Meghan Markle Sidelined, Brooklyn Beckham's FAILED Sympathy Ploy, and Timothée Chalamet's Alter Ego
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Hello and welcome to your Tuesday edition of The Nerve. I am your host, Maureen Callahan. The celebrity offenders who were active over the past few days, they are many, they are legion, and we're getting to it with one Rob Shooter. First, we're going to start with Meghan Markle, who allegedly reportedly tried to invite herself to Valentino's memorial service, to the funeral. Okay, are you kidding me? We're gonna talk about that. And then Harry and Meghan toddled their way over to Sundance like the movers and shakers they pretend to be that they delusionally think they are. We've got the Beckham family blow up. We've got more bombshells from the Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni lawsuit. and tons more tons more as always we will be reading your feedback showing some of your photos and then um there's a lot going on over at cbs and um timothy shamalama ding dong is a part of this and um we will never miss an opportunity to take a whack at that pinata so are you ready are you ready let's go
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Hey, Maureen. I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go.
Okay, first, Meghan Markle. What do you know about these reported attempts of hers? You know, if you're not invited to a funeral, I think it's safe to say just, you know you're not invited to a funeral. Yeah, yeah. This one tried to like worm her way in, knock that door down.
How did Meghan and Harry fare at Sundance with 'Cookie Queens'?
Hey, I'd love to show up at this. It's a funeral, but to Meghan, allegedly, it's just another star-studded event.
Yeah, I broke this story on my sub stack, Maureen, that Megan was angling for an invite to this funeral. She saw it as an opportunity. She's not wrong there. These big celebrity funerals, they're not like ours. They really are networking moments. I went to Joan Rivers' funeral and it was shocking how many people were there trying to get jobs, trying to get comedy gigs. And so it's really awful that this happens. But when Meghan is really smart and outrageous and she doesn't miss an opportunity when she thinks she can make one, is she wanted to be with the high fashion players of the world. Everybody from Anna Wintour on down was at this funeral. And it's a world that we know Meghan would love to be part of.
The one thing about Meghan is she doesn't ever believe there is any world, any place that she cannot insert herself into. Her ambition is unrivaled. And so we know from last summer... when she turned up at a fashion show in Paris. And it is still a little unclear whether or not she was actually technically invited to that.
Oh, she told New York Magazine that she reached out to the designer herself and said, hey, I'd love to come and support you if you'd like me to. So she invited herself to that. The only place that she has a standing open invite to where she will not appear, a tragedy, is her father's bedside with half his leg gone, amputated in the Philippines. But, you know, if you're a famous iconic fashion designer, she would love to attend your funeral.
Love. You hit it absolutely right. I'm sure she would have thrown out. I'm sure she would have felt as if she was one of the biggest stars there. Gwyneth Paltrow was there. We also saw Anne Hathaway there. Now, it's a lot of people, Elizabeth Hurley, who have had a longtime relationship with this really.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–2:12
2
What happened with Meghan Markle at Valentino's funeral?
2:12–2:51
3
How did Meghan and Harry fare at Sundance with 'Cookie Queens'?
2:51–6:24
4
What is the latest drama surrounding Brooklyn Beckham and his family?
6:24–7:30
5
What shocking texts were revealed between Taylor Swift and Blake Lively?
7:30–8:13
6
How is Mark Ruffalo's political activism affecting his career?
8:13–9:54
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What did Margot Robbie reveal about her co-star Jacob Elordi?
9:54–10:25
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What are the implications of CBS re-airing Anderson Cooper's profile?
10:25–1:31:29
Speakers
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