OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rolled, Bowled and Arseholed
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Morning Rumbles Not For Max Podcast.
What humorous references are made for International Star Wars Day?
Oh, yes, happy International Star Wars Day today, guys. Hey. Hey. May the fourth be with you. Yeah. I am your father.
It's very good, isn't it? Do you reckon some people have said that in the bedroom? Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. No doubt. Do the Darth Vader, baby. Do the Darth Vader. I'm your father?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe at Gloryvale. That's creepy, man. But you know how people do. They love saying daddy and stuff like that. Yeah, sorry. Shit, my bad. Yeah, yeah. Come on, mate. Spice it up a little bit, Moles. Well, you did mention in the show today that you and your lovely wife Emma made love.
I was channeling Creech on Friday night. I thought I'd drop that in because Creech always got the story. They'll always have a story and they'll go, then I went home and made love to my girlfriend.
He's like a rabbit. Yeah, truly. A rampant rabbit. I'm always three things. Hungry, tired, and horny. Horny, yeah. Always. What if you're, are you even hornier when you're less tired and less hungry? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, definitely.
And then I get confused when I see things like donuts. What should I do with it?
What the fuck, man? We bizarrely, bizarrely. Oh, g'day, Mitch. Hi, Mitch. Howdy.
How do the hosts discuss their personal lives and relationships?
Speaking of getting fucked on Friday night. See ya. He's turned his own mic off. No. He did. No. The most disappointing thing, just quickly, Rog, on Friday, last week I did tell Mitch that the Hurricanes would put 40 on the Crusaders. Disappointingly, they only put 38. Yeah, well, I know.
But they had, what, 31 points put on them at home? 34. You didn't even watch the game. That's hardly a championship winning record.
Didn't say they were going to win the championship, mate. Just know that they beat the Crusaders. You don't back your team. Yeah, I back my team, mate.
Not to win the title. Actually, I know you haven't seen the game, and I was giving you a bit of heat, but they should have won that game, and I'm not just trying to troll you.
No.
Really, they were awful in the first half.
I was bringing out my phone intermittently during the gig and checking the score and seeing what was happening.
Every time they got the ball, they kicked it away. Mmm.
Yeah, which is interesting when you've got Geordie Barrett, who's pretty good under the high ball.
I know. Yeah, they could have won it.
They should feel that they should have, and they blew it. But it's quite good to leave the Hurricanes thinking they've got it as we get into playoff time.
It's all a long-term thing.
It's a long play.
Playing the long game.
No one talks about who finished the season on top. You talk about who won the title.
Okay. Yep. Well, I mean, there was a chance that you might not make the playoffs. There's not a chance. There is.
Aren't you fifth? We're fifth, but... And you've got a horror run.
You've got nothing but derbies left. I know. And a bye, I think.
Well, the Blues can't win in Christchurch. You are right there. Neither can the Hurricanes. And they're both games at home for the Crusaders. And don't you have the Chiefs? Chiefs we've already beaten once this season. We'll do it again. It's actually a clean run home for us.
What insights are shared about the Hurricanes vs. Crusaders game?
there he is hold on do you have the Chiefs at home as well well we played them in Hamilton earlier in the season so you've got three derby games at home it wouldn't surprise me they're probably wanting to get the most out of the new stadium yeah you won we're going to the last is that the last game of the I think it is I think it's the last regular game regular game which is Kane's Mitch and I are going to that yeah can you imagine if that's the game that we need to win to make the playoffs it could come down to that Potentially it could be bad. If we struggle to get into the top six and we come in at six, Canes on top, they could have back-to-back weeks of Crusaders-Hurricanes. Yeah, they could.
Yeah, because the highest-ranked loser makes the semifinals.
Yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. But you are right, the Blues have beaten them twice in about 30 years down there.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00β0:19
2
What humorous references are made for International Star Wars Day?
0:19β1:32
3
How do the hosts discuss their personal lives and relationships?
1:32β3:16
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What insights are shared about the Hurricanes vs. Crusaders game?
3:16β6:02
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How do the hosts analyze the performance of the Blues team?
6:02β11:03