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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Squirt Alarm

09 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What crazy inventions are discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 11.408 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles. Not from X podcast.

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13.615 - 25.574 Mel

It is Tuesday, 9th of June already, and it's sort of a sub-podcast from not all of us, but this is a special group, isn't it, Creech, that we're still trying to get this podcast deal.

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25.914 - 26.675 Rog

It is, yeah.

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26.756 - 27.897 Mel

Cut everyone else out of it.

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27.917 - 28.839 Mitch

It's weeks in the making.

29.3 - 29.82 Rog

It really is.

29.84 - 31.623 Mitch

And what do you say the handbrakes aren't here?

31.783 - 42.559 Rog

The handbrakes aren't here. You're going to hear here's the podcast at the right time. You're not going to hear it just as things start to get interesting. And they cut you off.

42.579 - 46.183 Mel

Mel, Rog, Creech, and the redhead kid, for those who want to know.

Chapter 2: How does a microwave toastie maker work?

156.453 - 171.947 Mel

I mean, I'm not a dummy. Take the wrapper off first. I'm not a dummy. So baked beans and a cheese slice. It's a protein sandwich. And then it bubbles away. And then I'm... Is that a tasty treat?

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172.748 - 175.312 Mitch

Is that what you have at breakfast on your weekends?

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175.332 - 188.991 Mel

Sometimes, like I might get home from work and have one of those. Although Grace has, as we know, works at a cafe and she brings them home. This is when I got unstuck a few weeks ago.

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189.011 - 189.732 Unknown

Yeah, the tuna cheese one.

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189.792 - 195.3 Mel

The tuna one and I whacked it in the microwave thinking I'd completely bypassed the toasted sandwich maker.

195.32 - 195.48 Unknown

Illegal.

195.46 - 210.96 Mel

Whacked it in the microwave. And that's when that trouble began. But she brought a couple more home yesterday. So I'm not going to bring them to work anymore. No. Dangerous day to be a microwave. Too humiliating. We don't need to see that again. No, we don't need to see that again.

210.98 - 212.202 Mitch

But you nail it when you're at home.

212.242 - 214.785 Mel

Nail most things.

Chapter 3: How do you make the perfect toasted sandwich?

230.687 - 241.141 Mitch

Yeah, recommend it. Because I said we could get him a toasted sandwich maker, but the boys were like, he has his toasties here. Yeah. So why don't you get him this little device that you can put in the microwave?

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241.201 - 245.147 Mel

It helps all the dum-dums. Just describe it, Mitch, because it was a radio, obviously.

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245.167 - 250.715 Creech

It's got a bit of weight to it, so it's sort of like, you know those boxes that you can sometimes just put your sandwiches in?

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251.075 - 253.238 Rog

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a Tupperware container?

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253.339 - 261.732 Creech

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that sort of size. And yeah, it's got like a... A metal... Yeah, like a metal-y sort of... Maybe that's plastic in the middle there?

261.752 - 263.936 Mel

Do you put it in the microwave? Yeah, so it goes in the microwave.

263.956 - 265.038 Creech

Maybe like for you, Rog.

265.118 - 266.821 Mel

We should have got you one. I can't sit much.

267.142 - 267.482 Mitch

Hold it up.

Chapter 4: What funny stories arise from using a microwave for cooking?

431.708 - 432.589 Rog

And I think that's what it's all about.

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432.609 - 433.55 Mel

Was she in the shower with you?

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434.652 - 438.798 Creech

She was on the outside washing his hair.

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438.818 - 444.066 Rog

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she had already received a golden shower. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

444.046 - 447.85 Mitch

Yeah, I've never experienced the fire trucking situation.

447.87 - 451.615 Mel

I don't know if you'd be as cash about it as Mel.

452.415 - 460.505 Mitch

I don't know. I mean, it depends how much I really love them, Rog, and I haven't experienced that yet either.

460.525 - 468.754 Creech

Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm just reading the instructions for this toasty press, and it says spread butter or margarine on the outside of the bread surface for extra golden results.

Chapter 5: What are moisture-sensing bed sheets and how do they function?

711.197 - 715.262 Mel

You're killing Mitch. You don't love Eddie Nair? You're killing him in there.

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715.963 - 734.147 Rog

Someone commented... They didn't even have toilet paper. Jesus. And someone else said, no wonder I'm healthy as fuck. But no, then you read the bloody caption. So it says, a new archaeology study has found that eating booty was once a recognized medical practice in several ancient civilizations.

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734.127 - 752.597 Rog

Researchers at the University of Cambridge discovered records describing the consumption of recovered treasure ship provisions, commonly referred to as booty. Yeah, yeah. For their perceived health benefits during periods of famine and disease. So it's not even talking about ass. It's talking about like when a pirate finds treasure.

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752.737 - 753.318 Mitch

And it got you.

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753.338 - 757.004 Rog

It's booty. Oh, we're looking for the booty.

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Yeah.

757.955 - 761.059 Rog

We could have probably wrapped that up.

761.079 - 764.384 Mitch

We should have. You can eat my ass.

764.404 - 765.946 Rog

Okay.

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