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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Sulk Hogan

08 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 8.608 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover. I haven't heard language like that since they're a lost bingo the other night.

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8.668 - 15.419 Bryce

Well, that's a fucking bullshit. This is the Morning Rumbles, not the next podcast.

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15.439 - 24.132 Moles

Yes, it is. Friday, 8th of May. G'day, Moles. G'day, guys. Bryce. Kilda. And a Creech, producer Creech and Mitch. Yes.

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24.153 - 24.653 Mitch

Howdy, fellas.

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24.974 - 25.555 Bryce

Yes.

26.076 - 27.017 Mitch

Kilda.

27.335 - 36.517 Moles

I mean, an amazing weekend, Friday Fizz earlier on the show. When does your weekend start now? I mean, you're off soon for a nap.

36.717 - 48.342 Bryce

Yeah, yeah, and I'm going to need it, my friends, because tonight, you know, there's another station here celebrating its birthday, so I'm going to come here because there's going to be free booze. And then I'm going to go to someone's.

48.422 - 51.446 Unknown

Old school. I remember when I was your age and that's exactly what you did.

Chapter 2: What are the hosts' favorite karaoke songs?

172.854 - 175.599 Creech

Hey, this is a private conversation. Who writes it on?

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176.48 - 185.959 Unknown

We went... We went to a karaoke and just the wrong people were at the karaoke and it just ruined.

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185.999 - 189.105 Creech

We were easily led and we regret the decision made for us.

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189.125 - 193.354 Unknown

Gee, we regret it. And the person who made the decision has paid a hefty price.

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193.334 - 196.919 Moles

You were forced to sing songs you didn't want to sing?

196.939 - 200.725 Unknown

No, forced to witness people sing songs that I didn't want to see them sing songs.

200.906 - 203.81 Moles

Was there a song that you can... Naughty words, isn't it?

203.85 - 221.676 Unknown

Oh, no, not so much. I mean, there were, and there were people that, gee, if that footage came out. But, no, it was just fucking wounders. Anyway, so it was a bad experience. I left, I just got out. I actually didn't even say goodbye, I don't know. I think I just got up and walked out of the room. I think I said I was going for a wee and never came back.

221.696 - 225.78 Unknown

And then I text Miles from the Uber and I was like, sorry, bro, that was fucking shit.

Chapter 3: What karaoke experience left a lasting impression?

432.44 - 452.736 Moles

And unbeknownst to me, the lead singer of Nijan Mystic was also on the cruise. Awa. Awa. Lovely guy. And I had a few too many beers, and I literally went up there and choked on the gambler. Because I missed the beer. Was he big, was he? No, he came, then he came after me. He went after me. He was directly after me. He would have done something beautiful.

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452.756 - 465.651 Moles

He sang, and I was thinking, he said, you are my sunshine. And I'm thinking, lame. Straight away, I thought I've still got a chance. Lame song he's singing. Oh my God, did he nail it. And he absolutely had the... What, You Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine?

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465.671 - 470.12 Unknown

Oh, nah. Or was it Stevie Wonder, Sunshine? It might have been that one, actually.

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470.14 - 474.648 Bryce

Yeah, it'll be Stevie Wonder. Sunshine of my heart.

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474.668 - 475.991 Unknown

Yes, I think that one.

476.151 - 476.892 Moles

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

476.912 - 481.942 Unknown

It'll be that. Watch what I thought it was. You Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine.

481.962 - 483.064 Bryce

Lame song.

483.044 - 493.302 Moles

Straight away I thought, well, I've still got a chance here. And then he opened his mouth and started singing and he had the whole pub in the palm of his hand. And he just absolutely nailed it.

Chapter 4: How do karaoke nights vary in quality?

547.878 - 550.222 Unknown

He was singing in her ear.

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550.262 - 551.544 Moles

Yeah, she was.

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551.624 - 554.087 Creech

You are my sunshine.

