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Chapter 1: What crazy inventions are discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles. Not from X podcast.
It is Tuesday, 9th of June already, and it's sort of a sub-podcast from not all of us, but this is a special group, isn't it, Creech, that we're still trying to get this podcast deal.
It is, yeah.
Cut everyone else out of it.
It's weeks in the making.
It really is.
And what do you say the handbrakes aren't here?
The handbrakes aren't here. You're going to hear here's the podcast at the right time. You're not going to hear it just as things start to get interesting. And they cut you off.
Mel, Rog, Creech, and the redhead kid, for those who want to know.
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Chapter 2: How does a microwave toastie maker work?
I mean, I'm not a dummy. Take the wrapper off first. I'm not a dummy. So baked beans and a cheese slice. It's a protein sandwich. And then it bubbles away. And then I'm... Is that a tasty treat?
Is that what you have at breakfast on your weekends?
Sometimes, like I might get home from work and have one of those. Although Grace has, as we know, works at a cafe and she brings them home. This is when I got unstuck a few weeks ago.
Yeah, the tuna cheese one.
The tuna one and I whacked it in the microwave thinking I'd completely bypassed the toasted sandwich maker.
Illegal.
Whacked it in the microwave. And that's when that trouble began. But she brought a couple more home yesterday. So I'm not going to bring them to work anymore. No. Dangerous day to be a microwave. Too humiliating. We don't need to see that again. No, we don't need to see that again.
But you nail it when you're at home.
Nail most things.
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Chapter 3: How do you make the perfect toasted sandwich?
Yeah, recommend it. Because I said we could get him a toasted sandwich maker, but the boys were like, he has his toasties here. Yeah. So why don't you get him this little device that you can put in the microwave?
It helps all the dum-dums. Just describe it, Mitch, because it was a radio, obviously.
It's got a bit of weight to it, so it's sort of like, you know those boxes that you can sometimes just put your sandwiches in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a Tupperware container?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that sort of size. And yeah, it's got like a... A metal... Yeah, like a metal-y sort of... Maybe that's plastic in the middle there?
Do you put it in the microwave? Yeah, so it goes in the microwave.
Maybe like for you, Rog.
We should have got you one. I can't sit much.
Hold it up.
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Chapter 4: What funny stories arise from using a microwave for cooking?
And I think that's what it's all about.
Was she in the shower with you?
I wish.
She was on the outside washing his hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she had already received a golden shower. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Yeah, I've never experienced the fire trucking situation.
I don't know if you'd be as cash about it as Mel.
I don't know. I mean, it depends how much I really love them, Rog, and I haven't experienced that yet either.
Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm just reading the instructions for this toasty press, and it says spread butter or margarine on the outside of the bread surface for extra golden results.
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Chapter 5: What are moisture-sensing bed sheets and how do they function?
You're killing Mitch. You don't love Eddie Nair? You're killing him in there.
Someone commented... They didn't even have toilet paper. Jesus. And someone else said, no wonder I'm healthy as fuck. But no, then you read the bloody caption. So it says, a new archaeology study has found that eating booty was once a recognized medical practice in several ancient civilizations.
Researchers at the University of Cambridge discovered records describing the consumption of recovered treasure ship provisions, commonly referred to as booty. Yeah, yeah. For their perceived health benefits during periods of famine and disease. So it's not even talking about ass. It's talking about like when a pirate finds treasure.
And it got you.
It's booty. Oh, we're looking for the booty.
Yeah.
We could have probably wrapped that up.
We should have. You can eat my ass.
Okay.
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