ON-AIR 🟢 - "Do You Not Wanna Hear My Stanky Fish Smell"
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What freezer fails did the hosts experience?
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Every time you do, Rog has to give $1 to Labour. Oh, okay. And I was like, well, did you leave something on? Yeah. Well, all my wife had. Yeah, like that. I know that noise. Well, it can't be a weird, I mean, a comforting kind of noise. And no, it wasn't that.
No.
Was it that noise and you want to ignore something?
Of course, man, of course.
Anyway, the freezer door. Oh, your freezer door. Had been left open.
What happens when the boss is away at work?
Oh, no. Oh, no. Useless. No, no. We'd been out at a friend's last night. I have no idea how long it was open.
What Guinness World Record did Big John achieve?
The last time I remember opening the fridge door was like early yesterday afternoon to get something out of it. So hours. Oh, like 16 hours. So like a fridge freezer where they have alarms. So this is just a standalone freezer. No, no, no. Freezer at the top, but it would have beeped and then obviously they stop after a while. No, they stop after a while. They'll beep for a bit and then they just... Yeah, then they stop. Yeah.
Not mine.
Mine's got a special alarm on it.
So you rattled this morning.
How did road rage incidents unfold in the discussion?
Hey, well, mate, I don't have your one.
No, my wife put it on it.
And so that's what I realised. But as I go and realise that, then there's water everywhere. Oh, yes. And all the ruined food. The wood. Oh, yeah, bro. Everything in there. I haven't even had the time to look at what's poked.
What are some memorable freezer failure stories from listeners?
I was mopping up water. Let's get to this next.
What humorous stories involve pets and food mishaps?
Freezer failures.
We haven't done that before.
Well, it's already like, I don't know how much I've lost from there.
What insights do the hosts share about handling unexpected situations?
Oh, no. But what I did do is I just mod out the water and then I woke my wife and then said, I've got to go do radio. She'll be really happy about that. I have to broadcast to the nation.
What are the final thoughts on the episode's themes?
The nation waits. I've got to go. Did you pat her on the head? Yeah. Good on you, man. And then I heard this humming noise from her room start. Frieza failures. What's happened to you? Oh, I had to rock phone text in 3520. Oh, man. I mean, you're yet to get to that when you get home. I mean, it's been left on for hours, 16, 17 hours. Hopefully, I'll just, you know, hopefully the massage sorts it, mate. She'll love that. Because you're out earning the bacon.
Yeah.
She's having to clean up the defrosted bacon. That's right. She should know her place.
She really should.
Bye now. Water everywhere. I don't know what food I've lost. Your freezer failures. Give us a call. You can also text in 3520. Especially if you've got a freezer full and a big old chest freezer. And I think that's what happened with Trish. Trish, good morning.
Good morning. How are you? Good.
Did it happen to you, Trish?
Yeah, it did. I mean, a few years ago when I was farming, we'd been given this whole kettle beast in our freezer and there was painters that had come in And for some reason, he didn't use the empty plug that was directly under the freezer plug. He pulled the freezer plug out and used that. A couple of days later, that was that. Everything was thawed out and not good.
What an idiot. And Trish, you would have smelled it straight away?
Yeah, you could. You could tell something was up. It was stinking hot. It was summertime. Oh, the worst. Yeah. Worst season. Yeah, it just wasn't good. Hot meat.
How much is that worth for, you know?
Well, the farmer went absolutely nuts with him and said he couldn't understand why he would not use the plug underneath. And he was made to, like, give us $1,000 to cover all the meat that was in there because there was a hell of a lot of meat.
Yeah, I see. Yeah, Trish, so it worked out okay for you in the end.
Well, it did in the end, but it was still pretty bloody stressful. It took a few, you know, a couple of months to even get the money, but, you know, we got there in the end.
Roger'd still eat Old Mate. That wouldn't matter to you, eh, Roger?
Roger's Old Mate.
I'd risk it, Trish. He'd risk it for the brisket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice. He'd buy that cheaper tangent, mate. Bargain. It's only grey around the edges. Give it a go. Scrape it off.
Oh, well, it should be in the dump somewhere if he wants to go find it.
Thanks, Trish.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What freezer fails did the hosts experience?
0:00–0:59
2
What happens when the boss is away at work?
0:59–1:06
3
What Guinness World Record did Big John achieve?
1:06–1:32
4
How did road rage incidents unfold in the discussion?
1:32–1:53
5
What are some memorable freezer failure stories from listeners?
1:53–1:55
6
What humorous stories involve pets and food mishaps?
1:55–2:06
7
What insights do the hosts share about handling unexpected situations?
2:06–2:17
8
What are the final thoughts on the episode's themes?
2:17–59:03