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554.107 - 565.425 Moles

My only sunshine. And nothing after either. You know, not even like a clap. It was like, you know, the MC's doing his best. Like, well, thank you, Roger. And who's next? Oh, man.

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565.445 - 566.586 Creech

Give it up for Roger.

566.626 - 570.172 Bryce

She was getting his knees in, Miss Dick.

570.192 - 581.693 Moles

Miss Dick. Absolutely died on it. That's unfortunate. It's no good. He's a nice guy. Angels are a creature. Let's finish the podcast.

581.713 - 591.213 Unknown

Sorry, I'll give you a... Give us a star. It was a whole bit... I'll give you a bit of a... Hey, everybody, here he is. Let's go. Jaden Creech, take us out for the weekend to warm you up. All right.

591.293 - 604.48 Bryce

Robbie Williams. Three, two, one. Whether I'm right or wrong.

Chapter 5: What memorable karaoke moments have the hosts experienced?

709.507 - 716.435 Unknown

And then Sharon came home and was just like, what's wrong with you? And then I just went to bed. Hulk died.

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718.537 - 727.207 Bryce

That's awesome. What you're doing around the room on Monday morning, the last thing that made us cry, the last piece of media, you know, could be a song or a book.

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727.227 - 743.086 Moles

What would it be for you? Oh, this is, I'm going to say worse, but I watched... Not that long ago, the Boyzone documentary. Here's the podcast. Yeah, Ronan Keating.

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743.106 - 745.389 Mitch

Oh, we've hit the end of the road. Ronan Keating's band.

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745.969 - 770.19 Moles

And I didn't know. I had no idea. One of them died. And I didn't know. And I was bawling. I don't know why. Because I knew, you know, I know Boyzone. And you know Ronan Keating and there's other guys, but another one of them died. Yeah. Like of a brain tumour or something. No, heart attack, heart attack. I had no idea. I can get it right, mate. Can't believe that moved. Your heart attack.

770.21 - 789.174 Moles

He had a heart defect. No one knew and he died. And they showed all this footage of his Irish village where he lived. Yeah. Because they're Irish. And there's this like, oh, the people are on the streets. Ah, yeah, classic. And there's coffin. Like when Biggie died, they do the whole street funeral. Yeah, the street funeral. And everything's down the street. And the people are crying.

789.234 - 790.815 Moles

And it's like, oh, it just set me off.

791.276 - 796.522 Unknown

Couldn't believe it. Well, that's good. Just quickly. I was scrolling. In general seriousness.

796.622 - 813.866 Creech

Dune scrolling. I was dune scrolling the other night. Yeah. In my algorithm, I liked a couple of, like, moving videos, and then it just kept going. Oh, I see. And there was, like, ones, really tragic ones of, like, kids in paediatric hospitals passing away. Kids will get me, eh?

Chapter 6: What lessons were learned from a karaoke competition?

888.643 - 896.974 Bryce

He's like, we made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you three paired horses and we're paying for surgery to turn you into a horse.

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896.954 - 906.145 Mitch

I love it. Love it. Last time I cried was watching the highlights of the Crusaders' hurricane. Good honesty.

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906.846 - 918.82 Unknown

Good vulnerabilities. But are you an emotional man, Mitch? Not particularly. It's good for you. Crying's good for you. He cries gravy. He always feels so much better after a cry.

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919.421 - 925.442 Mitch

Yeah. I don't know what the last thing I genuinely would have cried at, though. I can't. Apart from like real life.

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925.462 - 928.088 Unknown

No TV or anything has made you, no.

928.208 - 929.933 Mitch

Nothing's jumping to mind.

930.314 - 932.84 Creech

Owen Razor got binned as All Blacks coach.

932.86 - 939.516 Mitch

No, that was more of just like an empty feeling. Not anger, empty. Anger came later. It went through the cycle of grief.

940.39 - 943.514 Creech

You certainly did.

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