ON-AIR 🟢 - Three Eyed Virgin
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What are the cramp disasters mentioned in the episode?
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The Morning Rumble Podcast, or as Moles calls it, Pointless. So, Producer Mitch sent this through to us before, Mitch. We have to guess, this guy's in a lot of pain, obviously. I don't know what, why, or what... Well, is it pain, or it could be intense pleasure? Yeah, well, you're right. Oh, okay. Alright, so have a listen. One more time.
I need some f***ing paramedics.
What are some crazy facts about the Knicks and their fans?
Bro, I'm stuck, bro. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ah, son of a bitch.
What unusual incident happened with an appliance?
Ah!
I don't know what to do, bro. Ah! Ah!
What is the hype around the State of Origin game?
Yo, I need f***ing help, son. I need someone to drive me the f***. Ah! Look at this shit! Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, I really don't know what to do, bro. Ah, ah.
It's, it's, it's, it's miles in the bedroom.
Ah!
I don't know what to do, bro. He's breathless. Call the paramedics.
What can we expect from the new Jonah Lomu documentary trailer?
That's too much for you. No, not yet. No, I do sound like that. That isn't me.
What are some funny stories about dates gone wrong?
I don't put on an American accent. He's an American, obviously. He's some sort of basketball fan. No, not an ex-fan. I have been going crazy the last couple of days. These guys are crazy at the moment. Has he hurt himself?
No.
How do you write off your first car?
Is he on the streets of New York? You're getting closer there, Mel. But no, he wasn't a Knicks fan in New York.
What lessons can we learn from the stories shared in this episode?
Just some sort of silly injury where he's making a big deal out of something like a cut.
Shall I tell you now?
May as well, yeah. What is it?
This bloke, he's got calf cramp.
Now that's painful. That's calf cramp.
He's cramping up.
So he needs paramedics for that?
Cramp sucks, man. It does. So he's in his car, is he? Yeah, he's in there. He's driving. He's had to pull over suddenly because his calf is cramped up. And one of those full gnarly ones you would have seen in the video.
You may have seen it before.
The muscles contract. You can see it. It just... Rippling. Yeah, gnarly stuff. And that's what that sounds like. I love that he had presence of mind to film it. He knew there was a radio show in New Zealand that was going to get a great break out of it. He knew that there was an anchor who needed audio.
As well.
And it's worked. I love that. Yeah, no, that's amazing. Oh, well, there you go. It's a cramp. Yeah, cramp disasters. Oh, 800-ROCK, phone text in 3520. Yeah. Cramp disasters. I mean, has it happened to you? I mean, I'm thinking, I mean, I know you used to work with them, Miles. I'm thinking Mark Richardson.
Oh, yeah.
The cricketer. Yeah, one of their most iconic cramps in sport. Yeah, cramping up batting. Yeah. I mean, haven't you crammed up batting, Mark? Yeah, you're right. It's a common occurrence. Is this me or Mark Richardson? Are you in Tasmania?
No.
Goodness me. He was batting, you were batting off. Yeah, yeah. One more time. Goodness me. Was Ian Smith in your bedroom? So that was cramped. You're cramped disasters. Have you cramped up? What's happened to you? Oh, I'd have to rock phone, text in as well, 3520. I'd love to know where, too, you know? Like, in a bedroom, great example. Has that happened? Oh, yeah. Miles? Yeah, bike riding or something. Yeah. Has that happened, Miles? Actually, just recently, yeah. In my calf. Yeah, really, really got me. Yeah. That's all I'll say about that, just to, you know, not give too much away, but it really got me. Had to pause. Had some pickle juice. Oh, yeah. Apparently that is key, isn't it? Pickle juice, yeah. Right. Thanks, Miles.
And then just get riding. And cramp disasters this morning. What do you know, producer Creech?
Uh-oh.
Are we ready for this? Are we doing this? Cramp disasters. Nice and early, Creech. I reckon top three, one of the worst things that's ever happened to me in my entire life. You got stabbed, bro. Yeah, that was really number one. Yeah. So this is top three.
This is either second or third.
Just behind getting stabbed. Maybe only just as well. You got stabbed in the neck in a bar in Portugal by a crazy man with a broken bottle, just in case you don't know. Yeah, yeah. He's in prison now, thank goodness. But second would be when I got cramp in my hammy while spewing into a toilet. So were you drunk, food poisoning? I was hungover. It was after New Year's Eve in Finland.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the cramp disasters mentioned in the episode?
0:00–0:26
2
What are some crazy facts about the Knicks and their fans?
0:26–0:34
3
What unusual incident happened with an appliance?
0:34–0:41
4
What is the hype around the State of Origin game?
0:41–1:09
5
What can we expect from the new Jonah Lomu documentary trailer?
1:09–1:14
6
What are some funny stories about dates gone wrong?
1:14–1:30
7
How do you write off your first car?
1:30–1:38
8
What lessons can we learn from the stories shared in this episode?
1:38–55:05