OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "It Doesn't End Well For Most Guys That Own Islands"
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What is the main topic of the podcast episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Macs Podcast.
Yes, Friday 29th of May. Morning Rumble is heading into a long weekend. King's birthday weekend. G'day, Bryce and Miles. G'day, mate. Hello, everybody. Producer Creech, whose last name is King, actually. It's your own weekend, Creech.
It is indeed. And we should all treat ourselves like the kings we are this weekend. Well, you are. You will be. You are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going bush. Yeah, boy.
Going to the mighty Cotter Mandel.
That's exactly right. God, I love the Coromandel. So do I. So many great beaches and bushes and great cute little towns with good eateries and bars and things like that.
Great people.
Yeah, exactly. You're going off the grid, are you? Off grid, mate. What are you doing? Don't even bother trying to get in contact with me. Are you camping? No, we're going to a tiny home. It's on Airbnb. Oh, I know those little tiny homes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're rad. Yeah, it's called Whenuakita, the place.
What weekend plans are discussed among the hosts?
I think it's close to Hahe or Hotwater Beach or something. I don't know. Love it. I don't know. All I know is it's going to be three nights of family fuck-ups. Yeah.
Poor decisions by family members. Have you ever done that as a topper?
No, we should.
We had a batch in Hahei.
Bad family decisions.
Oh, my God, that's a great one. We had a batch in Hahei. Yeah.
Who did?
My dad. No. Oh, you owned it? Yeah, they bought in. Oh, I see. And then they just quickly, within a year or two, flicked it.
No.
Sold it.
No.
And I was like, and I know exactly where it is. And every time I'm in a hahe, because Sharon's family has a place there.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes we get invited there. And I drive past every time. I'm like, what the fuck is that? It should have been ours.
Not to one-up the story, but Emma, my wife, her dad. Yeah, I do. Because I feel like that's an all right story, but I've got a better one.
I didn't actually finish.
What humorous family stories are shared?
Yeah, no, but it sounded like you had because it wasn't going anywhere.
Yeah.
My father-in-law part-owned an island in the Bay of Islands and sold it. He had an island? Yep. Privately owned an island in the Bay of Islands. Him and a couple of other guys. Didn't end well.
What do you mean didn't end well? Not many guys who own islands, it does end well for them.
Wasn't that kind of island there, Mitchie? Having a couple of other guys.
Yeah. Wow, before you met Emma or Joe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, before.
He owned an island.
Didn't end well. I can't really go into why it didn't end well.
Well, my dad owned a planet.
Did he? Yeah. But, man, family decisions, they make bad. I could have had a bet, too.
No, I don't. The overs, you know, if we were to be betting men, the overs on people that would text in and say – My parents made a fuck up with me. I mean, that'd be paying $1.01. Yeah, a million.
The TAB would actually take the money straight away. Well, you have a cracking weekend there, mate.
Thank you so much. Yeah, it's just going to be chess, reading. Sorry? Canoodling. Yeah, I love chess. King me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually used to play chess when I was teaching English in Portugal. That was my job. I did online English teaching. And sometimes the people were real boring. I just played chess on this other tab. And there was one time this chick was telling me all about how she got dumped. And I just was so honed into my chess game. I was just like... Oh, how good. And I was like, that's so nice. Shit, mate. Sorry, anyway.
What did you have for a screech?
What experiences do the hosts share about owning property?
You're one of the most brutal wrap-ups.
And you know what? Fair enough, I deserve that. But I saw this video the other day, and it was talking about the NBA teams. And it was, imagine if... all of their mascots got into a war. Or, you know, like the symbols, what they're named after got into a war. Like, who would win? I think this is a great thing to discuss.
No, you're talking their mascots or their team names.
Oh, sorry, more their team names, rather than their mascots.
Because, you know, you never... You know, the Raptors have a Raptor.
Yeah.
How are you going to beat a Raptor?
Well, I don't want to say what I think would win.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of the podcast episode?
0:00–1:06
2
What weekend plans are discussed among the hosts?
1:06–2:03
3
What humorous family stories are shared?
2:03–3:48
4
What experiences do the hosts share about owning property?
3:48–4:35
5
How did owning an island turn out for one of the guests?
4:35–7:35
6
What hypothetical battles are imagined between sports teams?
7:35–7:48