OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Emergency Rumble Podcast!! ππ
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
What a season this is proving to be for the Canes. It's really good. You're going to lose in the quarterfinals.
It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Max Podcast.
I think it's our first ever... Emergency. ...Morning Rumble emergency podcast.
Emergency podcast, Rog.
Something's happened.
What is the emergency announcement regarding the Crusaders horses?
And the broadcaster that you are, mate, after being away sick, you say, great to have you back, by the way. No worries, no worries. But you have an ability to turn up when you need it, like Batman. The light has been shone and launch has showed on a really important day for an emergency podcast. There are smiles all around the studio. There's none. Except one man who needs one song.
The reason for the emergency podcast. We're straight on here. Emergency podcast. This will be up real soon.
Should we play some of what the guy was saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's do that. I've got it here actually, Bryce. Oh, you've got it? Okay. Here's an announcement from Crusaders CEO.
Colin Mansbridge. Have a listen.
I wanted to talk to you today about a really difficult decision we've had to make as we move into one New Zealand stadium. We've had to confirm, unfortunately, that we won't be able to take the horses into the new venue. The new stadium is designed to bring fans closer to the action than ever before. It's an incredible venue, but it's very different to where we've played before. And there simply isn't the space to safely accommodate the horses without compromising the field of play and risking the safety of everyone involved. The horses are gone.
The horses are gone.
The horses are gone. They built a stadium and forgot about the horses.
Can I say, if this was 14 days ago, if this was April Fool's gag, brilliant. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
And I tell you what, I tell you what, they knew about this weeks ago. They knew that this was going to be an issue and they knew they've known for a long time.
Now, to be fair, I mean, there'd be those that would have known years ago, wouldn't they?
I told you last week, Mitch, that they ain't going to be able to fit the horses in and you said you'd riot. Ha! And it was confirmed to me on the weekend, and today's announcement has really rammed home how little they care about your legacy. How do you feel, Mitch?
Genuinely heartbroken. It's an appalling decision.
How do the hosts react to the Crusaders' decision?
Appalling. There is no... rugby club that comes close to the legacy of the crusaders no doubt and just piece by piece year by year they're trying to tear it apart we don't have the old logo we're not allowed oh when i was home in ashburton just this weekend i found an old foam sword from a crusaders game back in 2010. wow ami stadium that's cool i would have held that up waved it around as the horses ran around the park celebrating the genocide of the crusades
this new stadium too much this new stadium was going to be the one that brought you guys all back together you had the roof play some even more razzle dazzle more champagne maybe add to the already incredible amount of trophies and legacy that you have fuck the new stadium go back I would stay at Orange Theory Apollo whatever the fuck it was called go back there and have those horses run around there
How incompetent can you be?
Pretty incompetent by the looks. And also, the new stadium, not this weekend, next weekend, opens. There's the Super Round there. There's not going to be the horses. The first game is the Crusaders, isn't it? And what a way to shit all over the new stadium.
Well, can they? You know how it's a new thing?
What details were shared by the Crusaders CEO in the announcement?
The people that ride those ones, what are they called? The hobby horses. Why don't we get hobby horses? Yes. And former players like Ryan Crotty and the Franks brothers. I know you're trying to be funny.
We're trying to help. It's just not the time for it.
What about small people on small horses? Like Rog on a Shetland pony.
That is quite funny, but it's just not the time.
Now you guys have, Bryce and Miles, we've got one to the story. And you, if you go to the Crusaders page now as we speak, this is the Crusaders Instagram page, there is the announcement that was displayed from the CEO.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00β0:27
2
What is the emergency announcement regarding the Crusaders horses?
0:27β2:24
3
How do the hosts react to the Crusaders' decision?
2:24β3:39
4
What details were shared by the Crusaders CEO in the announcement?
3:39β6:57
5
How does Mitch feel about the loss of the horses?
6:57β10:38
6
What humorous suggestions do the hosts make regarding the new stadium?
10:38β16:19
7
How do the hosts plan to address the backlash from fans?
16:19β19:13