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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Rolled, Bowled and Arseholed

03 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 18.613 Rog

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Morning Rumbles Not For Max Podcast.

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Chapter 2: What humorous references are made for International Star Wars Day?

19.218 - 28.531 Creech

Oh, yes, happy International Star Wars Day today, guys. Hey. Hey. May the fourth be with you. Yeah. I am your father.

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28.551 - 36.923 Unknown

It's very good, isn't it? Do you reckon some people have said that in the bedroom? Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. No doubt. Do the Darth Vader, baby. Do the Darth Vader. I'm your father?

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37.163 - 38.264 Mitch

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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38.284 - 53.325 Unknown

Maybe at Gloryvale. That's creepy, man. But you know how people do. They love saying daddy and stuff like that. Yeah, sorry. Shit, my bad. Yeah, yeah. Come on, mate. Spice it up a little bit, Moles. Well, you did mention in the show today that you and your lovely wife Emma made love.

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54.006 - 63.459 Mitch

I was channeling Creech on Friday night. I thought I'd drop that in because Creech always got the story. They'll always have a story and they'll go, then I went home and made love to my girlfriend.

63.479 - 79.319 Creech

He's like a rabbit. Yeah, truly. A rampant rabbit. I'm always three things. Hungry, tired, and horny. Horny, yeah. Always. What if you're, are you even hornier when you're less tired and less hungry? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, definitely.

79.36 - 83.084 Unknown

And then I get confused when I see things like donuts. What should I do with it?

85.628 - 92.557 Creech

What the fuck, man? We bizarrely, bizarrely. Oh, g'day, Mitch. Hi, Mitch. Howdy.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss their personal lives and relationships?

92.777 - 109.932 Mitch

Speaking of getting fucked on Friday night. See ya. He's turned his own mic off. No. He did. No. The most disappointing thing, just quickly, Rog, on Friday, last week I did tell Mitch that the Hurricanes would put 40 on the Crusaders. Disappointingly, they only put 38. Yeah, well, I know.

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110.533 - 117.545 Mulls

But they had, what, 31 points put on them at home? 34. You didn't even watch the game. That's hardly a championship winning record.

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117.565 - 123.174 Mitch

Didn't say they were going to win the championship, mate. Just know that they beat the Crusaders. You don't back your team. Yeah, I back my team, mate.

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123.434 - 131.827 Creech

Not to win the title. Actually, I know you haven't seen the game, and I was giving you a bit of heat, but they should have won that game, and I'm not just trying to troll you.

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131.847 - 132.168 Mulls

No.

132.228 - 134.271 Creech

Really, they were awful in the first half.

134.411 - 139.819 Mulls

I was bringing out my phone intermittently during the gig and checking the score and seeing what was happening.

139.879 - 142.223 Creech

Every time they got the ball, they kicked it away. Mmm.

142.203 - 147.706 Mulls

Yeah, which is interesting when you've got Geordie Barrett, who's pretty good under the high ball.

Chapter 4: What insights are shared about the Hurricanes vs. Crusaders game?

196.912 - 225.147 Mulls

there he is hold on do you have the Chiefs at home as well well we played them in Hamilton earlier in the season so you've got three derby games at home it wouldn't surprise me they're probably wanting to get the most out of the new stadium yeah you won we're going to the last is that the last game of the I think it is I think it's the last regular game regular game which is Kane's Mitch and I are going to that yeah can you imagine if that's the game that we need to win to make the playoffs it could come down to that

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225.127 - 234.146 Mulls

Potentially it could be bad. If we struggle to get into the top six and we come in at six, Canes on top, they could have back-to-back weeks of Crusaders-Hurricanes. Yeah, they could.

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234.387 - 238.536 Mitch

Yeah, because the highest-ranked loser makes the semifinals.

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238.576 - 247.493 Creech

Yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. But you are right, the Blues have beaten them twice in about 30 years down there.

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247.653 - 260.054 Mulls

I was there for one of them. I was there. I was in the stands and Rico Ioane, I think, he had a try-saving tackle on Dom Gardner right in the corner, right on full-time. That would have won us the game.

260.074 - 260.635 Creech

It would have, yeah.

260.655 - 265.824 Mulls

So I stood up and joined everyone in throwing our beer cups out at the Blues players.

265.844 - 275.28 Creech

So childish. I'm enjoying this week. I'm enjoying this week because you two are going at each other. The Blues did beat you at Eden Park, which hasn't happened a lot.

275.841 - 280.37 Mulls

Not a lot. In the last couple of years, actually, the Blues have done all right against the Crusaders. Done all right.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts analyze the performance of the Blues team?

362.911 - 364.212 Creech

Yeah, but anyway.

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365.253 - 380.447 Mulls

Anyway. I feel terrible for the Chiefs fans because they're so good at tuning out at that stadium for their team. It gets cold there. It's not the warmest stadium. And they turn out passionately just to watch their team get humiliated every single time.

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380.427 - 395.122 Unknown

I'm going to enjoy this week, team. Hey, so, Mitch, I wouldn't say that you owe everyone an apology for backing your team, but everyone owes you an apology for the last podcast we did. Oh, yeah.

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395.362 - 396.884 Mitch

Let me drop that recap on, Rog.

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396.904 - 400.307 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, put that back into the thing so Rog can play that off.

400.487 - 401.488 Creech

Yeah, put it in two.

401.508 - 407.194 Mitch

You used a word that we just pounced on you about, and we're like, what the hell? And then you actually had used it correctly.

407.242 - 410.286 Mulls

Tell you what, I think that recap might have been deleted.

410.947 - 413.25 Mitch

Completely. Well, you used the word dumbly.

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