The Nucking Futz Podcast: real life . real laughs . real talk
Episodes
Things We Stopped Pretending to Like After 40
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After 40, the performance ends. In this episode, Melissa and Donna play Over 40 Edit or Over It and call out the things they are officially done prete...
The Hormone Olympics Are Real
28 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hot flashes. Rage crying. Brain fog. Chin hairs. Periods that disappear for 10 months just to come back swinging like they own the place. In this epis...
No One Warned Us About This Part
28 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Periods, hot flashes, body changes, weird symptoms, beauty filters, Botox, Spanx, dogs in the bed, and the emotional damage of someone asking, “Are ...
Hormones, Brain Fog & Trying Not to Lose Your Damn Mind
21 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hormones are rude. One minute you’re fine … the next you’re crying, raging, nauseous, bloated, forgetting someone’s name mid-conversation, or ...
Perimenopause Is a Scam and We’d Like a Refund
14 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Cramps. Mood swings. Random rage. Crying to sad playlists. Hot flashes … or maybe just high blood pressure? In this episode, Melissa and Donna get...
Teenagers, Eye Rolls & Borrowed Cars: Parenting Adult Kids Is Unhinged
07 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Teenagers and adult kids are basically the same people … just with bigger opinions and access to Uber. In this episode, Melissa and Donna get into t...
Permission to Be Mediocre: Why Doing Less Might Save You
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What if the goal isn’t to do more, be better, fix everything, and become your “best self” every single day? In this episode, Melissa and Donna a...
What If You’re Already Enough?
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve all heard it … be your best self, do more, fix more, become more. But honestly? When does it stop? In this episode, we’re calling it out …...
Your Body Knows It’s Not Right… So Why Are You Still There?
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We have all been there … That feeling in your stomach. The anxiety. The “this just doesn’t feel right anymore” moment you try to ignore. In...
Half-Assed Laundry, Full Lives: Letting Go of Doing It All
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We used to think doing everything perfectly was the goal. The clean house, the folded laundry, the meals, the work, the kids… all of it. Now? If it ...
Half-Ass It Proudly
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Perfection is exhausting, and honestly, it might be the thing slowing all of us down. In this episode, Melissa and Donna talk about the pressure to do...
You’re Not Lazy. You’re Burnt Out.
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Nucking Futz, we are talking about doing too much… and finally admitting it. The packed schedules.The pressure to keep going.The guilt ...
High Waisted Everything & Curvy Confidence
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Melissa and Donna get into curvy confidence with a fun this or that conversation that quickly turns into something deeper. From high waisted everyth...
AI is getting smarter. Women are getting louder. And sometimes … your bra just gives up mid-day.
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Nucking Futz, Melissa and Donna talk about everything from AI and authenticity to using your voice in business, relationships, and ...
Underwear, Underwire & Other Workplace Disasters
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Nucking Futz, Melissa and Donna get into the most embarrassing moments they have had at work … from underwire bras snapping at th...
The Moment Women Stop Playing Small
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Nucking Futz, Melissa and Donna talk about what it really means to use your voice. From negotiating in business and standing your g...
AI Can Write the Post …But It Can’t Be You
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
AI can write a caption, plan a trip, and draft a business proposal… but it still can’t replace your voice. In this episode of Nucking Futz, Meliss...
You Don’t Have to Have It Together to Show Up
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Perfection is a lie. Hustle is overrated. And some days, just showing up is the win. In this episode of Nucking Futz, Melissa and Donna get real about...
The 3-Thing Rule, Rest Days, and Letting Go of Perfect
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What if getting more done didn’t mean doing more? In this episode, Melissa and Donna talk about real life productivity, not hustle culture, not colo...
The Days You Fake It (And Why Showing Up Still Works)
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Some days you are confident. Some days you are exhausted. And some days you show up anyway. In this episode, Melissa and Donna get real about the days...
It Doesn’t Have to Be Perfect to Be Real
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Perfection is exhausting and honestly, it’s not real. In this episode of Nucking Futz, Melissa and Donna talk about what happens when you stop tryin...
