Things We Stopped Pretending to Like After 40

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What do Melissa and Donna introduce as the premise of “Over 40 Edit or Over It”?

Melissa Hall 0:04
Hello, hello, I'm Melissa. And I'm Donna. We're here sharing what we've learned as women, entrepreneurs, and moms. Oh, while rocking our curves with confidence. It's a behind-the-scenes
Donna 0:14
look at our lives and businesses. And a chance to tell our younger selves, go do the things that scare you. So we're gonna do over forty edit or over it. Where we're looking at Things about life that we would have thought of differently when we were younger. Yeah. How we react now.
Melissa Hall 0:39
Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. Let's do it. So first one. Being polite when someone cuts you off in traffic.
Donna 0:48
Um, I c I kinda feel I've always been a little unpolite with that. Do you stare? I d oh yeah. Totally. Like the stare down. I call it the
Melissa Hall 1:02
ostrich.
Donna 1:04
I was parked beside a car yesterday and all you could smell was weed. All you could smell was weed. And I'm like, I looked over at him and I'm like Are you for real? And I'm thinking, Would you be sitting there with a beer bottle in your hand?
Melissa Hall 1:17
No. No, I wouldn't know. That's don't be driving
Donna 1:20
a car if you're
Melissa Hall 1:21
smoking. That's crazy. I think in this situation you might not want to edit it, but um I've always been the same. And I've
Donna 1:28
thought so many times about wrapping the car with she's got legs on it.
Melissa Hall 1:33
But then I'm
Donna 1:34
like Yeah, not gonna get myself in trouble. Like
Melissa Hall 1:38
Yeah.
Donna 1:39
Will I just do something inappropriate and then that's really bad for the bad actually. That's hilarious
Melissa Hall 1:43
that you say that. Because I've been the same. I'm like And I
Donna 1:46
think the
Melissa Hall 1:46
kids
Donna 1:46
tell me.
Melissa Hall 1:48
I'm always like, Yeah, you shouldn't do that Melissa, you shouldn't do that. Group texts that never end.
Donna 1:55
Um I'm not a big group texter, so I have a few group text. So I will say this this far more I mean, I don't think we group text when we were younger. What no. I didn't have cell phones, I hate to say that out loud, but yeah. So I have a few group texts that go on. One of them is our punch buggy group. Oh, I love it. I just talked to Lucas about this yesterday. Yeah. I love I love. And that's with the kids and me. And I'm winning like by a lot. I'm just saying I'm throwing it out there to shame them a little bit 'cause they suck at it and I'm way better. But um Then I have one with my girlfriends, my high school girlfriends. We have a group text that goes on. And than with my parental care. So we have a group text that goes on with that.
Donna 2:40
But other than that it's just like real uh and And I think like the voice to ta the voice text, like you use that a lot. I use it a lot, yeah. And I think it's easier.
Melissa Hall 2:52
Yes.
Donna 2:53
But I find I don't read them as much. Because it's not written. So I have to stop and I have to listen.
Melissa Hall 3:00
Yeah.
Donna 3:00
And sometimes like I just don't have that. And you
Melissa Hall 3:02
probably have to listen five hundred times because I talk so fast.

Why are they over it with polite traffic reactions and staring at drivers?

Donna 3:04
No, but it's super easy, right? Especially if you got a lot to say. Because Siri sometimes she's so drunk and she needs to get fired. Like what the is that even like where did you get that from? It's something.
Melissa Hall 3:18
And then it'll actually converts it to a like the wording. So like if you leave a voicemail it comes up on I don't know, uh do you have that? My Well I've had it for a long time. Yeah. But just the message. So the other day uh the other day my client called and it was not his name. It was like a totally different name. And I'm like, Who is that? And they had left a message I was somewhere and then I was like, What? I don't know what should he I don't know what they hear on the other end of that. So sometimes it's hilarious. Oh yeah. The things that it translates to into
Donna 3:49
Folding fitted sheets. I can't I have such a hack for it. I Martha Stewart taught me how to fold a fitted sheet. So you you stick your hands in the pockets. Yeah, I've seen this before. And you and you like so you have the two and then you fold them together so all the pockets are in one. Yeah. Then you lay that down. And then you fold the squishy like the Yep. I know Changbu in and then in and then you can fold it into a square. You can do my sheets. Okay, you wait for that. You keep waiting. Because I won't do that. Answering phone calls from unknown numbers. Nope. I did it once. I can still remember.

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