Marc Couldn't Believe That Jordan Actually Said That!

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What’s the opening banter and theme of today’s episode?

Matua Mark 0:01
This is the goat soap. I don't just say it's the goat soap because it's the greatest of all time, but they back their product so much that they called it the goat soap. You know how good your product has to be to be allowed to call it the goat of anything?
Damien Jordan 0:13
I can think of something else that rhymes with the goat soap. The goat soap. Yep, keep going.
Matua Mark 0:20
This one right here. When I talk about the coconut oil made with the goat's milk. This is not the mother's milk. This is goat's milk. All right. Natural and healthy skin suitable for dry, itchy and sensitive skin. You got dry? Yeah, you can use this. You got sensitive? Guess what? You can use this.
Damien Jordan 0:36
That's Keon, bro. His skin right now, no good, bro. Soap it. I'm like, please put clothes on. When I'm giving him a bath, I'm like, you look terrible, sir.
Matua Mark 0:45
I'm going to wrap you up there. Goat soap. Terrible. Goat soap. Your skin needs to heal.
Damien Jordan 0:50
Goat. Sorry.
Matua Mark 0:51
Available at Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of the morning show.
Jordan River 0:54
Keep it real.
Matua Mark 0:54
Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.
Jordan River 1:00
Let's go!
Unknown 1:02
Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift.
Kyle Collier 1:13
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Boom!
Jordan River 1:19
Yes, Carter, good morning, good evening, good evening, good evening between us, and let's get it, get it, Friday!
Unknown 1:25
We here for our morning show to our masters, to our sisters, we back for another show just in case you missed us, do the dishes, it's all powered by
Jordan River 1:35
The People's Media.
Damien Jordan 1:38
That's good, that's us. We own it, baby. Let's get it. Stay blessed.
Unknown 1:41
Don't stress.
Damien Jordan 1:42
We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. It's cool. Say no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your heart.
Please.
Matua Mark 2:22
Oh, that's scratched a part of my brain that hasn't been scratched in a while. Where's the wall?
Damien Jordan 2:27
I'm going to go run through it. Up the APs, up the every sport in New Zealand. Hey, we were just talking off air. I feel like our numbers drop off a little bit on Friday because people don't go to work. They stop, you know, driving around. So we just brought that energy.
Matua Mark 2:41
So if you're showing up for Friday for us. We see you working from home on a Friday. We know what you're doing. Low-key, I'm worried. I think this is going to be the best show of the week.

Who are the school sporting MVPs and what updates were shared?

Matua Mark 2:48
So you're in for a treat. For a quick second, we talked about dropping the show. Going forward, there was a quick segment where we said, do we just drop Fridays?
Damien Jordan 2:54
If you're falling off, we can fall off too.
Unknown 2:59
What is on the show for you today?
Damien Jordan 3:01
Guys, I'm excited because we actually got some great submissions. It's Foot Locker Friday, last Friday. However, we needed some submissions to give away. Not a road run, a vocal singing run competition prize, which is the Nike Air Zoom Pegasus. I've been wearing these. The last week, amazingly comfortable, amazingly versatile with any style, whether you're dressing it down or dressing it up. It's super sexy. We can't wait to give away those on the show today.
Matua Mark 3:27
I was trying to be the man that day when I gave man away and then instantly I was like, damn, I like that pair. So I renege on that, brother. No shoes for you, cuz. Also on the show, I got some questions. It's Friday. This is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Questions for you, Matua Mark? Yeah, I've got the whānau feedback line. That's all part of our Spotify comments. So if you've gone on one of our shows, you've had something to read, slash write, we will read them out today. We want to have that feedback flowing, you know what I mean? Like we need to improve and you can help us with that or we can just give you an answer to what you've said. Says who? That's what the people say. That is what the people say.
Matua Mark 4:01
Hey, I'm taking care of chicken this morning and gentlemen, it dawned on me that it was some time ago that you were both in high school.
Damien Jordan 4:09
Oh, not that long.

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