ON-AIR 🟢 - Coochee Cooling
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What are the Hoo-Hah Horrors discussed in the episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble podcast.
What are some wild bodily functions shared by the hosts?
It'll even work in the evening.
Great intro. What's going on? What have you done to yourself?
It's not me. So this is in the UK where things are heating up there. We're officially in winter.
How many unread emails can someone accumulate?
Our boss, Brad, currently en route to there right now as we speak. He's off to London.
This is a bit of a warning because doctors have seen a lot of women. coming in with some itchiness down below. And what they're doing is putting ice lollies and ice blocks in their coochie to cool things down.
Well, a lemon... I talk to cool things. Is that what they're doing?
What happened in the weekend sports recap?
Morning, males. That's what they're doing.
And a lot of irritation. It's too delicate, that area, for, you know, very cold ice lollies.
What are some humiliating tradie injuries shared?
That's why you need small things down there. You don't want to anger it up too much.
So that's what they're turning to because it's getting so hot over there that bits and bobs are getting, you know, sweaty.
Yeah, but I'm not using my bloody, my juicy. Am I?
No, you're not. You're not. But this seems to be a new trend this year.
Apparently things just got so hot. I feel like the Calypso would be perfect.
What are some funny crook camping yarns shared by the hosts?
That would be good. Because you can gently push it from the bottom. And it just rises up a little bit. You really can control the depth. Are you talking about you personally, Miles?
What insights are shared during Mastermind Monday?
No, I'm talking about the Calypso. If our downstairs were ice cream, Miles would be at Memphis Meltdown. Nah, mine's a magnum. Oh, come on. A magnum! That's so not a magnum! A mini magnum. You get the little mini ones. The tiny ones, those little ones. They come in boxes of eight.
What notable news is there about Tim Payne and Vinnie Jones?
Rogers is a buffalo bill. It's got this random big nose on it. Doesn't look like the pack at all.
That weird bobby bit.
Doesn't look like it sounds. A little cowboy hat. A little buffalo belt.
Cute little nose.
So that's what's going on in the UK at the moment and they're warning ladies not to try it. Have you tried it? I haven't tried the sweet ice blocks. I have tried an ice cube before and that seemed to help.
Oh, with heat.
Nah, I sat on a very big one.
Rog, you've done this. This is you, Rog.
It wasn't because it was hot.
I sat on a big one. See, you don't want anything that's too big that angers it. Hey, you just won't. That's your fault, Roger. When you look back on this, you'll know you asked one too many questions.
Yeah, that was my hoo-ha horror. A terrible start.
This lady is from the States. Her name is Adrienne Lewis. You can actually see this video if you want to see how long her tongue is.
Oh, yeah, girl.
Oh, this is so long. I think it's too long.
Freakishly long, eh?
Freakishly long. Like, well, you know, Kiss, I guess. Yes, Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons and that. They've always had the tongue out reaching the bottom of their chin. He has, of course. So picture that, but longer, really. Text in mouth 3520 to see this. Have a listen to the story.
My name is Adrienne Lewis. I'm from Michigan, and I have one of the longest tongues in the world. I can touch my eye. I can reach the bottom of my chin. I can also flap it really fast. Both of my parents have long tongues, so I did inherit that, but I've also stretched it over all of these years. It's been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. With having a long tongue, I've been able to travel to Europe. TV shows, I've been in interviews. When I'm sick, I can just reach my tongue back there and scratch my throat. The worst part about having a long tongue is some of the negative attention that I get. The comments people make are just awful. They make me uncomfortable and I also bite my tongue all the time.
I don't want my tongue to be the one thing that people think about me. I have so many other qualities that are way cooler than just a tongue. I want people to see me as kind and helpful, willing to do things for others.
Honestly, that chat is a bit of a mouthful. Hard to get your tongue around. Well, I mean.
Use it to your advantage. Yeah, yeah. It's amazing.
I'm going to remember her as helpful. Yeah. You can text mouth to 3520, like Roger was saying, to see that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the Hoo-Hah Horrors discussed in the episode?
0:00–0:05
2
What are some wild bodily functions shared by the hosts?
0:05–0:26
3
How many unread emails can someone accumulate?
0:26–0:54
4
What happened in the weekend sports recap?
0:54–1:02
5
What are some humiliating tradie injuries shared?
1:02–1:25
6
What are some funny crook camping yarns shared by the hosts?
1:25–1:36
7
What insights are shared during Mastermind Monday?
1:36–1:56
8
What notable news is there about Tim Payne and Vinnie Jones?
1:56–53:01