Chapter 1: What productivity techniques are discussed in Creech's Corner?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble. We work with Jay and Dunk, those not-for-radio guys with a way bigger podcast. There he is. Our producer. Creatures Corner. Hello, Creatures. Hello there. A little bit worrying that a Creatures Corner this early on in the show would suggest it's not great subject matter, Rog. This is the thing, if it's early, Creature, and I didn't really know what's happening.
Rog gets nervous. A bit nervous, Creatures, where we're going with this, but... This is to make us more productive, is it? We're safe here. We're safe in this time slot.
Chapter 2: What are the characteristics of New Zealand's biggest dogs?
Are we?
We are, we are. And Bryce, you're a productivity pussy.
But I'm going to absolutely boost our productivity right now. And I'm going to... You know, have you guys noticed I've... I've been working hard. I've got a bit of a pep in my step.
You always have a pep in your step.
Great attributes. Great energy. Thank you so much, team. I appreciate that. I actually look forward to coming to work now. Thank you, Mark. What an honour.
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Chapter 3: What interesting stories does Bryce share?
A true honour. But the reason is, and there is a new study that has come out, but morning intimacy...
Right. Okay.
Morning intimacy. Mitch just suddenly woke up.
Hi, Mitch. Hi, Mitch. Hey, guys. Morning intimacy is said to increase productivity by 70% in a new study that has gone viral.
Chapter 4: How does one secure Foo Fighters tickets?
Researchers have suggested that the release of endorphins, reduced stress levels, and improved mood from the intimate session can create a positive mental state that carries over into professional performance. Hey, look now, look, fantastic, courageous corner, and I have no doubt that this research is accurate.
The problem is, a lot of us in here, you know, you've got alarms in the four o'clock hour with partners who don't. Little children.
That doesn't stop me, my friend. My alarm goes off quarter past four, and my girlfriend says, cock-a-doodle-doo! LAUGHTER
Creatures Corner.
Great research there, Creech.
Thank you. Get busy, everyone, and then you'll get busier at work. I can tell you right now, man, it's not happening in my household. Don't make it sad. It's not sad.
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Chapter 5: What humorous incidents happen with Creech?
It's just honesty.
But do you wake up with a BMW and a big morning woody?
Ready to rock. Some mornings. I've got a question.
Chapter 6: What songs resonate with people at work?
Does it work the same if it's like a one-man party? Great question. Yeah, that's a good question, actually. That's not in there. Ladies and gentlemen, grab your St. Bernard's, your Pitbulls, your German Shepherds. Leave the Shih Tzus at home because it's New Zealand's biggest dog. We came about because it's good, isn't it?
It came about because we had Matt on yesterday about his son's pet, his son's pet dog. Have a listen.
Chapter 7: Why was someone in an ambulance recently?
Yeah, my son was begging me to take my puppy to school, so I let him. In about five minutes, it did the biggest, loosest doof right in the middle of the classroom.
Oh, see you, Matt.
You've had enough? No, I can imagine. See, Rog likes it when there's turds involved.
Sorry, Matt. Sorry, Matt.
You're back.
Rog said I had to bring you back. What happened? Well, you can imagine the size of it because she's 56 kgs of a year old.
No, I'm putting him back. Yeah, good shout.
Thanks, Matt.
Have a good day, Matt. Thank you for listening. 56 kilo dog. That's a big dog, Matt. What's the biggest dog in this country?
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Chapter 8: What bizarre animal news is shared at the end?
Rog. so we have done this before of course we've done everything before so we'll get to who won this a few years ago I don't know if it can be beaten but I think it can be
studio 3520 males i mean obviously descending order yeah is that right just for perspective too my french bulldog warren yes uh rest in peace one of the greatest dogs ever to live um nine kilo okay i mean so a big girl little frenchie yeah nine kilo like there are so much bigger dogs walking around the place 56 kilos i reckon will be nothing yeah what do we got miles
Well, we've got a couple at 65 to kick things off here. A Roddy and a Great Dane. Todd had a 78 kilo Newfoundland. So did Chris, but his was 80. What are you, Mel, can I ask you?
No, you can't ask you that. I think I'm about 66 kgs now. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. They're about my weight.
Yeah, an 80 kilo Leon burger. Is that how I say it? I'm not sure if I said it correctly.
Turds surpassed mine, says the text. A couple of rotties at 81 kilos. Oh, that's a big... Stay out of that house.
No fat on him. And they had a couple of them. Yeah. Hi team, my 56 kilo pup is only one years old.
Her dad is 85. Bull Mastiff, French Bordeaux, English Mastiff mix. Oh God. She is going to be a monster. Our Saint Bernard is 86. Wow. Another Saint Bernard at 90 kilos. Oh, we're getting into the 90s. And then finally Weta. Weta wins so far.
Okay.
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