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The Morning Rumble

ON-AIR ๐ŸŸข - Accidentally Drinking Fluffy Bastard

10 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What was the story behind the water tank incident?

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This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.302 - 8.725 Bryce (Host)

The Morning Rumble Podcast. The kind of podcast you mow your lawns to.

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You know, rural stuff yesterday with field days and all these texts came through about, oh, you know, what ended up in your water tank because that's what you've got if you're on the farm usually. You've got a water tank. We've been talking that's farming. Yeah. And then, yeah, there was a water tank story, but then we put it out there.

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Oh, you keep drinking water and using water until you realise what was in the water tank.

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Chapter 2: How did Kane Pitman describe the atmosphere at Madison Square Garden?

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Until the tang came through the tap. You're like, what is that? And here we are. Oh, boy, there's so many. Spent three days in a dock hut because the weather turned bad, been drinking out a water tank, and on the last day found a dead rat in it. Like, I don't know about the last day. Why don't you check it on the first day? We probably don't want to.

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Chapter 3: What insights did Kane Evans share about mental health?

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Like, if you're stuck, it's better you don't know. Yeah, totally. Because what would you do? Run the risk.

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Chapter 4: What experiences did the hosts share about surviving in extreme cold?

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Scoop it out. Two dead birds on top of a six-inch layer of black gunk at the bottom of the tank. Never use rainwater again after that. Bore water only. Oh, hell. You sure you two wouldn't raise some bore water? You'd be bored.

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68.313 - 70.757 Bryce (Host)

Got him. Probably was, actually, Miles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Four dead possums in the water tank, says Steve.

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Chapter 5: What predictions did special guests make about upcoming events?

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Middle of summer, they'll rot it away. No one got crook either. That's farming. What's wrong with you? How did that not affect you? Farmer's stomachs. Honestly, what's going on there?

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Chapter 6: What advice did Simon Parker give about playing rugby at high levels?

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There's a lot. There's a bit. There's a lot. There's a bit going on. Cousins of mine were farming on Panui Island. All got upset tummies.

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Chapter 7: What mentality tips did Kieran Read offer for athletes?

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Dad goes to investigate. What was in the water? Birds again? Nah. What?

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Chapter 8: How can parents better support their children in sports?

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Dead donkey. How did the donkey get in the water tank? It was in the water supply. Damn. Obviously Eeyore got too close. Slipped, fell, drowned maybe. A donkey. Rank. What was me? You've been drinking it for days. Rank. Rank, eh? Rank. When we were kids, there was a family in Egmont Village that one liked, so some of us kids pooped that didn't like, so some of us kids pooped in their water tank.

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You went and pooed in another person's tank. Bro. Like. We're not listening. I'm just reading the text, man. I'm not even a judge. Didn't like that family hanging it out over the water tank.

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You don't do that to people. I don't care. Why is he laughing like that? Because someone would have done it to his tank and he doesn't even know. Oh, man. Oh, that's grotty. Oh, shit breath.

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Yeah.

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Water tasted a bit funny, says Ben. Checked the water tank and the bloody starlings had got in there, the birds, and built a raft to house their nest out of straw. And the crap that they'd picked up from around the yard, drained the tank, cleaned it out, a couple of sacks of rotting junk in there from birds. Not dying, but just nesting. Check your water tanks more is what I'm getting from this.

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Now, Kirsty, whose water tank was this?

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My neighbour. Her cat went missing. I helped her look for it. A couple of months later, her water tasted a bit funny. They investigated and, yeah, see where this is going. It was the cat and her water tank.

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Oh!

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