Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
What a season this is proving to be for the Canes. It's really good. You're going to lose in the quarterfinals.
It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Max Podcast.
I think it's our first ever... Emergency. ...Morning Rumble emergency podcast.
Emergency podcast, Rog.
Something's happened.
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Chapter 2: What is the emergency announcement regarding the Crusaders horses?
And the broadcaster that you are, mate, after being away sick, you say, great to have you back, by the way. No worries, no worries. But you have an ability to turn up when you need it, like Batman. The light has been shone and launch has showed on a really important day for an emergency podcast. There are smiles all around the studio. There's none. Except one man who needs one song.
The reason for the emergency podcast. We're straight on here. Emergency podcast. This will be up real soon.
Should we play some of what the guy was saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's do that. I've got it here actually, Bryce. Oh, you've got it? Okay. Here's an announcement from Crusaders CEO.
Colin Mansbridge. Have a listen.
I wanted to talk to you today about a really difficult decision we've had to make as we move into one New Zealand stadium. We've had to confirm, unfortunately, that we won't be able to take the horses into the new venue. The new stadium is designed to bring fans closer to the action than ever before. It's an incredible venue, but it's very different to where we've played before.
And there simply isn't the space to safely accommodate the horses without compromising the field of play and risking the safety of everyone involved. The horses are gone.
The horses are gone.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts react to the Crusaders' decision?
Appalling. There is no...
rugby club that comes close to the legacy of the crusaders no doubt and just piece by piece year by year they're trying to tear it apart we don't have the old logo we're not allowed oh when i was home in ashburton just this weekend i found an old foam sword from a crusaders game back in 2010. wow ami stadium that's cool i would have held that up waved it around as the horses ran around the park celebrating the genocide of the crusades
this new stadium too much this new stadium was going to be the one that brought you guys all back together you had the roof play some even more razzle dazzle more champagne maybe add to the already incredible amount of trophies and legacy that you have fuck the new stadium go back I would stay at Orange Theory Apollo whatever the fuck it was called go back there and have those horses run around there
How incompetent can you be?
Pretty incompetent by the looks. And also, the new stadium, not this weekend, next weekend, opens. There's the Super Round there. There's not going to be the horses. The first game is the Crusaders, isn't it? And what a way to shit all over the new stadium.
Well, can they? You know how it's a new thing?
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Chapter 4: What details were shared by the Crusaders CEO in the announcement?
The people that ride those ones, what are they called? The hobby horses. Why don't we get hobby horses? Yes. And former players like Ryan Crotty and the Franks brothers. I know you're trying to be funny.
We're trying to help. It's just not the time for it.
What about small people on small horses? Like Rog on a Shetland pony.
That is quite funny, but it's just not the time.
Now you guys have, Bryce and Miles, we've got one to the story. And you, if you go to the Crusaders page now as we speak, this is the Crusaders Instagram page, there is the announcement that was displayed from the CEO. And the first 10 comments are just you and Miles just... absolutely piling in.
What have you got there? Some would say we're trolling. Sick gifs.
I found a gif of a horse crying in bed reading its phone with nothing to do. Because that's the Crusaders horse right now. I also said, I guess you could say it was a yay or nay. It was a nay. That was fucking, that was elite from me.
That's so good. What have you done? Oh, look, I've just put in a couple of, I've put in a sad horse as like a little gif response. What else have I said? I just went, as a comment. That's really trolled some guys. One guy just absolutely told me that I was a loser. The Crusaders account, social account, has given me the single thumbs down emoji. Which is a sick burn.
My brother-in-law runs the Crusaders social media. I wonder if that was him. It probably was.
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Chapter 5: How does Mitch feel about the loss of the horses?
I want to kick Joe and Dunk off their show and be on air today.
How into it I am. It just hits stuff as we speak.
Oh, stuff's not on Facebook?
Why did they take that off?
Was it because of comments? No, I think it's because of Meta and their digital news gathering. Anyway, there is going to be a massive amount of hurt Crusaders fans. And can I say, the 10 other teams just don't give a fuck. They don't have anything like the Crusaders horses.
There's nothing.
Nothing comes close. And the Crusaders horses and an outdated piece of pre-game shittery.
Miles, already on Stuff, there's so many comments already on Stuff. Are there?
In the Stuff comments? Oh, they're angry. Thank you, Stuff, for opening those up. Harold will get there.
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Chapter 6: What humorous suggestions do the hosts make regarding the new stadium?
Oh, great call, Bailey. The horses were my favourite part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, that goes to show really why you're there. You're there to watch fucking rugby. You're there to watch horses run around in circles. You're there for the whole match day experience, Creech.
To be honest, mate.
Go white, go brown. You said it, Milesy.
I'm just reading a sad, sad comment. That has got to be one of the comments tomorrow.
It was a bit cruel on the animals anyway.
I thought so too, actually. Have them stand out front, Matty's thinking. Matty's got his thinking hat on. What's he thinking? Have them stand out front.
That's it. We'll just have them out the front of what? The stadium?
Yeah. Season's done.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts plan to address the backlash from fans?
So we literally were just trying to get your feedback on it. No, it's nothing ill-intented.
Yeah, no, I appreciate that. And sorry, it's not great timing.
Mitch here is very passionate. Mitch is our Crusaders fan.
He's our big Crusaders fan, so he was wanting to... Don't try too many puns on him. It might be too soon. We did, and it was.
Is there any chance we can just give up on the new stadium and stay at the old one?
Oh, look, I find it the funniest thing. Apollo Project Stadium was the worst stadium in the world for 14 years. Suddenly our last game came there and it was the best thing that's ever happened since sliced bread.
That is life, eh?
Now I think not many people would want to go back there. You know, it has its quirks. Not just the horses, the coaches doing their walkout, they won't do that anymore. The history. The fans won't get to see them walk through the stands.
I do have one suggestion, because I don't want to put you in a place where you don't want to be, and I know you want to go, you didn't want to talk about it, but one suggestion we did have was small people on small horses, and we were going to put Rog Ford on a Shetland. Just to consider, just to chew over.
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