Ep. 1891 - The Real Reason Trump Plans to Conquer Greenland
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What are Trump's plans regarding Greenland?
President Trump met yesterday with the Danish Prime Minister at the White House over Trump's plans to annex Greenland. Meanwhile, the chaos and scandals in Minnesota go from bad to worse as illegal aliens and their supporters attack federal agents, federal agents shooting one of them in the leg. We'll get into all the specifics. But I think I've finally figured out President Trump's obsession with acquiring Greenland. Everyone thinks it's about national security or Arctic shipping lanes or minerals and deterring China and Russia. But it occurred to me yesterday, this morning, actually. The biggest flashpoint of domestic conflict right now is occurring.
How is the situation in Minnesota escalating?
Why? Because foreign criminals invaded and conquered our quasi-Arctic state, formerly populated by amiable Scandinavians. So... Once we get the big island to the northeast, we can either round up all the immigrants and send them there, or we can just rename Greenland New Minnesota, start over again, and we're back to where we were 20 years ago, making America great again. I'm Michael Knowles. This is The Michael Knowles Show.
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What are the underlying reasons for Trump's obsession with Greenland?
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And now everything's terrible. And so what we're going to do is we're going to say, you know what?
How are immigration issues impacting local communities?
Whatever. It's over. Cut our losses. The Somalis and the Venezuelans and the black bloc terrorists can have the Antifa. They can have Minnesota. But we're just going to start over. We got new Scandinavians and we're going to keep them nice. They got to stay nice there. And I think they will. I think we'll be very nice to them. But before we get to new Minnesota. I want to talk about old Minnesota where things are going from bad to worse. Rioters now are breaking into federal vehicles and stealing weapons. Do we have the video? This is care of Nick Sorter. So here you see the libs have been trying to tell us that, you know, it's just nice caring suburban moms who were trying to stop the terrible ice. This isn't suburban moms.
These are masked up black block agents, you know, wearing Antifa style masks, in some cases face tattooed gangsters. One of the face tattooed looks like Hispanic gangsters actually stole a rifle out of a federal vehicle that he broke into. This is, it was always dangerous when people were downplaying the risks. Now it's real dangerous. And so what the feds have to do here is make an example and there's no alternative.
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Chapters
6 chapters
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What are Trump's plans regarding Greenland?
0:00–0:44
2
How is the situation in Minnesota escalating?
0:44–1:56
3
What are the underlying reasons for Trump's obsession with Greenland?
1:56–3:24
4
How are immigration issues impacting local communities?
3:24–14:19
5
What happened during the recent riots in Minnesota?
14:19–25:54
6
How does the government respond to the violence against ICE agents?
25:54–47:37
Speakers
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