OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Squirt Alarm
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What crazy inventions are discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover. Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles. Not from X podcast.
It is Tuesday, 9th of June already, and it's sort of a sub-podcast from not all of us, but this is a special group, isn't it, Creech, that we're still trying to get this podcast deal.
It is, yeah.
Cut everyone else out of it.
It's weeks in the making.
It really is.
And what do you say the handbrakes aren't here?
The handbrakes aren't here. You're going to hear here's the podcast at the right time. You're not going to hear it just as things start to get interesting. And they cut you off.
Mel, Rog, Creech, and the redhead kid, for those who want to know.
Supposedly, that's me.
Our 25-year-old redhead kid.
Mitch, you like your present? I do. I much appreciated that. It helped me with my breakfast this morning.
It was very handy. Mel got that, and she just decided, you know, this is what you needed.
Well, I see you making your breakfast each morning, and I thought, why not give him some of the goods to help him make that? I appreciate that. Especially your toastie. We've got this weird little microwave toasty thing that I should have got myself one.
Yeah.
Is that for lunch, is it?
Yeah, maybe. Or I might keep it at work and maybe I'll get into that another morning.
Right. And so you were going to buy one too, Mel?
Well, I thought about it. Why? I don't mind a toasty.
Well, see, I love toasties too. No, you don't.
How do you make yours if you had such a diabolical experience with the toasty last week?
That is... I know what you mean. You cannot claim anything to do with a toasty right now, right?
Okay, talk us through how you make a toasted sandwich.
Well, I'd slap a bit of... I actually do have a toasted sandwich maker at home. But I don't butter. See, this is the old thing that I didn't know you had to butter the sides of the bread when you put them in.
See, that's just... It's the first thing you get told when making a toast.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I've never done that.
It's like oiling a pan. Well, I mean, I do that, but I've never done that, Chris.
It's like oiling your cheeks as well.
It's going to change your life, Roger.
We'll get to that, Mel.
You raw dog, that.
We'll get to that, Mel. So you don't put anything on the outside?
No, I know.
And it doesn't burn it?
Yeah, it sticks sometimes. It sticks.
And much like the cheeks, a bit of mayo on the outside is also very good.
So usually I'm slapping some baked beans and a cheese slice in there.
Like those old school cheese slices.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old ones. The fake cheese. Yeah, yeah.
How does a microwave toastie maker work?
I mean, I'm not a dummy. Take the wrapper off first. I'm not a dummy. So baked beans and a cheese slice. It's a protein sandwich. And then it bubbles away. And then I'm... Is that a tasty treat?
Is that what you have at breakfast on your weekends?
Sometimes, like I might get home from work and have one of those. Although Grace has, as we know, works at a cafe and she brings them home. This is when I got unstuck a few weeks ago.
Yeah, the tuna cheese one.
The tuna one and I whacked it in the microwave thinking I'd completely bypassed the toasted sandwich maker.
Illegal.
Whacked it in the microwave. And that's when that trouble began. But she brought a couple more home yesterday. So I'm not going to bring them to work anymore. No. Dangerous day to be a microwave. Too humiliating. We don't need to see that again. No, we don't need to see that again.
But you nail it when you're at home.
Nail most things.
Not a lot, Mel. So this mechanism that you've bought Mitch for his birthday, it allows you to put it in the thing which goes in the microwave.
I've never tried it, but yeah, Bryce and Mel's.
Can we see it, Mitch?
How do you make the perfect toasted sandwich?
Yeah, recommend it. Because I said we could get him a toasted sandwich maker, but the boys were like, he has his toasties here. Yeah. So why don't you get him this little device that you can put in the microwave?
It helps all the dum-dums. Just describe it, Mitch, because it was a radio, obviously.
It's got a bit of weight to it, so it's sort of like, you know those boxes that you can sometimes just put your sandwiches in?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What crazy inventions are discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:36
2
How does a microwave toastie maker work?
2:36–3:50
3
How do you make the perfect toasted sandwich?
3:50–7:11
4
What funny stories arise from using a microwave for cooking?
7:11–11:51
5
What are moisture-sensing bed sheets and how do they function?
11:51–13:01