The Morning Rumble
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Dinner Thieving Rog and the Return of the VR Headset
20 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Here we go, April 21.
We're going to miss it, Mels, aren't we?
We are.
Christmas. We are. We're going to miss it. It's Saturday. It is Saturday, Rog. We're going to miss it. We don't get all of them. What will that be? Is it? Eight. We'll be eight months until Christmas.
It will be, Rog. I think you've overtaken me in excitement.
No, I just was looking at April 21 and I went, oh, we're days away, aren't we, from April 25, which is Anzac Day, of course.
We'll make it for May.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on Christmas celebrations?
We will. Yeah, we definitely will. Yeah, we won't miss it. G'day, Creech. Excited about Chrissy? Couldn't care less. No, you know, yeah. You, there's always, I'm... Bryce and Mel hate the Christmas chat. Yeah. I don't mind it at all.
I love it. Mel loves it.
I love counting down. Gets the tree up early. Yeah. You're not really a Christmas guy, I doubt, Creech.
I enjoy the food. We don't do presents in our family, which I stand by. Yeah, fair enough. Because, you know, it's just, why commercialise this holiday that's all about love? You know what I'm saying? I think it's Valentine's Day. Well, isn't it Jesus Christ's birthday?
Yeah.
Birthdays are about love, are they not? I suppose so. Anyway, so we just come together. We have a jolly good time and eat a lot of food, which is nice. So I do enjoy that. I enjoy the wholesome vibes of Christmas and eating the food. Last Christmas, I actually watched porn with my cousins and my dad on a virtual reality headset. which was a bit of a shake-up, but I enjoyed.
Yeah, I don't think we really made enough of that, Rog, that creature VR headset.
Sounds like your family really does come together.
I'm with you on that.
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Chapter 3: What unusual experience did Creech have with a VR headset?
Yeah. When you just piss up at someone's house. Well, you do. Yeah. But then you want to go to town. Do you want to go to town? Well, usually someone suggests that no one else has a better idea.
How much is an Uber into Christchurch from Ashburton?
You can't Uber from Ashburton to Christchurch.
You can't. How long's the drive?
An hour? Oh, okay. Easy. Oh, okay. Easy. You can't get Ubers in Ashburton. You get them in Christchurch.
Oh, you can Uber from Christchurch to Ashburton, which absolutely no one is doing.
I think Ashburton just got deliver easy. Oh, yeah. They're starting to move up on the world around. What is it?
McDonald's, KFC, Subway, and the local St.
Pierre's? I think there's a kebab spot. Yeah. Yeah, that's just opened up. You got a McDonald's there? Yeah, we got a Macca's. We got the first ever drive-through KFC in New Zealand. Wow. Did you really? Yeah. I love fucks. There's a very strong sentiment online that you'll find of people rating the Ashburton KFC as the best in the country. Oh, this is amazing. Of course they do.
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Chapter 4: How did the hosts react to the state of a local nightclub?
Malcolm would drive to KFC, which wasn't in North Dunedin, which is in South Dunedin.
No.
I think Andy Bay, maybe, off the top of my head. And he would go and get your KFC.
Well, he wouldn't go through the drive-through because there wasn't one in Dunedin at the time. It was only in Ashburton.
Yeah. That's right. And he would go and get your KFC and deliver it. No.
Yeah, that is the precursor.
Landline delivery. His wife would answer, and I think he had a walkie-talkie.
Malcolm. Malcolm. This is amazing. Hello, Malcolms. You need to get to Castle Street. Yeah. Malsey wants his bucket. Lee Street North. That's amazing.
424 Lee Street North.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about food delivery companies?
This has never happened before, and I've been doing it a long, long time. Five people arrived late. No. After the game. Never happens. The lounge opens at 5, 5.30. No way. Everyone's there by 6. These people walked in the door at about 10 past 7. Oh, no. Guess what table they were at. 7.
7.
And they came over. Did you pelican them? And I'm eating their dinner. And they're like, who's supposed to be here? We're supposed to be here. Where's our meals? And I'm like, and I just played dumb. I just played dumb. Excuse me, the guy from The Rock is eating my braised beef. Who are you guys? What are you doing here? I was like, I'll just go and see one of the waitresses. She'll help you out.
And I'm just quickly hoofing this dinner down. Yeah, good. Their dinner. And just scarf it outside. Good man. Yeah.
Eden Park needs to sort their shit out. And I'm allowed to say that because they tried to kick me out twice for dancing in the party zone.
I'm going to physio.
Fair enough, Muggs. Here's the podcast. No, no, no. Honestly, guys, I didn't have enough time. The break blew out a bit yesterday. But my gosh.
afterwards i was i was annoyed because i was like what what a damper on my evening that you know you open a party zone you get a guy shaking his hips a bit and they want to ask him questions and they're telling him that he's too excited are you fucking serious if i was spilling drinks or falling over on top of people or throwing shit that would have kept you in if i was in the way yeah i'd get it kick me the fuck out but i'm just boogieing alternative take on this fuck off
So you didn't get kicked out. No. They let you back in. Yeah. So clearly they were fine with it. And then they even gave you some blues merch?
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about food delivery mishaps?
I'm going to Maltis for you.
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