CODE πŸ‰ - Colesy, Culley, Beaver, Simon Parker, Brad Weber, Shieldsy, Guzzler and Cam Roigard

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Previously titled β€œCODE πŸ‰ - Colesy, Culley, Beaver and Simon Parker” β€” renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026

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Who are the featured guests in this episode?

This is a podcast from Rover. Dirty Dane, I'm imagining
Simon Parker 0:29
I've been copying it from Rog since 2008. And as soon as I've seen him in face, he gave me a big hug.
Christian Cullen 0:36
That's the kind of guy I am.
Simon Parker 0:39
Former Hurricanes All Black hooker, Dirty Dane. Only met the guy once. Rog's a dog. He is a dog.
Dane Coles 0:52
Does anyone else call you Dirty Dane?

What memories does Dane Coles share about the 2016 Super Rugby final?

Dane Coles 0:54
Or is it just Rog? Is he the only one that labels you that?
Simon Parker 0:57
Nah, I think actually Guz's daughter's called me Dirty Dane.
Bruno Satin 1:02
Brodie Retallick's daughter's called you Dirty Dane.
Simon Parker 1:05
Yeah, well, I mean, you were quite a dirty player, so... Shut up, Rog. Play it on the edge, Rog.
Dane Coles 1:13
Yeah, shut up, mate. Hey, before we get to all things Hurricanes and Chiefs, yesterday UFC had their fight at the White House. I'm interested, would you like to lead one-minute scraps outside Parliament in Wellington? It could be one minute scraps on Saturday night if it goes pear shaped.

How do the Hurricanes and Chiefs compare in their playing styles?

Dane Coles 1:36
My idea is one minute scraps where it's just former super rugby players and one minute scraps on Parliament steps. I've put you forward for it to Dan Hooker.
Simon Parker 1:46
Yeah, I'll be the headliner. Now, Dane, you were, you know, last time Hurricanes won 2016 Super Rugby title. You were the captain. Can you, I mean, obviously you can remember it, but apparently you played through the playoffs with a rib cartilage injury as well. So how was that in the playoff games? You know, you made the final. Memories of that 10 years ago? Yeah, no, it was good, Rod.

What insights does Christian Cullen provide about the upcoming final?

Simon Parker 2:11
Yeah, took a bit of a rib injury against the Sharks, I think. But yeah, got a couple of, some needles in my ribs, which numbed the pain and got me through. But yeah, I think there's a lot of correlations to this 16 team, which seemed like a really connected bunch, playing some good footy. So hopefully I can repeat... 16 this week and then get the job done. So yeah, I'll be there cheering the boys on.
Nice one, Dane. It's Mel's here. Great to have you on the show.

How do the Chiefs plan to counter the Hurricanes' gameplay?

It was a great run in 2016. It's one of the great playoff runs. Didn't concede a try in three knockout games after going to Christchurch and winning the New Zealand Conference against the Satyrs. The defence was awesome. The defence this time, is it going to be the difference? Even though we score a lot of points, the Hurricanes, it's going to take a lot to stop the Chiefs.
Simon Parker 2:56
I think isn't it their fourth final in a row? Yeah. They're going to win one one day, but hopefully not this week. Yeah, I think Mo's defence will be massive, though.

What role does defense play in the Super Rugby final?

Simon Parker 3:06
But the best thing about the Canes is that they're attacked.
Bruno Satin 3:09
Yeah.
Simon Parker 3:09
They've got the ball pretty much the whole game and scoring points, so yeah. It's going to take a big effort from both teams, but I reckon the Canes, just the way they've been playing all year, it's been real special to watch. I don't watch too many other games because they're all boring, so... But the Canes are just playing a pretty unique brand of footy. It's been awesome to watch.
Yeah, nice. It's Mel here. Now, what else has been going on?

What are the predictions for the Super Rugby final outcome?

It's been such a while since we had you on the show. I did see that you're a bit of an Instagram guy now, doing some influencing with Brad Shields.
Simon Parker 3:39
You're an ambassador now, are you? Yeah, I've got a couple of deals. Didn't get too much when I was playing. But yeah, jumped on a bit of a care ad. Yeah, no, it's been good. Quiet life.
Dane Coles 3:53
Mate, yeah, mate.
Simon Parker 3:54
Yeah, it's been good.

How do former players feel about their team's chances in the final?

Simon Parker 3:55
Loving it.
Dane Coles 3:56
Dane Collins, your acting chops are top notch, mate. You taking any classes or are they all natural? That's natural, eh?
Simon Parker 4:04
I've been getting so much shit for those ads, man. I'll tell you what. I got a text from Ian Foster in the weekend even bagging me about it. So that's how bad it is. No, you're great. Dane, you said you're going to be at the game, obviously. Are you sort of involved with the team? Are you sort of there G-ing them up beforehand? Pre-match hucker. What are you doing?
Bruno Satin 4:23
Pre-match hucker.
Simon Parker 4:24
No, no, they don't need me in there, Rog. Mate, I'm an old battler now. No, I take the kids in. The kids love watching the game, so I just go to the stands and get a beer, abuse the rest.
Fantastic. Excuse me, players. Are you hanging over the side of the tunnel as the rest walk in at halftime?

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