OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Dinner Thieving Rog and the Return of the VR Headset
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Here we go, April 21.
We're going to miss it, Mels, aren't we?
We are.
Christmas. We are. We're going to miss it. It's Saturday. It is Saturday, Rog. We're going to miss it. We don't get all of them. What will that be? Is it? Eight. We'll be eight months until Christmas.
It will be, Rog. I think you've overtaken me in excitement.
No, I just was looking at April 21 and I went, oh, we're days away, aren't we, from April 25, which is Anzac Day, of course.
We'll make it for May.
What are the hosts' thoughts on Christmas celebrations?
We will. Yeah, we definitely will. Yeah, we won't miss it. G'day, Creech. Excited about Chrissy? Couldn't care less. No, you know, yeah. You, there's always, I'm... Bryce and Mel hate the Christmas chat. Yeah. I don't mind it at all.
I love it. Mel loves it.
I love counting down. Gets the tree up early. Yeah. You're not really a Christmas guy, I doubt, Creech.
I enjoy the food. We don't do presents in our family, which I stand by. Yeah, fair enough. Because, you know, it's just, why commercialise this holiday that's all about love? You know what I'm saying? I think it's Valentine's Day. Well, isn't it Jesus Christ's birthday?
Yeah.
Birthdays are about love, are they not? I suppose so. Anyway, so we just come together. We have a jolly good time and eat a lot of food, which is nice. So I do enjoy that. I enjoy the wholesome vibes of Christmas and eating the food. Last Christmas, I actually watched porn with my cousins and my dad on a virtual reality headset. which was a bit of a shake-up, but I enjoyed.
Yeah, I don't think we really made enough of that, Rog, that creature VR headset.
Sounds like your family really does come together.
I'm with you on that.
So you really did eat me some sacks.
I think when you brought this, it was early. Was it early?
The VR headset wasn't the only thing coming in a box.
Was I still here then when you brought that up?
I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was post-Christmas. So pre-Christmas, I talked about how I'd used it to watch pornography.
Yeah, yeah.
Post-Christmas, I talked about how I'd used it to watch pornography with my family. That's right. On Christmas night. That's right. Once the young'uns all went to bed, we sat around the outdoor table and passed it round. Like, passed the parcel.
That's what you do, Malsy, when you put the kids to bed, eh? Yeah. I mean...
Oh, Rog, I can't possibly comment.
Mitch, your Christmas, you were saying.
What a fucking boring Christmas. Just arguing about rugby.
I only argue with you about rugby, Miles. No, you don't.
You argue with everyone about rugby. Talk us through that nightclub you go to every Christmas.
Oh, the print room? The print room's sick. $5 to get in. No, it is not. Why do you charge?
How can they charge an entrance fee?
Because if they didn't charge an entrance fee, they wouldn't make any money. It is the quietest nightclub. You couldn't even really call it a nightclub.
It looks like an empty school hall.
It's an empty warehouse. It actually used to be where they printed the Ash Burdick Guardian before they took all the printers out and then they turned it into a nightclub. Oh my god. Ash Burton. Yeah. Nothing good happens.
There's no way there's a $5 cover charge year round.
It must be on big weekends they put it on. No. When there's a bit of demand to get in the door. Are you serious? Dead serious. Ash Burton.
What unusual experience did Creech have with a VR headset?
Yeah. When you just piss up at someone's house. Well, you do. Yeah. But then you want to go to town. Do you want to go to town? Well, usually someone suggests that no one else has a better idea.
How much is an Uber into Christchurch from Ashburton?
You can't Uber from Ashburton to Christchurch.
You can't. How long's the drive?
An hour? Oh, okay. Easy. Oh, okay. Easy. You can't get Ubers in Ashburton. You get them in Christchurch.
Oh, you can Uber from Christchurch to Ashburton, which absolutely no one is doing.
I think Ashburton just got deliver easy. Oh, yeah. They're starting to move up on the world around. What is it?
McDonald's, KFC, Subway, and the local St.
Pierre's? I think there's a kebab spot. Yeah. Yeah, that's just opened up. You got a McDonald's there?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:45
2
What are the hosts' thoughts on Christmas celebrations?
0:45–3:58
3
What unusual experience did Creech have with a VR headset?
3:58–6:50
4
How did the hosts react to the state of a local nightclub?
6:50–9:29
5
How do the hosts feel about food delivery companies?
9:29–12:01
6
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about food delivery mishaps?
12:01–12:17