Marc Couldn't Believe That Jordan Actually Said That!
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What’s the opening banter and theme of today’s episode?
This is the goat soap. I don't just say it's the goat soap because it's the greatest of all time, but they back their product so much that they called it the goat soap. You know how good your product has to be to be allowed to call it the goat of anything?
I can think of something else that rhymes with the goat soap. The goat soap. Yep, keep going.
This one right here. When I talk about the coconut oil made with the goat's milk. This is not the mother's milk. This is goat's milk. All right. Natural and healthy skin suitable for dry, itchy and sensitive skin. You got dry? Yeah, you can use this. You got sensitive? Guess what? You can use this.
That's Keon, bro. His skin right now, no good, bro. Soap it. I'm like, please put clothes on. When I'm giving him a bath, I'm like, you look terrible, sir.
I'm going to wrap you up there. Goat soap. Terrible. Goat soap. Your skin needs to heal.
Goat. Sorry.
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Oh, that's scratched a part of my brain that hasn't been scratched in a while. Where's the wall?
I'm going to go run through it. Up the APs, up the every sport in New Zealand. Hey, we were just talking off air. I feel like our numbers drop off a little bit on Friday because people don't go to work. They stop, you know, driving around. So we just brought that energy.
So if you're showing up for Friday for us. We see you working from home on a Friday. We know what you're doing. Low-key, I'm worried. I think this is going to be the best show of the week.
Who are the school sporting MVPs and what updates were shared?
So you're in for a treat. For a quick second, we talked about dropping the show. Going forward, there was a quick segment where we said, do we just drop Fridays?
If you're falling off, we can fall off too.
What is on the show for you today?
Guys, I'm excited because we actually got some great submissions. It's Foot Locker Friday, last Friday. However, we needed some submissions to give away. Not a road run, a vocal singing run competition prize, which is the Nike Air Zoom Pegasus. I've been wearing these. The last week, amazingly comfortable, amazingly versatile with any style, whether you're dressing it down or dressing it up. It's super sexy. We can't wait to give away those on the show today.
I was trying to be the man that day when I gave man away and then instantly I was like, damn, I like that pair. So I renege on that, brother. No shoes for you, cuz. Also on the show, I got some questions. It's Friday. This is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Questions for you, Matua Mark? Yeah, I've got the whānau feedback line. That's all part of our Spotify comments. So if you've gone on one of our shows, you've had something to read, slash write, we will read them out today. We want to have that feedback flowing, you know what I mean? Like we need to improve and you can help us with that or we can just give you an answer to what you've said. Says who? That's what the people say. That is what the people say.
Hey, I'm taking care of chicken this morning and gentlemen, it dawned on me that it was some time ago that you were both in high school.
Oh, not that long.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and theme of today’s episode?
0:01–2:48
2
Who are the school sporting MVPs and what updates were shared?
2:48–17:28
3
What is the Daily Bread segment and what news is covered?
17:28–18:02
4
Who won the Foot Locker Friday Nike Air Zoom Pegasus giveaway?
18:02–27:45
5
What questions are asked to fill the void and spark conversation?
27:45–37:43
6
What feedback did the whānau share this week?
37:43–44:23
7
Which school sports rankings and match‑ups are highlighted?
44:23–48:15
8
How does the show wrap up and what final thoughts are shared?
48:15–49:19
Speakers
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