Chapter 1: What newly found interest does Jordan share?
It would be remiss of me not to remind you that Mother's Day is on the way and the best place to go to get her a gift is Chemist Warehouse. Might I add, gentlemen, the fragrance gift sets are quite ooh-la-la. They're quite the ones. So what I want to give you as a little heads up, how about an Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers 100ml? Put the body lotion in there as well.
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Chapter 2: Why are marriages decreasing and divorces increasing?
I could go through more. Plenty of other fragrances, though. Sabrina Carpenter. Sweet Tooth. Sabrina. Coachella Sabrina. There we go. $39.99. Save $20 right now. That'd be quite a sweet one, I would imagine. Hey, fragrance for less.
Chapter 3: What funny stories do siblings share about their dumbest moments?
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Let's go. Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now.
Chapter 4: How does the Speights Men's Den contribute to the conversation?
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Good morning, good evening, and everything in between. It's a we are. We here for our morning shift. It's from our mistas. Hey. To our sisters.
We're back for another show just in case you missed us. Do the dish.
I hope you didn't miss us because from the bottom of our heart, every single day that we don't get to see you, you're not here in the studios. We miss you so much.
Chapter 5: What role does social media play in perceptions of relationships?
We miss you. We're about to lose our studio. We're about to figure out where we're going next. Might be a few weeks. That's when you got our backs the most. That's right. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. You're still going to be getting podcasts though. We do not, we will not let this stop. Stay blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a sundress.
Welcome to officially the number one show for cool down under your home.
Chapter 6: How do algorithms influence our thoughts and relationships?
Welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's go. Say no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want. Nothing to do. Real people, real talk. We ain't number one in the charts.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of the latest marriage and divorce statistics?
Hopefully we're number one in the charts. Let's get it, get it. Hey. Hey. It is a Wednesday. Boys, final countdown. It's officially 10. 10 shows left here.
10 shows.
Seven.
Chapter 8: How can listeners get involved in the One Billion Steps Challenge?
Something like that. Seven. Eight. Something like that. What day is it today? Wednesday. Eight. We have eight shows left in the studio. You know what I'm going to miss? Sorry, you go, John. I'm going to miss the little bits and pieces that we've gathered over the years. I have to find somewhere else to put those. Yeah, well, we're taking everything. We are, but it's hard to describe right now.
What's the one piece of memorabilia as you look around that is the nearest and dearest to your heart? Oh, should we draft? We should do a draft. And you get to pick what it is that you get to take. Mark's leather jacket. I love that. No, no, no. That's what means the most to me. And it's my size. That Super Bowl cup in the back. It's my size.
You know what's frustrating is obviously we don't own the building, so we pay rent. And... I'm pretty sure they're going to sell this property. Yeah. I'm pretty sure they're selling it. But they still said they want us to reset and pay for it all to go back to... It's a landlord's rights, right? But they said they want us to go back to exactly how we left it. An empty, tinny little room. Yeah.
So whoever owns this building, kick rock, stuff you.
twice it's costing us a lot of money to reset it bloody twice bloody hell anyway we've got eight more shows in here what's on the show for you today shift nation i don't have a sibling but i know a lot of you do and i know generally speaking one is sharper than the other uh how dumb are your siblings oh i'm sure a lot of people wanted to back on that oh we got he's got some he's got some silly
Silly brothers and sisters. That we're going to talk about a little bit later on in the show. What's up, Mark? Yeah, we've got men's den as well. We are going to be talking about love. Because we love love. And the lack thereof. There's a bit of lack of love in the world at the moment. And I want to discuss that. Especially here in Aotearoa. That's thanks to our mates at Spades. Helping mates.
Be better mates. Check in today, though. I stole this question off the internet. But I do think it's funny. Very quickly. If there was... If there was a running statistic above someone's head that you saw constantly, what would you want to see? That's a great question. How much time they have left? How much time they have left to live. I'm just seeing what ballpark we're in. That is so morbid.
How did I go straight there, though? People said body counts. Oh, no. No, I don't want to see that. I would want to see what percentage they were at today. Like, where are you at today? You know, like maybe you're a 42 and this is how I can address it or you're a 99 and we're good to roll. Wow, that's pretty good. I'm on the board here, boy. Beat that. Imagine that though, eh? I'd be buzzy.
Imagine knowing what their total value was. Take away their, everybody's kind of like, you know, what you owe in money, considering, and then what you have in assets, and then where your money line sits, and that's why you think the way you think, or that's why you'll be a certain, that's why you vote who you vote for, and stuff like that.
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