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THE MORNING SHIFT

Not ALL Relationship Problems Are Solvable...

02 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main message about self-validation in relationships?

1.87 - 13.804 Brooke

Brush your teeth because for some of you, and I say this respectfully and I'm sorry to just come out the gate so aggressive to start the show, but for some of you, that plaque is starting to build like coral on a reef.

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16.568 - 21.379 Matua Mark

Bro, you know what I said? And coal on a reef is diabolical.

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21.399 - 21.94 Brooke

You know what I said?

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21.96 - 23.805 Matua Mark

You got chemist's warehouse this morning.

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23.825 - 24.366 Brooke

Leave me alone.

24.386 - 26.27 Matua Mark

Leave me alone. I wasn't attacking you.

26.29 - 27.834 Brooke

Leave me alone. No, I was just.

27.854 - 33.186 Matua Mark

Coal on a reef is great. I was hoping that you would mention the fact that you've got a brand new toothbrush. We were talking dental.

Chapter 2: How do trending movies influence conversations in relationships?

33.467 - 34.509 Matua Mark

I'm getting to that, Mark.

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34.529 - 34.83 Jordan

Coal on a reef.

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35.519 - 38.385 Matua Mark

That was amazing. I'm getting to that, man.

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38.646 - 43.276 Jordan

Any time I see Pluck, now I'm going to be like, Nemo. Get that off.

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44.278 - 46.764 Brooke

Dora. Go get that. Where are you?

Chapter 3: What are some negative attention-seeking behaviors discussed?

46.784 - 60.48 Brooke

What is that? That is the brand new electric toothbrush that I have from Matua Mark, the Oral-B. All that coral gone off this reef. Just like that. And you know the place you get it? Teeth Reef. It's all there.

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60.56 - 61.442 Matua Mark

It's all right there.

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62.243 - 62.884 Brooke

It's all right there.

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63.105 - 66.732 Matua Mark

You get that from Chemist Warehouse. Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.

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66.752 - 81.394 Unknown

Rolling with Chemist Warehouse. Let's go. Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Speights Men's Den in the episode?

81.414 - 91.393 Unknown

It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia.

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91.413 - 98.641 Brooke

Boom. Yes! Kia ora, good morning, good evening, and everything in between. It's a wee on Wednesday and we here for our morning sitch from our misters.

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To our sisters.

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100.387 - 104.358 Brooke

We back for another show just in case you missed us. Do the dish!

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104.88 - 108.428 Jordan

It's all powered by Inland Media. We're back cause I'm to lead the cast. Uncle need to care.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges of long-term relationship struggles?

108.448 - 123.59 Jordan

That's it. Hey, stay blessed. Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you're called down out of your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's go. Say no more, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk.

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123.61 - 126.915 Brooke

And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your hearts.

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127.255 - 129.078 Jordan

Let's get it, get it.

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129.158 - 160.622 Jordan

hey hey hey i want to say something go on i know it's middle of the week our bad but i want to say sorry it took us a little bit of a while to say that but i mean for us i mean i I am Samoan, so it's just every week, you know. We are, you know, matua ma, married a beautiful Samoan woman. I enjoy Samoan food. Brooke, your best friends are Samoan. There you go.

160.642 - 162.265 Jordan

You know, we just, we live and breathe it now.

Chapter 6: How do different communication styles affect relationships?

162.445 - 187.518 Jordan

I do want to say, we'll have a couple of words for the rest of the week, but I didn't grow up in Samoa and the culture, you know, extensively. But when I've observed my friends who have, one thing that I take note and how they... how they breathe their culture is about two things, humility and service. And I think that that is definitely a great way to live. So, happy Samoan Language Week.

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187.979 - 191.979 Jordan

Shout out to Samoans. Shout out to the 685.

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192.54 - 199.267 Brooke

What's 6 plus 8 plus 5? Samoa. All day? That's it. All day. All right, what is on the show for you today, Matua Mark?

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199.827 - 205.153 Matua Mark

Men's 10. We go page number two on something we were visiting earlier last week, actually.

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Chapter 7: What are the unsolvable problems in long-term relationships?

205.433 - 207.415 Matua Mark

Men's 10, thanks to our mates at Spades helping mate.

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208.396 - 210.559 Jordan

Be better, mate.

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210.579 - 211.7 Brooke

Everyone's welcome.

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211.76 - 213.482 Jordan

Brock, you've got something I'm excited about.

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213.502 - 228.472 Brooke

Yes, also on the show, Chef Nation. What's the worst way you try to get someone's attention? Because it's a funny one, eh? Because sometimes you have to go out of your way and in that moment you just think, this is the right play that I need to make. And that play is often wrong and that play lives with you for the rest of your life.

229.194 - 236.672 Brooke

And some of our shifters haven't forgot about those plays that they made at an early age. What is the worst way that you try to get someone's attention is also on the show a little bit later.

236.753 - 254.644 Matua Mark

I'm taking control here, gentlemen. And shifters, I saw something over the weekend that made my, it wasn't even over the weekend, it was Monday, King's birthday weekend. I saw somebody's story. Someone shared a story. I saw it and I was like, oh my goodness.

254.624 - 273.133 Matua Mark

So for those who are international shifters and join us from other countries, did you know that Aotearoa doesn't have a lot of venomous animals in there? We got a couple of spiders that can bite you. Their teeth aren't big enough. Well, there are still some spiders who can get you. The white tail's a terrible one.

273.553 - 282.387 Matua Mark

But we generally live in a country that is full of loving creatures and we are a loving society. I never check my shoes before I put them on. No.

Chapter 8: What insights are shared about growing and learning from relationship experiences?

330.81 - 349.981 Matua Mark

This is so Kiwi of everybody because we're like, Where did that come from? Like, how? What? Because, and it's jarring to us. Now, there may be people who are listening right now that live every day near scorpions, and this is just part of the day-to-day. But when a scorpion pops up in Auckland, Aotearoa. How not? What? And it's alive? Like, sometimes. How not? Sometimes we get hitchhikers.

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350.182 - 374.49 Matua Mark

Sometimes there will be a- Who let that in? An animal that- that will have something come through. It'll be imported and it'll be in the packaging or something and it'll fall out and it's dead because it can't survive in our terrain. But no, this lady had found a scorpion inside her bathroom fully alive. So I kept reading along. I kept following this story like a stalker.

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374.47 - 376.312 Jordan

Are they deadly? Is that a deadly one?

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376.452 - 393.852 Matua Mark

That's a stinger. She got a stinger on it. It's not one of those fake ones. It's got an actual stinger on it. So anyway, she said, yes, have contacted MPI, provided videos and photos, and are awaiting further advice. Critter no longer alive, though, after sitting under a jar.

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394.192 - 403.522 Matua Mark

So it had perished, but it only perished because she'd put it under a jar and kept it there so that the people at MPI, which is, I guess, the people who look after things like this.

403.542 - 411.134 Brooke

So she's a murderer. Well, I don't know. How do we feel about that? Did she double check? These scorpion things are like cockroaches, bro. They don't die. I wouldn't have. Did she check the pulse?

411.154 - 411.715 Jordan

I wouldn't have.

411.735 - 412.877 Brooke

Just put the fingers on the pulse, bro?

413.197 - 418.205 Jordan

I wouldn't have done something so silly than to put a jar over it. What would you have done, Jordan? Stomped on it.

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