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THE MORNING SHIFT

Can We Be #1 In The World Again?!

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What superhero powers would the hosts choose and why?

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We've been playing a fun little game it's called be the face of and today be the face of congratulations Jordan you will be the face of this I got you so that was a good case I was using this all weekend actually um what I was using was the Revlon colorstay skin awaken are you using it as well caffeine and vitamin C just to wake the pores up as you pour this beautiful product um On your face.

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Face. The face. Guys, it's about Revlon. It's about beauty products.

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Chapter 2: What new R&B music is making a comeback in New Zealand?

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It's about being more beautiful. Nothing wrong with, you know, nothing wrong with trying to make yourself not look ugly. Okay? May we all try a little harder. Myself included. I mean, look at my hair, guys. I mean, how are you supposed to make up that? Look, show us yours. Oh, that's right. You cut it off. Thank you, Chemist Warehouse. Rolling with Chemist Warehouse. Let's push. Let's go.

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Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift.

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Chapter 3: What are the latest updates on the All Blacks squad selection?

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Powered by Unimedia. Let's push. Yes, good morning, good evening, and everything in between. It's a big trust Tuesday. We're here for our morning shift from our misters to our sisters. We are back for another show, just in case you missed us. Do the dish. I'm actually ready to appreciate my voice. Damn, I pushed through that.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the All Blacks' chances of reclaiming the #1 spot?

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Stay blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's push. Say no more, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your heart.

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Let's get it, get it. Hey, hey. For another day, baby. Hey, Tuesday. To use me? To use me? Least favorite day of the week.

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128.746 - 129.708 Matua Mark

To use me? Really?

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Least favorite day of the week. To use me? Wow. Let me think about that. Yeah. You know, it gives nothing. No real offerings on a Tuesday. Monday, you've got a bit of spring in your step after a bit of Sunday preppage. Yeah. If you hit Monday right, Monday's fun. Get it right. If you get the Monday right, you know, if you get a good Monday, nothing like a good Monday.

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You know what Tuesday gives to me? Tuesday gives Indoor Netball Night. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like you've got to have something long.

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You've got to schedule a fun thing, eh? That's it. Yep. You try and fill Tuesday with something. Yeah. Wednesday, hump day, boom. Rest of the week on the way. That's it. Downhill from there. What's on the show for today? Guys. Guys. I honestly just want to have a little bit of fun. And as I sat down on the chair, boom, it just came to me today. We are going to create a superhero. A superhero.

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We're going to have a superhero off. Oh. And I'm going to whip your fella's ass. Peace. How do you know that? You don't know. Because I've already got my superpower here. I think you're going to come last. Whoa. So you talk to me like that, buddy. Take a big old pause on that. Because you usually come first. Take a big old pause on that. Hey, hey. Less eye contact. Anyway, that's me on the show.

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What you got? Nah. You're going to place last. Because you don't usually place first. Grow up. Honestly, guys. It couldn't have been us that helped last week. These three losers. I have a chicken.

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No, no, no. We're going to talk the All Blacks.

Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about being a part of the All Blacks team?

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Young me. That's what I'm saying. Standard music really like that. I wasn't ready for that. That track is dropping this week, I believe. We got him first? We got him first. Bro, you've had some before. That was a good one. Thank you.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts evaluate the performance of selected players?

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That was a good one. Well done. That's all, Mark. You like that one too? That was nice. Yeah, good. Just me and Jordan over here slow, grinding over here.

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That was nice. My hips don't move like that no more.

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No, no, no. It's fine. But, you know, thank you, Standard Music.

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Love that.

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Appreciate that. If I get in trouble, don't care. We'll see you in the Daily Bread. That's right, guys. Daily Bread. Breaking bread with the news of today.

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And today it is June 23rd. That's 174 days to be there. 191 left to get her done.

Chapter 7: What themes are important for the All Blacks as they prepare for upcoming competitions?

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Get her done. Happy International Olympic Day. Celebrating the founding of the International Olympic Committee on June 23rd, 1894. Wow, that was a long time ago. 1894, they sat around and thought, you know what? We need an Olympics. And when they did do the Olympics, they did it pretty well. Well, Rook, you're a fan of the Olympics.

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I love the Olympics. Hey, hey, he's not the only one. Just because he was the bloody host for the New Zealand Olympics in the morning, he says, well, I love the Olympics.

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456.579 - 457.38 Matt Chandler

Talk about it.

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You know why I love the Olympics? Go on. That was the only time I remember as a kid, like, there was no rules for going to bed. Mum always was like, you can sleep in the lounge, you can stay up till 4am. Watching swimming and discus.

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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about the episode's discussions?

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If we were into it, she really wanted us to love the Olympics, and so I love it.

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That would give you, I mean, for your childhood, from what you've explained on the show, some freedom.

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Oh, dude, I was watching bowls at four a.m. I don't know what's going. You know what my favorite part is? My favorite part is we're all of a sudden every four years experts on everything. Oh, hi. Bro, the way I be telling it. No, but in the lights.

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What are you doing? What are you doing? Badminton. I know badminton. Yeah, put it on. I'll tell you how you play the rules. Bro. Yeah, everyone becomes an expert every four years. I love that. International Widows Day today. Yeah, I didn't mean.

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Yeah, there was a little change of pace there.

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The cadence there could have been a little bit better. Ran through that one.

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100%. All our hearts go out for that.

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That's true. And finally, it is fix your windows and doors day today. Surprisingly specific day dedicated to tackling those squeaky hinges, drafty windows, and those latches that are damaged. This is your day to do it. A reminder, fix your windows and doors day today. If you had a squeaky door, what would you boys do?

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Oh, you just get a bit of oil, a bit of olive oil from the kitchen. I mean, oil.

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