Show 84 - Win the battle worry about the war later
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What is the show’s opening vibe and who are the hosts introduced?
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A million downloads, baby.
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A million, a million, a million. Thank you to the shifters. Everything you want, nothing you don't. No bad vibes. Real talk, real people. What's on the show today? Threads, because that's new. But who's saying what on Threads? Our boy is busy on there. VUA's are back. Should we start a Threads? We have to. Morning shift. Think about it, eh? On way. That's on the way too. And then Matua Morales to wrap up the show. But we always start the show with an absolute all together. Boy! And guys, I got a vibe today. It's one of our friends doing amazing things around the world. We're going to like this one. I thought Tuesday pops. Let's get it. This is my boy.
Big Tings, man.
This is Savali.
It's a big trust Tuesday.
Jump up and down like the floor is lava.
Season three on Waze, I heard. Sorry! Sorry! Hey Lance, love the song. Have you never heard that one before? It's called Floor Is Lava. Lance Vali. One more. Big Thrust Tuesday! Let's get it! Yeah, got me. Yeah, love that. Nice, bro. How we feeling today, OG? How are you? Oh, I'm good now. Lance, man. Make me move like that. Too old for that. Stop it. Get a warrant of fitness to get the engine rolling before you start moving like that. Just quickly, we're off air chat. I told Brooke that a few, you know. And they said it so respectfully, Brooke. They said, hey, can you just tell Brooke, it's not ma tua, Mark. It's just ma tua, Mark. But he said, you know, it was with love, Brooke. But I said to Brooke, before I tell you this thing, because I know, Brooke, the way his brain works, before I tell you this thing, don't dismiss it in your brain like, nah.
Don't get defensive. And then when I said it, he said, yeah, I would have done it if you said it. I got you. Matua. Yes. I'm going, well, I've got an exciting date coming up, guys.
Oh, what?
Yeah. Well, I haven't actually completely locked it in yet, but I have a second cousin from Melbourne who's over. His name is Mark Shinkin. Never met him. Only known him virtually through Facebook Messenger. Yeah. He's the guy who can connect me with my Jewish culture, my Jewish heritage. Shalom. Give me some of that money. So he was telling me earlier that Daniel Mendoza was a famous boxer. He's part of the bloodline. I don't know what they'd be. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great uncle. Apparently a heavyweight champion boxer between the years of 1790 to the early 1800s. And he went under the – you know how everyone has like a – it's the style bender.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You always got that little title or tag that goes with it. The great Daniel Mendoza, the first Jewish heavyweight boxing champion, went under the alias Mendoza the Jew. Boy, that's good. When did people start naming yourself after the religion you follow? That should be you, Matel Mark the Jew. Because you can't hit him. You know what I'm saying? You can't hit me. I'm giving out these, though. I'll keep you posted whether or not I get to meet him in person or not, but it could be an exciting moment for me today. Do you reckon his opponents were like, oh, I better juju wisely about fighting him?
Does he give them juju lips?
By the way... That was pretty good, man. They look at me like that. Are we being mean? Sorry. I don't know. Sorry. Oh, well, hey, I can tell you more.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the show’s opening vibe and who are the hosts introduced?
0:03–8:48
2
What personal stories and family anecdotes do the hosts share early on?
8:48–16:12
3
Why are they talking about sheep milk, All Blacks and Michael Jordan’s Hornets sale?
16:12–28:03
4
What is Threads and how is Jordan using it for social media content?
28:03–41:08
Speakers
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