Brook's Question Made Jordan CRASH OUT!
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What is the show format and who are the hosts introducing at the start of the episode?
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Which 'Would You Rather' tech vs camera-roll debate kicks off the conversation?
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Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush.
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Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you're called down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's go. Say no more, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. And if we end up one of the charts, hopefully we're number one in your heart. Let's get it, get it.
Yes, sir.
What quick headlines and quirky special days are covered in 'Daily Bread'?
yes sir Tuesday baby they say Tuesday's the worst day nah turn that frown upside down rock and roll into your Tuesday today go and grab a coffee on the way to work if you're on the treadmill right now turn that thing up a couple add the incline up a little bit more go and get yourself a good day have Tuesday you know you have to do it have Tuesday I like that hey what's on the show for you today we've got an amazing show today we do very very excited about what you're about to listen to I'm excited for yours because you said you're going to make one of our dreams come true and I know you would only be talking to me
And also, I'm going to deliver on that promise. I can't wait. But the problem is I don't quite know how that's going to work yet. But I'm going to attempt to, one of your two, I'm not going to say who yet, to help you guys realize a dream. Ooh. And we want to make it a reality. Shifters, maybe you can help us. I don't know.
Love that. I don't know where these questions find me, Shif Nation. I promise you I don't go looking for them. These questions, they just pop up in front of me and I... I need... I don't know what you two are going to do. Shift Nation, I need your help on answering this one that kept me up last night. It's one of those ones, like this... You know, one foot in this camp, one foot in that camp. Kept me up last night for sure.
I like that. We also have a men's team. Yeah, a men's team. Of course, that's on me. So, gentlemen, I have been reached out to by one of our shifter of the female persuasion.
Oh, we love that.
Wanting our help to help celebrate a very special event in their relationship. Ooh. Okay. Couldn't say no. Could not say no.
Love that. For the chicken today.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not really a fan of Would You Rathers anymore.
Nah, they get a bit wild. They've been outplaying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had a good run. Low frequency chat, eh? Oh, they had a good run. Last two years, way to find the pocket. I'm just kind of at the end of it. I do say, though, I did think of one myself. And so I have to do it on the show. So I think it's good enough. to not like the segment anymore, but want to bring it to the show. You hear me? Hey, you feel me? And I don't know if you two are actually the audience that I need. So I'm going to ask you guys, and then we're going to shift into the frequency of the world. And what do you think the world would actually choose?
Why do you say that we're not the demographic you're after?
Sure, manly, sexy, all of that. I understand.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah.
How does the team propose making Matua Mark's train-voice dream a reality?
Spot on, Jordan.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the show format and who are the hosts introducing at the start of the episode?
0:01–0:33
2
Which 'Would You Rather' tech vs camera-roll debate kicks off the conversation?
0:33–1:38
3
What quick headlines and quirky special days are covered in 'Daily Bread'?
1:38–3:56
4
How does the team propose making Matua Mark's train-voice dream a reality?
3:56–4:33
5
What audition lines does Matua Mark record for the new Auckland train announcements?
4:33–6:19
6
What gift and celebration ideas are suggested for a couple’s 20th wedding anniversary?
6:19–8:48
7
How do the hosts debate the classic linguistic brainteaser ‘Alex told Sam he was late’?
8:48–9:56
8
How do the hosts wrap up the show and call listeners to action at the outro?
9:56–36:28
Speakers
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