ON-AIR 🟢 - "I Was Not Masturbating Near A Dead Kangaroo"
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What humorous story kicks off the episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble podcast. No flair and even less hair. You'll get it here.
It's Tales from the South. I'm not talking about Southland, I'm talking about your butthole. So he hid it. And one place he knew he could hide something is ass.
Mel, good morning.
Good morning, guys.
How are we going?
Who is Du'Plessis Kirifi and what insights does he share?
Morning.
Now, I have found this story from the States where a 48-year-old woman, she'd been going to this particular liquor store and took a shining to a Chardonnay. So she was taste testing the wines a few days a week. And they said to her, if you want some wine, you've got to purchase it. Of course.
How does the discussion on NCEA credits unfold?
So she comes back one day. Mel, is this you? No. I'm not 48.
What similarities are drawn between Mulls and MJ?
This is like fight class. I thought you said 28.
What makes Rog a Good Samaritan in a recent story?
48-year-old woman. She picks up this bottle of wine. They can see it in the footage there. And then all of a sudden she gets to the door and she doesn't have the bottle.
And they're thinking, where did it go?
And she's walking a bit funny. And she swears she hasn't got any bottle of wine. And they call police. And they find that it's been inserted somewhere.
What are the dream cars mentioned and why are they significant?
Now, Nate, obviously, if this is Tales from the South, I mean, I don't need to point it out, but surely in nature's pocket you're talking.
No, I'm talking about the front bum is where she put that. They did a search, they got police, and they discovered it was inserted up the front bum.
It had to be taken away to A&E. It was a bottle, not a box.
It was a bottle. It was a bottle of wine, a bottle of Chardonnay that she tried to steal and yes, she positioned it. She positioned it up there.
They say everything happens for a reason.
Making poor decisions.
You know, sometimes you should stop and smell the rosé.
Why is there a debate around not paying tradies?
That's really good. That's unreal. What a way to try and smuggle and steal and to be caught. Yes, I know. Was it a seven-year-old top? Sorry, missed that one, Miles.
That was incredible.
What reviews are given for Deftones and the Top Gun preview?
Yes, Miles.
Miles, I missed that one.
Yes. One more time.
Come on, you have to. Was it a seven-year-old top? Go home, Miles. Go home.
That is incredible.
I know. I had poor body position.
Hang on. Uh-oh. It's a brave man.
It's a brave man to come on top of Twyla. What? What? What? Oh, my God. There's nothing brave about it. Bryce went to a gift house last night.
He's a bit tired. Oh, goodness me. If she went to the back door, it would be Chardonnay.
We're cooked. We're cooked. Hey, mate, mate. Just, you know, like, just let Miles have the duck.
Yeah, sorry, dear. Sorry.
Then I went and said that, you know, I got it wrong. And now you get it. And, you know, we just had a meeting about our show yesterday. Mike's could have been turned off about a minute ago.
A great story, Mel. Thanks, Mel. Great story. And Mel's? And Mel's. Superb. Top of the hat. I really didn't think I should say that.
No, well, you did, and we loved it.
That is a great story, and it's going to lead, because that's how she smuggled booze outright, Mel.
Yes, it is.
So we want to know the greatest way you smuggled booze. You smuggled booze in somewhere. This is what we want to know, and that's how she did it. Yep. What about you? Oh, I did the wrong phone. I've still got a can of Summit in me. Producer Mitch, great, great sneak, great bear sneak this was, Mitch. You made some rhythm and alps a couple of years ago, which is in, for those who don't know, in between Wanaka and Queenstown. Yep, Kadrona Valley. I had some mates studying in Dunedin at the time, and they'd been to the festival before, so they'd kind of got a lay out of the land and knew where things were going to be and started developing a plan then. About three months before this festival that we all went to, though, they drove from Dunedin to the Kadrona Valley, bought three boxes of beers and dug a hole next to a fence post and buried it.
And so they'd done it in a way that they knew it was going to be sort of next to where all the camper vans and stuff park up. So they didn't tell me at all. And then... About 3 in the morning on the first night, they ran to my tent, they wake me up and they go, Mitch, get up, we've got a job to do.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous story kicks off the episode?
0:00–0:23
2
Who is Du'Plessis Kirifi and what insights does he share?
0:23–0:40
3
How does the discussion on NCEA credits unfold?
0:40–0:44
4
What similarities are drawn between Mulls and MJ?
0:44–0:48
5
What makes Rog a Good Samaritan in a recent story?
0:48–1:11
6
What are the dream cars mentioned and why are they significant?
1:11–1:57
7
Why is there a debate around not paying tradies?
1:57–2:12
8
What reviews are given for Deftones and the Top Gun preview?
2:12–59:00