. They wouldn't have played that music. These are young. That's interesting. These are the young Spurs. They popping it. You made a good point. I still think it's a classy organization, but I think you're right. I think they're not keeping it.
They wouldn't have played that music.
They in a new era of whatever that looks like for them, and it looks very different from the pop of it. They still have yet to give their opponent respect. They so young, they ain't even read 48 Lords of Power. Know why the Knicks keep winning? They respect y'all. Yeah, they do. And they say it. They have a very healthy respect for who y'all are, how y'all got here.
And if they dismiss you, it certainly ain't going to be in front of these fucking microphones. That's right. Just a real smug attitude from you niggas. And y'all will go on to dominate at some time because y'all are good. Y'all on them rookie contracts. Two years. Oh, yeah. Listen. Yeah, they got their hands full out in the West with these young boys. I think they think that.
Once they get rid of Fox with all that money they owe him and build around the rest of the team, they're going to be fine. But as of right now, the Knicks are playing with a pain that comes way before you guys were born, before your parents fucked. Jalen's dad was there in 99. Look on the sidelines. It's not just the celebrity old-timer Knicks that's there, nigga. It's regular Knicks.
All the Knicks. Yeah, it's Knicks. And there is a pain. There's a look on each one of their faces because they understand. This is 53 years of some shit. You young boys are just hyping on a roll. That's cute. And two and eight. Go Knicks, man. Go Knicks.
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of celebrity interactions in public?
Knicks and five. Knicks and five. I ain't going to beat y'all down, man. And now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Prize picks. Nah, being up 3-1 on them bum-ass niggas. What the fuck is you talking about? These niggas that y'all told me was tough. Aliens and shit. Huh? Foxes, lions, tigers, and bears. Fuck these niggas. And I hope they have a good summer. Enjoy your Cancun.
Enjoy the monks. Get back to that. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got nothing. Yeah, nigga. Go Spurs.
I like when Joe yells.
The only Spur I like is flying. If it ain't that, fuck these niggas, man. Yeah, you hear me.
You hear me.
I'm too poor to get that reference. Flying Spur. Oh, got it. You know that call. I did. I really did. He trying to shed the champagne socialist shit. I didn't get it. You got one. Who makes a Flying Spur? I get it. Ah, we got it. I thought he was saying it was a plane, to be honest. I thought it was like a private jet or something. What is a Flying Spur? All right, Price Picks.
Listen, if you've been rolling with the Knicks, you've been making a couple of dollars. Or not. I was about to say. How? If you've been rolling with the Knicks, you made money this whole playoff. That's not true. Because the usual suspects for the Knicks are not coming through like that. You got too many people contributing. Okay, you talking about prize picks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about just if you have been rolling with the Knicks, whatever the spreads have been, if you just say, I like the Knicks, you up. No, you winning. You up. You up quite a bit. A flying spread is a Bentley? Yes. Fuck you. Mark, shut the fuck up. All right.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of breakup etiquette in relationships?
You said if she caught you, I mean, if you caught her cheating. Yeah. It's her birthday. You're not going to go. But that's going to be long dick Johnny's time. But if she got caught cheating with Long Dick Johnny, Long Dick Johnny ain't showing up to the party. Yes, he is. No, he not. Not if we still together.
If I catch you cheating, if you get caught cheating, you're not bringing the joint you got caught cheating with to the party. She's not coming to the party the next day. That's what I'm saying. I ain't saying you ain't going to fuck her again. I'm saying she ain't coming to the park. She ain't going to bring it to his party. So you think fresh off a breakup. You can't fool her.
You can't trip up my man. My man ain't close. So you think fresh off a breakup, and let's just say your woman loves you.
Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape views on cheating?
She love you down. She really hurt. But she got to go out here. She got to put face. Got to go celebrate her birthday. If she really fuck with you, you think fresh off a cheat, she going to go out there and just fuck next big dick Johnny that night? She got caught cheating with Johnny. No, I'm not. No, I'm saying you. Let's say you did the cheating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what we're talking about. Yes, my answer is yes. Okay. If I got caught cheating, or if I got caught cheating, I'm coming here with 7,000. Yeah, she's looking for Johnny. I'm coming here with 7,000 roses. It could be medium dick Johnny. She might want a get back. So you're going to be at the party early.
This is where women are tricky, and I'm about to say something that's going to sound so toxic. so horrible, but I believe it. Women are tricky because in a vulnerable state, they'll Johnny might have fucked before she walked in the door. In a vulnerable state, your woman would be susceptible to things that she normally is not. And that's your doing, right?
Therapists always said, if you want a happy woman, then that's totally up to you. You are responsible for that happiness. If you want to act a certain way, behave a certain way, then you make your lady happy. In a different state, at her birthday party, while you was on bullshit, no, there might not be a nigga there that she's fucking.
She's a respectable lady, and she is not going to fuck this night. Right. However. A nigga could plant a seed. But that means, you know what that also means? And that's when I'm going to be right. And that's why I'm in there. But that means your lady at some point.
was either continuously entertaining the idea of that person, because typically in that situation, if your lady's that hurt, before she go ahead and just entertain another nigga, she gonna go home either crying or crying to her homegirls, or she don't need that B. In the ideal world. Those two extremes. It's one or the other.
So if you are dealing with a type of chick that would be susceptible to that, and that one night, it's most likely that she been having that thought. Even those girls get to the limit where they throw on that Mary, not gonna cry. Once they stop crying, yeah. No, that marriage. It's a family affair. All I really want is to be happy. That nigga in there with that suit tight as can be.
That nigga can't breathe. Yeah, then that macho shit, that macho shit don't work the same when they super done, and that's how you know they super done, because you like, hey, where the fuck you going? Whatever the fuck I want, nigga. Oh, shit. She's serious. No, no, no. She done. They don't scream back. Word. Screaming back means, listen, I'm not doing this right now. Ooh, that gave me chills.
Ooh. I'm not doing this with you. That's it. That's when you got to extend your fucking membership on the stalking app. Yeah. That's when you got to vote. Yo, give me six more months of the tracking app. I'm going to need this. Hey, send me a new one. Got to recharge. Yo, it's an app for tracking people? Yeah. I heard. Y'all stalk somebody. Followed. I haven't stalked, but I have followed.
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