Show 194 - Fav Burns/Questionable Moments of 2023

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What is this 'Best of 2023' episode's theme and why are we hearing clips?

Daniel McDonnell 0:00
rolling with chemist warehouse let's push let's go never fold 10 turns down baby you know who it is i'm trying to be like you mother shush it's too late to turn back now the morning shift powered by unimedia i got i got i got i Yes, God, a good morning, good evening, and everything in between. We still here, baby, for our morning shifters. From our misters to our sisters, we back for another show, just in case you missed us. Do the dishes.
Damien Jordan 0:35
We'll talk about you, no media, what's happening, Tame. Kill the fun and stay blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show down under, if you would call down under your home. Welcome to new media, the people's media. That's who. But you know what? Even if you don't cool down under your home, we're still here because say no more, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't, real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one of the charts, hopefully we're number one of your hearts. Let's get it, get it.
Daniel McDonnell 1:00
Let's get it, get it.
Damien Jordan 1:01
Hey, I'm looking forward to this show. I'm really looking forward to this show. My brother. Brasa. Brasa.
Matua Marc 1:06
Mark, what are we about to listen to? Well, because we're taking a little time off and we're back on the 15th, we decided to, I don't know, give you guys something to listen to while you're traveling on the roads. Take a look back at some of our finer moments throughout the podcasting year in 2023. So this episode is all the best burns and questionable moments that we've had.
Damien Jordan 1:28
Love that. My brasa. We all had good burns this year.
Matua Marc 1:32
We all had burns. It's pretty even, eh? Love that. Yeah, so enjoy listening. We're back on the 15th. Thank you guys so much for your love and support. Can't wait to get back. Yes, my brasa.
Damien Jordan 1:41
Gotta let it burn. Shush. Shut up. Shut up. Next question. If you could be a Marvel hero... Actually, no. If you could be any Disney character... Stitch. What is up with your... That's Lilo and Stitch, right?
Jordan (Unknown last name) 1:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damien Jordan 1:55
What is your infatuation with Stitch and your love for that character?
Jordan (Unknown last name) 1:59
He's just so crazy and psycho, but he's also very caring. Oh, that makes sense. I feel like I resonate. You see a piece of that?
Matua Marc 2:08
Yeah. Jordan could be a Disney character. Which one would you reckon he'd be?
Jordan (Unknown last name) 2:12
Do you know that in the real one, Stitch, the obese monster?
Oh, wow.
Damien Jordan 2:21
Let's go home, ladies and gentlemen.
Daniel McDonnell 2:23
Let's go home.
Damien Jordan 2:24
She said the O word.
Matua Marc 2:26
She said the O word.
Daniel McDonnell 2:27
That's the home run on day one.
Matua Marc 2:29
You did ask her to meet you at the five.
Damien Jordan 2:31
You know, Brooke, you seen the ginger friend? With the glasses?
Daniel McDonnell 2:36
Leelook is hiding.
Damien Jordan 2:37
Remember Leelook is that ginger friend hiding?
Daniel McDonnell 2:42
Okay. I swear to God. I swear to God. It's like you only existed in 2017. That's the first time we all got to meet Jordan. There's no photos of you on the internet. You don't have a social media before that. You don't have anything from like an early Facebook. There's nothing. So I searched high and I did search low and I finally got one. I got one photo of Jordan. Could you just, Nix, could you show my tour mark? Oh, look at you. Little baby Jordan.
Parks 3:13
Is that a sequins top?
Daniel McDonnell 3:16
Jordan, my boy, can you run me through?
Matt Chandler 3:19
Gorgeous.
Unknown 3:27
Let's go home, ladies and gentlemen.
Daniel McDonnell 3:30
We got the sequins with the jazz hands. What is this?
Parks 3:35
Stop coming back. Stop coming back.
Daniel McDonnell 3:38
What is this, Jordan? Who is this Jordan that none of us have ever seen before? You've got the mohawk with, man, a whole lot of Dax Wax in there. Oh, Dax Wax. The black socks with the three-quarter black pants and some tap dancing shoes.
Damien Jordan 3:55
How did you get that?
Matua Marc 3:56
Are they jazz shoes or tap dancing? What are they? Genuine question.
Damien Jordan 4:04
Tell you what, this is an exercise in don't ever tell me you can't change your stars, ladies and gentlemen.
Matua Marc 4:13
Or your shoes.
Damien Jordan 4:15
Do you know what I see when I see that photo? I can hear Daniel Bedingfield got to get through this because that was the dance that I learned. Can you do the dance? Do the dance.
Daniel McDonnell 4:26
Shush. Come on. Jordan? Can you flick your fridge? Play the game. Play the game, Jordan. What is it, Daniel Bedingfield? Sorry, guys. Going to get through this.

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