Start Before You’re Ready (Because Perfect Is a Lie)
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Melissa and Donna get real about what it actually looks like to build businesses while juggling motherhood, burnout, boundaries, and big ideas. Throug...
Trust the Feeling, Ignore the Noise
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Every good idea starts with a feeling and this one didn’t make sense on paper. In this episode, Melissa and Donna share how Nucking Futz came to ...
Self Doubt Is Loud. We Are Louder
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Self doubt has a way of showing up right before growth … right before you post the video, go live, start the business, or put yourself out there. In...
Stop Chasing Skinny: Body Image, Boundaries & Being Done With the Noise
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you have ever looked at a photo everyone else loved and only saw your “flaws,” this episode is for you. Melissa and Donna get real about body i...
Why We Are Nucking Futz (And Why That’s a Good Thing)
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Every good idea starts with a feeling. In this episode, Melissa and Donna share how Nucking Futz came to life … from real estate honesty and career ...
This or That: The Creative Hustle Edition (2AM Ideas, Canva Addiction & Wing It Energy)
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Content planner or last minute genius? Clean desk or creative chaos? Perfect feed or authentic mess? In this This or That Creative Hustle Edition, Mel...
Saying No, Starting Over, and Why Life Doesn’t Care About Your Comfort
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is about the yeses that slowly broke us and the no that finally saved us. From do-overs and boundaries to burnout and self preservation, ...
Are Do-Overs Real … or Is Life Just Dragging You Into Growth?
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode starts with a simple question … Is coming back to real estate a do-over? … and immediately proves nothing about life is ever that sim...
Saying No Without Guilt (And Why Yes Almost Broke Us)
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are lifelong “YES GIRLS” learning the hard way that saying yes to everything costs more than it gives. From one sided friendships and busines...
No is a Complete Sentence
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donna opens up about her lived experience to create awareness and spark honest conversations around consent, boundaries, and personal safety. Alongsid...
Eat the Fries, Trust Your Gut & Leave Sooner: This or That for Our Younger Selves
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Nucking Futz “this or that” episode, Melissa and Donna sit down with their younger selves and call some things out. Chase the dream or enj...
Friendships, Motherhood, Burnout & Finding Yourself: The Real Talk No One Says Out Loud
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Women today are juggling everything … motherhood, friendships, marriage, career pressure, burnout, mental health, identity, and work life balance th...
Work Life Balance Is a Lie: Motherhood, Career Guilt & the Pressure to “Do It All”
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We get brutally honest about the one thing almost every woman struggles with: work life balance … or the total absence of it. From showing homes whi...
Life at Lightning Speed: Parenting, Growing Up, Losing People, Finding Ourselves
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Life doesn’t just move fast, it hits warp speed. In this episode, we talk about the years that blur together, raising kids who suddenly aren’t kid...
Friendships, Red Flags & Ride or Dies: How to Know Who is Really in Your Corner
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder if someone’s actually your friend or just around for the season (or the tea)? In this Nucking Futz™ convo, Melissa and Donna get real ...
Motherhood, Midlife & The Messy Truth: What We’d Tell Our Younger Selves
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever hit that “how did I get here?” stage of life? Same. In this raw, hilarious, and unfiltered full-length episode of Nucking Futz™, Melissa...
Midlife, Motherhood & Saying No: The Pivots That Changed Everything
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever hit a life chapter and think, holy sht… now what? Yeah, same. In this episode of Nucking Futz™, Melissa Hull and Donna Pinsonneault get br...
Motherhood Before Ready: The Chaos, the Tears, and the Magic
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever find out you’re pregnant and think, holy sht, how do I do this? Yeah, same. In this episode of Nucking Futz™, Melissa Hull and Donna Pinso...
“Be Scared. Do It Anyway: What We’d Tell Our Younger Selves”
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wake up at 3 a.m. thinking, “What the hell am I doing with my life?” Yeah, same. In this raw and ridiculously honest kickoff to Nucking Fu...