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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Thick and Stumpy

14 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.318 - 2.221 Mitch

This is a podcast from Rover.

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2.241 - 14.52 Bryce

It's time for the Morning Rumbles Not For Macs Podcast.

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15.782 - 26.838 Rog

And what are we, mid-May already? Goodness me, 15th of May, Friday, Morning Rumble Podcast. G'day, Moles. G'day, guys. How are we? Yeah, good, Bryce. G'day, mates. G'day. And Creech, producers Creech and Mitch.

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27.059 - 41.336 Mitch

Top of the world. Um... Well, interesting start today. Mitch accidentally slowed off the starters blocks, but we've all been guilty. Did the classic sleep in? What was the feeling when you first woke up?

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41.777 - 43.859 Unknown

More confusion to start with. Because what?

43.899 - 45.26 Rog

Did your alarm not go off?

45.32 - 55.03 Unknown

Yeah, well, I run two alarms. My wall alarm went off at 4am, and then I have a backup alarm on my phone in case I fall asleep. But I didn't have the backup alarm on, so when I woke up, I was like, what?

55.263 - 81.507 Mitch

alarm sounds real quiet and different but it was actually a creature trying to call me yeah yes yeah yeah your lucky phone was on just dead silent i have mine on dead silent overnight so you can't even hear it vibrating so if even if i slept in and you guys rang me 400 times you wouldn't hear it no didn't wouldn't see a thing you don't even see it doesn't even show up no i wouldn't hear it my phone doesn't even vibrate that much either so sometimes i just miss calls when it's in my pocket your phone is you're not running a great cutter

81.487 - 95.414 Unknown

I've recently been logged out of the work Wi-Fi as well. I got a text from Vodafone. You only just got logged back into the Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One NZ, sorry, not Vodafone, just messaged me saying I've used 80% of my data. First of all, I thought I was on unlimited.

Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on waking up late?

116.198 - 125.047 Mitch

Yeah. Tell them your mother's maiden name. Yeah, I gave them that. And since then, I've never heard from them again.

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125.147 - 132.971 Unknown

Nice. Do you guys also just randomly get charged from Apple? Yes. Like, you check your account, and it'll be like, oh, $2.25 has gone out of your account for Apple.

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133.112 - 133.874 Rog

You're like, what?

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133.894 - 134.255 Unknown

I know.

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134.275 - 136.462 Rog

I didn't buy anything. Do you get a receipt to your email?

137.505 - 141.425 Unknown

Well, I never really check that, but... Yeah, I do too.

141.665 - 146.334 Rog

Yeah, it happens to you as well? Yeah. It's because you both play Farmville.

147.175 - 152.986 Unknown

No, I don't think so. I don't know. There must be some subscription or something. Yeah, there's an app.

153.267 - 178.252 Rog

Grace swears that she hasn't. It's all Grace has done, some sort of secret purchase. Charging it to your Apple account. Using the credit card, yeah. I remember when Cooper on Fortnite bought all these packs. And it was my fault because I hadn't pin protected or password protected the credit card. We linked to the PlayStation account. We've got his apology, haven't we? How much did he spend?

Chapter 3: How do the hosts handle phone and Wi-Fi issues?

207.596 - 211.421 Mulls

I just didn't know. Bye.

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212.242 - 216.108 Rog

I tell you what, belt to ass.

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216.188 - 223.478 Unknown

Mouse. How could you be mad at such a polite young man? He deserved it. Let him get his V-Bucks.

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223.498 - 225.501 Rog

Up in the attic he went for a month.

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225.481 - 233.693 Unknown

Yeah. No, he didn't. He ate sawdust for weeks. He hasn't played Fortnite since. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

233.713 - 234.033 Mitch

Holy heck.

234.234 - 235.035 Unknown

That's so sweet.

235.075 - 259.848 Mitch

Now, I'm just looking on our page, Morning Rumble Facebook page, Today in History, right? A couple of different things have been up, but one of the two bits, I just want to see if we can just play through the phone. Oh, yeah. I haven't heard this. Right. But all it's titled is, Life Advice from Rog, Sow Your Wild Oats. From 2019. Do we want to hear that?

259.888 - 260.008

Yeah.

Chapter 4: What unexpected charges do the hosts face from Apple?

286.533 - 293.803 Rog

Rolled oats. You're not supposed to like your nickname. Porridge. Uncle Toby. Porridge.

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294.484 - 296.286 Mitch

You started it by saying, so your oats?

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296.527 - 301.533 Creech

Yeah. I'm married with four kids. Couldn't be happier. No, you're not.

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304.617 - 310.084 Rog

Four kids. Under your 23, four kids. That's hell. It is.

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310.465 - 310.585

It is.

310.801 - 321.424 Mitch

That is hell. There's also the show, Rog, that... Do you remember the great moment of when fucking... The girl Naz.

322.084 - 324.427 Rog

Oh my God, from Dancing with the Stars?

324.447 - 327.55 Mitch

Naz from Dancing with the Stars. Remember Naz?

328.511 - 334.737 Rog

A horrible person. And she was on Dancing with the Stars, same series as me. She was so desperate to be famous.

Chapter 5: How did a young athlete's spending lead to a family apology?

390.769 - 392.751

Yeah, it's still on. I'm so sorry.

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393.092 - 400.791 Mitch

It's so good. We were telling her that we didn't even want her in there. And then she wanted a photo afterwards and no one got a photo. Have you seen her now? No.

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401.872 - 407.698 Rog

Isn't she like a fitness influencer? Where is she now? Wellness influencer in London. Oh, she's in London. Is she married in London?

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407.919 - 410.081 Unknown

Yeah. I don't know where she's now.

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410.141 - 420.772 Rog

Oh, yeah, London. Yeah, married in London. We had a conversation about that moment. And I was like, what the fuck happened to her? That's a great question. So I went in and found it. And then, yeah, that's where she is. She's in London. Yeah.

421.413 - 438.247 Unknown

She has got some thick lips. Here's the podcast. I was going to throw out there as well. Just a quick one. Get your thoughts on it. Have you guys seen the new Untold doco on Netflix, Jamie Vardy?

438.487 - 441.673 Rog

Well, I've seen the trailer and I can't wait to watch it.

441.693 - 443.897 Mitch

Tyson wants me to watch it because he loves it.

443.877 - 465.56 Rog

Yeah, he'll love it. He'll love it. So Jamie Vardy played for England, was part of that 2016 Leicester, the improbable run to the Premier League title. Rebecca Vardy, his wife, had a great, she said, she said, libel case. With Colleen Rooney? Rooney, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was like nasty shit.

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