OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Moving Muff
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What are the initial thoughts on Subway and its freshness?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Yes, it is the 11th of May, Monday today. Well, we're all on. We're all on the podcast. Rarity. Rarity. Bryce, Mel, Creech, and Mitch.
Woo! Two strikes for you today, Creech. Yeah. You're here on the podcast. First of all, you're talking about eating your muscles.
Oh, man. And I swear I wasn't instigating that because you had told me that you'd eaten beef tartare or something.
Yeah, I know. That's what it looks like. When I'm done with it. Three strikes. Three strikes. You're out. You're a bad boy. No, I've been on a podcast.
There you get the crock.
So crock. That's so naughty. I actually forgot about the beef tartare. And then I was trying to think and then all I could think about, just like every moment of every day was her.
But I think you did. I hate to bring this up, but I think because you had an awful day.
Yeah.
Well, it was mainly your fault because you drank until six in the morning or something. Yeah. And then went to sleep and then woke up at nine and you had to shift. She shifted. You had to shift her. Yeah. But didn't you say you had sex when you woke up? Yes, of course.
You'd had a few bonking sessions.
It was calling up moving muff earlier. Oh, no.
Oh dear. But yeah, of course. I love waking up and getting straight into the, as Rog words it, throes of passion.
Go wheeze and brush your teeth first.
How do the hosts discuss personal experiences with late-night activities?
I hate this.
Sometimes we don't brush our teeth. Because when you've been drinking you need to go wheeze first.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes.
I just feel like any hygiene question when it comes to that is like, you're just in the throes of passion.
Yeah, yeah. You're like, you're just going hundies.
Are you full of passion and stuff?
Yeah, yeah. We've both got morning breath.
Yeah. I hate that.
I cannot. But we're in this together, you know?
Nah.
It's not like one of us is minty fresh and the other one's... God, no. Musky.
Nah.
But yeah, there is a window of like 30 seconds where you could go wheeze and rinse your mouth out.
And just give a wee brush.
Well, when you've got a throbber, you want to put it to good use.
And it was throbbing after, like, you'd had a hell of a night. And it was still, you'd woken up.
And the only reason Roger asked is because he misses that. You don't want a throbber on the schoolyard.
I had heaps of troubles in the schoolyard.
Oh, back in your school days. Yeah. But you were so crook.
I know.
I'm partially disgusted, partially amazed. Oh, I just couldn't. Because you were so crook, you were throwing up. That's how sort of drunken alcohol poisoning.
I think it was the motion sickness of the car, but not the motion sickness of the motion of the ocean.
I love how Mitch is just in there. Poor Mitch. He's dying.
Mitch is dying. Mitch, did your urine crush you? Did you wake up with a throbber, mate?
No. Well, maybe, but I was immediately soft-ass because I had to go to the airport.
What hygiene practices do the hosts consider during intimate moments?
That'll take the life out of you. I nearly stole a Powerade from the airport. I was so hungover in a daze. I just grabbed it from the fridge at the relay shop and just went and sat down. And the lady was like, are you going to fucking pay for that?
That's no way to talk to you.
No. Did you not have a four-hour stopover in Wellington? Yeah, yeah. That was rough.
Last night. Didn't you get your six-inch out in front of my wife on Friday?
Yes, I did. I did. She actually said I thought you'd get bigger. What? Me or you? No, me. Yeah, yeah. Subway. Yeah, yeah. I bumped into her in the line at Subway. Chatted up a storm.
Oh, but you didn't. Finally some good chat. Finally some good chat in her ear.
All right. Do you have any good techniques given being a former Subway worker when you're in line at a Subway? Any secrets we don't know about? Any sort of menu? Yeah.
Just tell them all your salads in one go. Chances are they're good enough to remember them. There's nothing worse than when you're behind the counter and they're going, and I'll have lettuce and carrot.
I'd rather do that because then you're sure.
No, no, that's the most frustrating thing for the person behind the counter.
I don't know. I feel like if I threw you a lot of details, you wouldn't remember them all.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What are the initial thoughts on Subway and its freshness?
0:00–1:49
2
How do the hosts discuss personal experiences with late-night activities?
1:49–3:27
3
What hygiene practices do the hosts consider during intimate moments?
3:27–5:57
4
How does the conversation shift to Subway ordering techniques?
5:57–7:12